The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

fade · Nov 10, 2014

Cheesy1 said:
Exclusive graphic footage of @LittleSin giving birth!

Same thing happened to me after Taco Bell.

GasBandit · Nov 10, 2014

Birds evolved from lasers.

PatrThom · Nov 10, 2014

That's the bird that can sound like a chainsaw, right?

That video could benefit greatly from the inclusion of some VFX. Get George Lucas down here to enhance it, pronto!

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 10, 2014

Asshole in yellow jacket goes full GTA Trevor on multiple vehicles.

GasBandit · Nov 11, 2014

Terrik · Nov 11, 2014

fade · Nov 11, 2014

This was on the same channel as GasBandit's last one. Pretty funny.

ThatNickGuy · Nov 11, 2014

GasBandit said:
I know I've said it before, but I have SUCH INAPPROPRIATE AFFECTION FOR RACHEL

GasBandit · Nov 11, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:

She is legal, just not >= x/2 + 7. Not by a long shot.

Dave · Nov 11, 2014

She's in college now. Unfortunately, she's a sorority chick so she rates high on my annoy-o-meter.

ThatNickGuy · Nov 11, 2014

GasBandit said:
She is legal, just not >= x/2 + 7. Not by a long shot.

Neither is my girlfriend, so I should probably shut up.

Dave · Nov 11, 2014

My >=x/2 + 7 is now over 30. Good thing I'm married and that doesn't matter.

GasBandit · Nov 11, 2014

Dave said:
My >=x/2 + 7 is now over 30. Good thing I'm married and that doesn't matter.

.... because women over 30 aren't desirable?

/landmine

Dave · Nov 11, 2014

GasBandit said:
.... because women over 30 aren't desirable?

/landmine

/sidesteps and doesn't answer

Tinwhistler · Nov 11, 2014

PatrThom said:
That's the bird that can sound like a chainsaw, right?

That video could benefit greatly from the inclusion of some VFX. Get George Lucas down here to enhance it, pronto!

--Patrick

Worm shot first.

GasBandit · Nov 11, 2014

The REAL lyrics to "All About That Bass."

It's worth a watch.

Sparhawk · Nov 11, 2014

Dave said:
My >=x/2 + 7 is now over 30. Good thing I'm married and that doesn't matter.

Almost there myself, but I've been with my wife dating/engaged/married for that same amount of years.

GasBandit · Nov 12, 2014

I'm starting to upload content to the new Media tab instead of posting them in threads. I encourage the rest of you to try it out, too. Tab's at the top of your screen, between QUIZ and EVENTS.

GasBandit · Nov 16, 2014

The teens react to playing P.T., and they get closer to shitting themselves than I've seen them get in any other game. Some of this game's visuals are pretty damned messed up. Like, wriggling bloody fetus messed up.

Ravenpoe · Nov 16, 2014

GasBandit said:
The teens react to playing P.T., and they get closer to shitting themselves than I've seen them get in any other game. Some of this game's visuals are pretty damned messed up. Like, wriggling bloody fetus messed up.

PT is the best video game trailer I've ever seen.

I wonder if it's in the best video game trailers thread.

Dave · Nov 17, 2014

"I just wanted the game to be peaceful trees!" That was funny.

GasBandit · Nov 17, 2014

Sodastream machines - not for the brainially dumb.

GasBandit · Nov 17, 2014

HCGLNS · Nov 17, 2014

PatrThom · Nov 17, 2014

GasBandit said:
Sodastream machines - not for the brainially dumb.

You know, some sort of integrated pressure regulator/gauge might not be a bad idea.

Yay! Science!

--Patrick

Tinwhistler · Nov 17, 2014

PatrThom said:
You know, some sort of integrated pressure regulator/gauge might not be a bad idea.

Yay! Science!

--Patrick

It has one. You press the button until the thing "farts".
Then you're supposed to tilt the thing on a hinge to release any unincorporated gas and excess pressure before unscrewing. That's the step the folks in the video are missing.

Also, you're only supposed to carbonate water, and add syrups/flavorings afterwards. Adding anything to the water first can change the surface tension and how much co2 will go into suspension.

This chick is stupid as fuck, but at least she works it mostly correctly (though she does waste a lot of gas from not reading the instructions). Skip to 7:20. Trust me. She's annoying as hell. You don't want to sit through 7 minutes of that.

PatrThom · Nov 17, 2014

Surprising as it may seem, I've seen some of her other "As Seen On TV" videos. I believe you.

Also, I know carbonation, I know you know carbonation, but what these people apparently don't know is that if your carbonation tries to get away from you, that does not mean you need to unscrew it even faster. Sheesh.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 17, 2014

Hey, don't knock over that tiki torch, there's fireworks everywhere! Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PatrThom · Nov 17, 2014

I didn't know San Diego was in Italy.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Nov 18, 2014

PatrThom said:
Surprising as it may seem, I've seen some of her other "As Seen On TV" videos. I believe you.

Also, I know carbonation, I know you know carbonation, but what these people apparently don't know is that if your carbonation tries to get away from you, that does not mean you need to unscrew it even faster. Sheesh.

--Patrick

I've seen her before too, I only know her as the crazy face girl that comes up any time you google whether or not some product on tv actually works.

GasBandit · Nov 18, 2014

An excerpt from the video diary of the world's most uptight man.

Chad Sexington · Nov 18, 2014

GasBandit said:
An excerpt from the video diary of the world's most uptight man.

"I don't believe men should ever be photographed," says man making video of himself.

GasBandit · Nov 18, 2014

Chad Sexington said:
"I don't believe men should ever be photographed," says man making video of himself.

Heh, caught THAT little bit of irony, did ya?

GasBandit · Nov 18, 2014