I just had sex thread

[Adam]

3 weeks, no sex and still going! Shit, I'm gonna need my own thread 'I just didn't have sex!'

 

[Hailey Knight]

3 weeks, no sex and still going! Shit, I'm gonna need my own thread 'I just didn't have sex!'

yay?

 

[Sparhawk]

 

[Chad Sexington]

I have been having some... functional issues due to depression and depression meds. It's been weeks since I have been able to, erhm, 'perform.'

Last night and this morning made up for... well, at least one of those weeks.

 

[Adam]

Well shit.

 

[GasBandit]

Maybe if you take a vow of poverty, you can win the lottery, dude.

 

[Adam]

Maybe if you take a vow of poverty, you can win the lottery, dude.

I see the logic in that.

 

[Celt Z]

Well shit.

...aren't you with Jay right now?

 

[drifter]

 

[Bubble181]

Nothing like trekking through another country and changing beds practically every night. 14 day trip, 14 times of . Not exactly once a day, but on average....I'll take it

 

[Celt Z]

 

[PatrThom]

...aren't you with Jay right now?

This was the first thing that went through my mind, too.

--Patrick

 

[Eriol]

Folgers is wrong.

 

[Terrik]

Ha! I always knew their coffee sucked!

 

[Celt Z]

@Eriol is right. At least with Nescafe you're always guaranteed a little Head.

Spoiler

For people too young to get that joke:

 

[Bowielee]

So... how do I put this.

I've been kind of a slut the last few weeks. I mean, I haven't had this volume of sex since my early twenties, and I was BAD back then. On the plus side, out of all of that, I may have actually met someone.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Why don't we have a "I just got/gave a BJ" thread?

 

[Shakey]

We go by the Republican definition of sex here.

 

[GasBandit]

We go by the Republican definition of sex here.

 

[sixpackshaker]

We go by the Republican definition of sex here.

Toilet stalls don't count?

 

[Bowielee]

If it weren't BJs and HJs I'd practically be a virgin.

 

[GasBandit]

If it weren't BJs and HJs I'd practically be a virgin.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbaqlcmDCA

Kinda NSFW. Lyrics very NSFW.

 

[Celt Z]

If it weren't BJs and HJs I'd practically be a virgin.

But what about ZJ's?



(Please tell me someone else knows that quote...)

 

[Just Me]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbaqlcmDCA

Kinda NSFW. Lyrics very NSFW.

But great nonetheless, every fucking single time.
Gotta love the those two.

 

[Tiger Tsang]

Toilet stalls don't count?

Only if you're willing to take a WIDE stance on the issue.

 

[Cajungal]

So... how do I put this.

I've been kind of a slut the last few weeks. I mean, I haven't had this volume of sex since my early twenties, and I was BAD back then. On the plus side, out of all of that, I may have actually met someone.

To everything there is a season. Including sluttiness.

 

[Just Me]

To everything there is a season. Including sluttiness.

THIS!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So hey, kinda weird I'm posting in this thread, eh? Because you know what?

I had my phone sex cherry popped tonight. Yeah, never done that before. And man, it was hot. And since we're taking it slow, I'm counting it as a win.

In other words...

 

[Ravenpoe]

So hey, kinda weird I'm posting in this thread, eh? Because you know what?

I had my phone sex cherry popped tonight. Yeah, never done that before. And man, it was hot. And since we're taking it slow, I'm counting it as a win.

In other words...

I gotta ask though... how'd you get it in the phone?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I gotta ask though... how'd you get it in the phone?

He still uses a flip phone

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

He still uses a flip phone

ouch.

 

[Hailey Knight]

He still uses a flip phone

Hey, I still use a flip phone!

When you're angry with someone and you want to hang up in a dramatic fashion, no other phone gives you that satisfying SNAP sound as it claps shut--

Oh. Ohhhhhhh.

ouch.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Bubble181]

...remind you of your prom night?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Hey, I still use a flip phone!

When you're angry with someone and you want to hang up in a dramatic fashion, no other phone gives you that satisfying SNAP sound as it claps shut--

This is actually why I kept my flip phone for as long as I did.