Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Cajungal

Cajungal

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To be fair, in outfit one, he doesn't have to worry about ripping off the Spanx. That shit ain't sexy. It's like a sleeping bag popping out of its way-too-tiny drawstring sack.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

When fashion transitioned from skin-tight designer jeans of the 80's to baggy jeans of the 90's, I was happy because it only took one tug to get the baggy jeans off of your girl...
 
Espy

Espy

Cajungal said:
To be fair, in outfit one, he doesn't have to worry about ripping off the Spanx. That shit ain't sexy. It's like a sleeping bag popping out of its way-too-tiny drawstring sack.
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To be even fairer, the guy complaining that she's not wearing something sexy is sitting around in his boxers farting and scratching his balls when he's at home, so if his expectation is that she wear sexy stuff all the time maybe he can step it up a notch or two.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Espy said:
To be even fairer, the guy complaining that she's not wearing something sexy is sitting around in his boxers farting and scratching his balls when he's at home, so if his expectation is that she wear sexy stuff all the time maybe he can step it up a notch or two.
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Technically, this was not a guy complaining, it was a woman noticing irony.
 
Shakey

Shakey

Maybe they like to watch them spend all their time carefully building their homes just to turn it on and see them never be able to enjoy it.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Shakey said:
Maybe they like to watch them spend all their time carefully building their homes just to turn it on and see them never be able to enjoy it.
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Maybe it's on a timer to come on at about 4am, an hour or so before daylight, just so they can see what it's like.

--Patrick
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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I'd rather deal with him than his brother Maad or his other brother Baad.






Yet another unrealistic standard for women. #realwomenhavetorsos

 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Dammit, this is what I get for posting something from user sub instead of most viral. It was a picture of a soccer ball crossed out and the caption said "I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take my friends to the bar."
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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PatrThom said:
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Broken images? Quite often, actually.
If only our board were capable of hosting an image.

If only.

--Patrick
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If only this board had a system that let you organize, manage, search, favorite and sort all the images you've uploaded to it, and for that matter, display them properly in quoted text.

And allow for drag and drop uploading, even from other tabbed webpages.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
If only this board had a system that let you organize, manage, search, favorite and sort all the images you've uploaded to it, and for that matter, display them properly in quoted text.

And allow for drag and drop uploading, even from other tabbed webpages.
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Now you're just getting silly.

--Patrick
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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PatrThom said:
Now you're just getting silly.

--Patrick
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But there is a system this board can use, with no extra work for Dave to implement it! It's called IMGUR.

Imgur's usually so good I don't even upload much of anything to my own hosting any more, other than gifs that go over imgur's 5 meg limit.
 
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sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Soccer is actually the English term for it back 100 some odd years ago. It was to distinguish it from Rugby Football. Then when Soccer came to the states our game of Football already existed, so we were stuck with Soccer ever since.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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sixpackshaker said:
Soccer is actually the English term for it back 100 some odd years ago. It was to distinguish it from Rugby Football. Then when Soccer came to the states our game of Football already existed, so we were stuck with Soccer ever since.
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Yep, it's slang for "aSOCCiation football." Apparently at the time they called the two "Soccer" and "Rugger."
 
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