Shave it off while he sleeps, and find out! Meanwhile, profit off the chest toupees you make from it.
Cajungal
Staff member
Finally I'll have money to finance my pubic toupee business.
You could call your store "Merkin Mindy's"
From what Mr. Z and his friends have explained to me, you're Asian and that's as good as it's going to get.
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Yeah but all those ancient Chinese and those badass beards...
Asians are either baby-smooth or badass hairy. There's no in-between.
So it's this:
Or this
... I feel like I just went a little bit racist.
I have a beard and it's pretty cool I guess.
When I was a kid, my dad tried every variation of beard/mustache/goatee etc. (within reason) and I HATED having to kiss him because it would always make my face hurt. He finally stopped and remains clean-shaven, but bleah. Thankfully, Mr.Z can't grow much of anything, but when he goes too long in between shaves my face feels like it was dragged across a rug.
And that Ladies and Gentlemen is why men grow beards...
There are two new things that @Ravenpoe have in common: we're now both card carrying members of the PC Master Race and....
...we look damn good with a full beard.
I hate selfies, but this was a necessary evil. But yeah, I'm kinda digging the full beard for the first time in my life. Never had the patience before. Might help that when I hadn't shaved for a few days, my girlfriend loved it. I said I needed a shave, wistfully rubbing my cheeks. She reached over and nearly begged, rubbing her own hand against my cheeks and pleading, "Noooo, doooon't."
So she has something in common with @Cajungal: a full beard drives her wild.
...we look damn good with a full beard.
I hate selfies, but this was a necessary evil. But yeah, I'm kinda digging the full beard for the first time in my life. Never had the patience before. Might help that when I hadn't shaved for a few days, my girlfriend loved it. I said I needed a shave, wistfully rubbing my cheeks. She reached over and nearly begged, rubbing her own hand against my cheeks and pleading, "Noooo, doooon't."
So she has something in common with @Cajungal: a full beard drives her wild.
I'm not much on full beards. But Aussie grew a goatee once. Hubba hubba.
Can't grow a beard at my job - outside of the grooming regs. Grew a "mustache" that is vaguely chesterish. Will have my wife snap a pic tomorrow before I shave it off. Maybe she'll be able to hold the camera still long enough from rejoicing - she hates it.
I'm learning a lot from you, Bhamv.
Have I ever posted a picture of me with my glasses on? I only wear them in the mornings and at night since I wear contacts otherwise. So, you guys may not know, but I do wear glasses!
It's real!
It's real!
You're so lovely.Have I ever posted a picture of me with my glasses on? I only wear them in the mornings and at night since I wear contacts otherwise. So, you guys may not know, but I do wear glasses!
It's real!
figmentPez
Staff member
Photos from the play I was recently in, "Anatomy of Gray"
Drunk with a shotgun!
Drunk with a shotgun!
figmentPez
Staff member
Photo call in between the two Saturday performances. A lot of the photos require long exposures to capture the lighting, so it's necessary to recreate scenes and hold a pose.
