The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[Frank]

I'm more annoyed about all the news in Canada focusing on the fact that Trudeau said fuck at a boxing event.

WHO. THE. FUCK. CARES?

 

[Timmus]

But he's in over his heeaaaaadddddd!!!!! Don't you guise understand!?

 

[Frank]

Short of lighting the entire country on fire, I don't know how he could possibly do worse.

 

[LittleSin]

I like the ones where they cite the fact that he is 'only' a teacher.

Teachers don't know anything, right?!

They can only deal with unruly, spoiled children, ri-?!

Huh...actually...that seems like a point for him....

Seriously though. He seems like a good guy.

 

[Gusto]

Augh they're the worst.

 

[Frank]

Canadian government to the US government:

Anything you can do, we can do FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. Worse.

http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/7106/125/

 

[Emrys]

Is... is that saying what I think it's saying?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Canadian government to the US government:

Anything you can do, we can do FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. FAR. Worse.

Spoiler

 

[checkeredhat]

Third page?! Really?! Come on, you guys. This shouldn't be on the third page. Don't make me post Rob/ Doug Ford newsstories and feed the "Toronto is the centre of the universe" hatred just to keep this thread alive. Gimme some of that sweet, sweet Canadiana.

HAPPY MAY tWO FOUR!

 

[evilmike]

I think this may be the most Canadian video I've ever run across on YouTube:

Man Saves Baby Moose, Takes It To Tim Hortons

 

[jwhouk]

Happy Canada Day, eh?

Just don't celebrate with any Belgian Waffles, and we'll be okay.

 

[Gusto]

 

[DarkAudit]

Happy Canada Day!

 

[Made Ya Blush]

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[Emrys]

Happy Canada Day!

 

[Bubble181]

Happy Canada Day from a different time zone. Myeah

 

[PatrThom]

I think MenageA3 did the cleverest reference I've seen so far.
(and if the title isn't enough of a clue, it's NSFW)

--Patrick

 

[checkeredhat]

First thing I did yesterday was go to youtube and type in BTO.


My day got less Canadian after that. Just went to the beach and then played a lot of Pokemon stadium. Didn't even go to any fireworks. But my friends and I did successfully fly a kite for the first time in any of our lives. And we found a needle at the beach and had to get a lifeguard. Thatès what we get for swimming near Parkdale.

 

[GasBandit]

Canada. You've got some 'splainin to do. What in the actual fuck, Canada?

 

[HCGLNS]

Canada. You've got some 'splainin to do. What in the actual fuck, Canada?

Think of it along the lines of "I disagree with everything you have said, but I respect the ability and cohesiveness of how you said it and that in itself deserves recognition."

 

[Telephius]

I am sure the Awards people have a good reason for this, so while we wait for their explanation...please Bear with us.


EDIT: I bet he couldn't keep his paws off her!

 

[Frank]

Canada. You've got some 'splainin to do. What in the actual fuck, Canada?

Apparently it's accurate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_General's_Award_for_English-language_fiction

The Canada Council of the Arts were apparently a bunch of ahead of their time furries.

 

[Ravenpoe]

WTF Canada?

http://imgur.com/gallery/uf3YE

Edit: Nevermind, I'm late as fuck, it wasn't showing the last few posts.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Ravenpoe]

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At the Winn-Dixie I work at, the signs actually do say 15 items or fewer. I was impressed.

 

[HCGLNS]

At the Winn-Dixie I work at, the signs actually do say 15 items or fewer. I was impressed.

Nothing against you, I just found this gif and need to post it.

 

[Ravenpoe]

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Nothing against you, I just found this gif and need to post it.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Squidleybits]

Canada. You've got some 'splainin to do. What in the actual fuck, Canada?

And people laugh when I buy tabloids....

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[PatrThom]

Her charms did soothe the savage beast.
I wonder if the bear lives in an enchanted forest?

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

For the past two weeks, the weather has spent the better part of every day around 30-35 C (86-95 F). Otherwise known to Canadians like me as hot as the underside of your balls. It was too fucking warm.

Today, I wake up to it being 8 C (46 F). GLORIOUSLY COLD.

THIS IS ALBERTA!

 

[PatrThom]

Supposed to be 90 here by tomorrow, then by Wed/Thu it will go down to 50.

Can't wait.

--Patrick

 

[Necronic]

why the FUCK do I keep getting alerts for this thread. God damn canuck communists.