Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

:unibrow: Indeed. That lumberjack could split me in half anytime. Man, I'm lucky I don't have to flirt with people...I'd never get anywhere.

That sounds unnecessarily violent and messy. What you really need is a woodworker. Someone who knows how to shape and work....wood.

Hrm.
 
I always suspected Data of being robosexual.

As a comedian once said about C3-PO: "tooling about space, all decked out in gold lamé going ‘Master Luke! Master Luke!’ "
 
I don't think Bette Davis has anything to do with this, eyes or otherwise.
It's the rhythmic and accent similarity that's the problem for me. My brain just automatically substitutes it because it fits the pattern. BET-te DA-vis. STEVE bu-SCHE-mi.

--Patrick
 
What makes the picture so unintentionally adorable is how his paws and mouth are all still smeared with jelly, like a kid who falls asleep after eating too many fudge-covered brownies.
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--Patrick
 
Once, I made that cake. It was a friend's birthday, and I had the icing made perfectly, with little whipped cream dollops topped with cherries. We kept it in the fridge, and when he came over, we got it out, lit the single candle. He blew it out, and got the knife and

It got stuck.

Because underneath the icing was just styrofoam. The cake was etc.
 
I hate marketing like that.
"A good source of calcium (when made with milk)."
"25% fewer calories (on a candy bar which is only 70% the weight of the normal candy bar)."
"Part of this nutritious breakfast (just like the fork, and the table)."
...and so on.

--Patrick
 
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