Most of my family lives in and around Buffalo,NY. I'm worried for them. I am hoping to God my grandma doesn't do something stupid like try to shovel, because it never ends well when she does, and there is 5 feet out there right now. My dad had to plow the Target parking lot and got stranded there. He is also going to have to help dig out the parking lots at The Ralph because the Bills supposedly have a home game this weekend. Ugh.

Though by Facebook my mom has now started drinking lol.
 
I lack the photoshop skills and program to edit in a winking ewok or weasel.
Woah, woah, woah! When did weasels come into this conversation?

They are not furry dildos.[DOUBLEPOST=1416355035,1416354832][/DOUBLEPOST]Damn straight that's an informative post.
 
I know it's a dumb cliche... but lately I've been having such CRAVINGS for doritos and mountain dew. I'M NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL ANY MORE, TONGUE.
You know they make Dorito-flavored Mountain Dew now, right?


That oughtta send your tongue back to its room to hide amongst the black light posters and Jedi sheets.

--Patrick
 

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You know, when you quickly scroll down this page, "dorito" and "dildo" get kind of mixed up on screen. I thought for a second there @GasBandit was having some really weird cravings. And an even weirder high school.
 
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Ad on Spotify for some rap album came up, part of the preview contains the lyric "Your rap is doodoo, baby shit, I'm sayin' basic booboo."

He's trying to be insulting, but he sounds like a kid on XBox Live. Like, I expect his mom to burst in as he's recording and get all mad that he's swearing.
 

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So firefox is coasting downhill fast. On top of all the other problems it's had recently, now they just signed a 5 year deal to make yahoo the default search engine? Whuh?

http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/19/7250513/firefox-signs-yahoo-as-default-search-engine-

I actually know some people who use yahoo, oddly enough. They're all complete techno-illiterates (they'd use Internet explorer if I hadn't issued a blanket ban on it in the building)... but still, I can't fathom them, or how Yahoo is actually still in business vs Google.
 
What I want to know is how Microsoft managed to get Bing set as the default search engine on Safari, at least on my iPhone 5s.
 
So firefox is coasting downhill fast. On top of all the other problems it's had recently, now they just signed a 5 year deal to make yahoo the default search engine? Whuh?

http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/19/7250513/firefox-signs-yahoo-as-default-search-engine-

I actually know some people who use yahoo, oddly enough. They're all complete techno-illiterates (they'd use Internet explorer if I hadn't issued a blanket ban on it in the building)... but still, I can't fathom them, or how Yahoo is actually still in business vs Google.
Yahoo is normally my home page, because I like the news feed. Except recently the feed is full of ads to really crappy websites that have terrible Flash ads. But my default search is Google, but now that is not what it used to be. Searching for shopping on Google sucks now.
 
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