Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[LordRendar]

/snip

Yey, I got a -8 chance of getting prostate cancer then.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Well, I'm well covered there.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Well, I'm well covered there.

PHRASING!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Ah, a good ol' fashioned demotivational poster.

 

[GasBandit]

I read somewhere that even today, 1000 people a day learn that Darth Vader is Luke's Father (because people are born every day who still have to learn that). I wonder if the percentage of people in the developed world who realize that the onion is a satire website is growing, or shrinking.

 

[GasBandit]

Apparently Netflix is suffering a bug that causes it to mix and match pieces of descriptions.

 

[Zappit]

Apparently Netflix is suffering a bug that causes it to mix and match pieces of descriptions.

Really? Because that is exactly how I would do a Taylor Swift documentary.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

What's the most unfortunate thing about this ad?

This girl's name, her sister's name, or the fact that her parents booked a newspaper ad to celebrate her preschool graduation?

 

[figmentPez]

This girl's name, her sister's name, or the fact that her parents booked a newspaper ad to celebrate her preschool graduation?

I dunno, the way some print publications are desperate for ad dollars, this might have been cheaper than buying a card at Hallmark.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I don't know what's more impressive: the length of the list or that it's alphabetized.

Also, YOINK! There's some Dill material right there.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Also, YOINK!

Adding to the list, eh?

I'll let someone else post the mandatory halforums meme.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am shocked loping the mule is there...

 

[jwhouk]

Adding to the list, eh?

I'll let someone else post the mandatory halforums meme.

(runs in, grabs mic)

"Just like Nick's prom night!"

(drops mic, runs offstage)

 

[Ravenpoe]

(runs in, grabs mic)

"Just like Nick's prom night!"

(drops mic, runs offstage)

He's been waiting his whole life for that moment.

 

[PatrThom]

I notice "Wrestle the one-eyed serpent of crotch mountain" is not on that list.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

He's been waiting his whole life for that moment.

I hate you both. So much.

 

[PatrThom]

For the last couple hours after seeing that list, Kati has been leaning around her monitor every so often to offer up euphemisms for female masturbation. And I've been retorting with ones I come up with.

I've never regretted our marriage. Never.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Crotch Dogs.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

...errr....Yes? That was the whole point? Is there anyone who didn't know that, going into movie #3? heck, that was known back when only the Real Star Wars Movies had been made.

 

[jwhouk]

Oh dear God, does that mean that Han and Leia's baby is going to be a SITH LORD?

 

[Hailey Knight]

I notice "Wrestle the one-eyed serpent of crotch mountain" is not on that list.

--Patrick

Aaaand that's the point where I realize I've been sitting on Halforums all morning and need to go do something with my life.

 

[Bubble181]

go do something with my life.

Yeah, that one isn't on there either

 

[blotsfan]

Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

 

[GasBandit]

Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

Lucas ceased being a credible authority on anything Star Wars when he changed who shot first in the cantina.

 

[Just Me]

Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

Yeah, like someone nowadays cares what Lucas says or said.

 

[Sparhawk]

Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

Let's see... hundreds of Jedi and two Sith. Seems unbalanced. 2 Jedi, 2 Sith, 2 force probable babies... seems pretty balanced to me. Lucas has shown, he doesn't understand balance.

 

[blotsfan]

Also, the worst part of it is when yoda says "a prophecy if misinterpreted dangerous consequences would have" or something like that. If Lucas didn't mean it like that, what the hell does that line mean?

 

[Gusto]

Except Anakin didn't really have much to do with it. Clone troopers killed the Jedi, and the younglings Anakin killed could have been killed by anyone.