The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[HCGLNS]

Well there is that scene when they find the Hostess truck but no Twinkies.

Too be fair to fade zombies suck in almost all movies.

 

[drawn_inward]

Yeah, Woody Harrelson is pretty great in it too.

 

[HCGLNS]

Hmmmm I think yo-yoing in space is possible.

 

[GasBandit]

Hmmmm I think yo-yoing in space is possible.

I've seen videos of them doing it.

 

[drawn_inward]

 

[HCGLNS]

If @Emrys were a taco how high could @GasBandit juggle a moose?

 

[GasBandit]

If @Emrys were a taco how high could @GasBandit juggle a moose?

Approximately seven smoking babies.

 

[HCGLNS]

How many smoking babies can fit inside a swimming pool of katsup.

 

[drawn_inward]

Eleventy one. Simple.

 

[PatrThom]

For one brief moment, I thought the thumbnail image was one of Patrick Stewart, and I was about to be all excited to watch that video.

--Patrick

 

[doomdragon6]

Can someone explain the popularity of the film Zombieland to me? I've tried it twice, and it just doesn't do anything for me. All I see is an irritating protagonist, irritating sidekicks, unfrightening zombies, and a boring-ass plot filmed in that annoying 2000's style I find particularly unappealing.

This is my absolute favorite zombie movie!

Thing is, it's just one of those things where some people will like it and some won't. It stands out because most zombie movies aren't comedies, and this one is. It puts light drama and moderate action together with the comedy to make a surprisingly good movie.

If you don't like it, you don't like it, but it's my perfect style of movie. All the right elements in the right amounts.

 

[HCGLNS]

Eleventy one. Simple.

Challenge Accepted! I will post like a goblin for 1 month!

 

[GasBandit]

Challenge Accepted! I will post like a goblin for 1 month!

 

[HCGLNS]

Oah Eyve goht beig bawlz
Durrtee beeg bollz
HHeez gawt bigh bulzz
Und zheez gught beeg ballz
BUHt weeve gotz da biggeztte bawllez uv demme awl!

 

[Emrys]

Oah Eyve goht beig bawlz
Durrtee beeg bollz
HHeez gawt bigh bulzz
Und zheez gught beeg ballz
BUHt weeve gotz da biggeztte bawllez uv demme awl!

Did you have a stroke?

 

[Null]

No, he's posting in Goblin dialect.

 

[HCGLNS]

Did you have a stroke?

Owh blahk bbettee! Bamb ah lambe!
uw blawke bhety! Zheez frum Birminghamme!
Waye dowhn inz Alabamz!

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I didn't study southern Goblin. :/

 

[GasBandit]

Sumboddeez an uppity snotling, dey iz.

 

[fade]

Ah, they're speaking Dick van Dyke.

 

[HCGLNS]

Fadez iz myez favorhitez pozter uv half-o-rumz, heez evunz hatez hollee combz!

 

[fade]

Ah, they're speaking Dick van Dyke.

A disagree?!? Fine. Dick van Lesbian.

 

[bhamv3]

Higgins's goblin name is Posts Nonsense.

 

[HCGLNS]

Yuuz iz nuttinz bhut pantez wareinz freekz uv nayture!

 

[Emrys]

Hyu hef no idea vot hyu're talkink about, und hyu sound fonny.

Talkink like der jagermonstern iz zexier anyvay.

 

[HCGLNS]

Talkink like der jagermonstern iz zexier anyvay.

Heyyyz zezee laydee!
Whipp Whipe
Whipz itz GOblyn ztyle!

 

[PatrThom]

Oah Eyve goht beig bawlz
Durrtee beeg bollz
HHeez gawt bigh bulzz
Und zheez gught beeg ballz
BUHt weeve gotz da biggeztte bawllez uv demme awl!

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

 

[GasBandit]

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

Big McLargeHuge.

 

[Cheesy1]

Touch Rustrod

 

[jwhouk]

Travis Ishikawa!


Um, Norichi Aoki?

 

[Null]

Flint Beefneck

 

[GasBandit]

Splint ChestHair.

 

[Cajungal]

Bob Johnson.!

 

[HCGLNS]

Bob Johnson.!

Yudz cudz naht beez moarh kurrektz!