I just had sex thread

[Tinwhistler]

Is there a gif that conveys the feeling that everyone is having threeway opportunities but me?

Won't somebody please have a threeway with me?

I don't even really want one, it would just be nice to have been asked

Well, I'd do you...but I don't think my wife knows you well enough..

 

[Officer_Charon]

Well, I'd do you...but I don't think my wife knows you well enough..

Tin's always prepared with the Sexual Healing...

 

[PatrThom]

Something something flute joke "good with his hands" etc.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

Something something flute joke "good with his hands" etc.

--Patrick

Don't worry; Nick will be here with a pun before long.

 

[Tinwhistler]

just so long as it's not something about a skin flute.

I've heard it a thousand times.

 

[PatrThom]

just so long as it's not something about a skin flute.

I've heard it a thousand times.

Well, there's room for at least one more, then.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Had an amazing date night with my girl tonight. She decided to get all dolled up in a dress...and teased me with stockings, a garter belt, and corset. Of the few fetishes or major turn-ons I have, stockings or knee-high socks or anything similar is a big one for me. Damn that woman.

Went for Indian food and...well, the plan was to go to the theatre and see Gone Girl. Instead, we went back to my place and watched Oculus (fantastic horror movie) and waited...and waited...and waited until my father finally went to sleep.

After that? Well...

 

[Emrys]

Hail the conquering hero!

 

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The best post sex movie reference is from Cabin Boy: "THESE PIPES... ARE CLEAN!"

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Terrik]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Sooo... I guess she finally got there?

 

[Terrik]

Sooo... I guess she finally got there?

Oh, she got there

 

[GasBandit]

I knew a post like that would be coming. I'm glad it's a GIF I don't already have and can steal.

 

[PatrThom]

Oh, she got there

...and they gorged three times.

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

Alright, tank's empty. I'm...I'm good now.

 

[GasBandit]

ThatGifWithTheShovelingI'vePostedLikeFourTimesAlready.gif

 

[Ravenpoe]

Alright, tank's empty. I'm...I'm good now.

Someone get this man some gatorade... Maybe also an IV.

 

[Frank]

In public, after relatively discreet footsie with my junk. Something I've never done before.

 

[Cajungal]

Dang.

 

[Ravenpoe]

In public, after relatively discreet footsie with my junk. Something I've never done before.

You had sex with your junk?

... actually, I suppose that is how it's usually done.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Bang.

Youre welcome

 

[Bowielee]

 

[Frank]

Is it more or less sexy that she also bought me a 1 kg bag of landyaeger sausages close to the same time?

 

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Is it more or less sexy that she also bought me a 1 kg bag of landyaeger sausages close to the same time?

 

[Bowielee]

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That only really works as a gif.

 

[BananaHands]

 

[bhamv3]

*looks for the last time I posted in this thread*

Dammit, my wife and I need to have a talk.

 

[Cajungal]

It is Jake's birthday week. I love Jake's birthday week. ^_^

 

[Officer_Charon]

It'd be the same here... but kids, being the little plague vectors that they are, have infected the wife. :/

 

[Adam]

 

[BananaHands]

I might be posting again tonight - but the work party is open bar so I'll probably post in the "I passed out naked" thread.

 

[Tinwhistler]

had sex. passed out. Woke up. Said to myself "my penis is still in a vagina!". Had sex again.

 

[Jay]

 

[Celt Z]

....whew. Brand new underwear was worth every penny.