Drugs? There is no logical reason to do this for miles.
GasBandit
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SMS Log probably went something like
Bae: Come over
Dood: Caint I got no tire
Bae: I'm alone and horny
Dood: (above video)
At least that's what internet memes have me believing.
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Was it one of those real horny girls in his area?
I get emails from those girls, and I do feel bad for them. I mean, they're just WAITING -for me!- and I'm not ever gonna be there. They must be so pissed.
I think that they had the best possible outcome. Any other season, Sadie had all the charm and should've won, but this season belonged to Alfonso. It was his to lose, and he did not.
Acquaintance of mine works in a dealership's service department. They've repaired something like this, have the (half) wheel up as a trophy. Seems the owner of the car got a flat in a bad part of Detroit, and rather than stay there and change the tire, he just drove the car until he was somewhere safer, with results similar to the above.
--Patrick
That kinda makes sense. Get a flat tire in New Jersey? Keep driving until you're not in New Jersey.
Newark and Camden, yes. But the rest...
GasBandit
Staff member
I watched it earlier today but didn't post it because it was exactly what I expected it to be - a frustrating montage of staring at walls, feet, and attempted teamkills all punctuated by a complete lack of understanding.
Usually I like the various react serieses, including Elders React, because I like seeing fresh reactions to things that I didn't expect. Something new. Elders React in particular usually does well in showing that the elders have surprising depth and character beyond the "old fogey fears new thing" stereotype. But here.. it felt like just a mockery. Look at grandma struggle and fail to play CoD, kids! Isn't their uncomprehending impotence amusing?
No, I was disappointed. Compare it with elders react to Oculus Rift - something genuinely new and engaging, and a vehicle for the elders to participate in a cutting edge new experience and give us their fair reactions... not this farce.
If I could embed it, I would. Watch the latest Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Miranda Sings. Watch Seinfeld and be sure to watch to the very end. Seriously, it's hilarious.
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/
Women drivers, amirite guys?
That would be frightening hearing hundreds of those go off at once.
Sounds like my wife.
Now I can hear some of you snickering at that, but I'm being serious. Everyone has that semi-useless unique talent or skill they can do to Amaze The Natives*, and one of hers is the ability to scream a scream so grippingly, terrifyingly urgent that even Jason Voorhees would reflexively drop his machete and come running to see what was the matter.
--Patrick
*Good name for a band?
The thing at the end, with the horses... the Aztecs didn't have horses.
...but that's what it would've sounded like if they did.
(They had Eagle Warriors, though. Why would they need the whistle? The EWs would've been terrifying enough by themselves!)
--Patrick
... Is that Dan Bull?
HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE HEARD OF THIS?
Villa Alegre and Zoom! were two of my favorite things growing up, when I could catch them.
--Patrick
New Simon's Cat!
I'm surprised. I mean, I'm sure the term comes up more often than you'd think.
--Patrick