The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Squidleybits · Jan 17, 2015

She's lovely!

Terrik · Jan 17, 2015

Ha, I gave her crabs.

....to eat.

Squidleybits · Jan 17, 2015

Where are you and how long is the beer and snow crab special on?

HCGLNS · Jan 17, 2015

Squidleybits said:
Where are you and how long is the beer and snow crab special on?

You've had enough of both I think.

Terrik · Jan 17, 2015

Squidleybits said:
Where are you and how long is the beer and snow crab special on?

Clearwater florida, crabby bills, as long as there is money in my wallet.

Terrik · Jan 17, 2015

Just...getting. ..started...

Officer_Charon · Jan 17, 2015

Hmmmm.... only 6 hours away or so... *ponders*

Terrik · Jan 17, 2015

Officer_Charon said:
Hmmmm.... only 6 hours away or so... *ponders*

Heck if I have my way, I'll be passing through savannah on my to Pennsylvania on spring break.

But in the meantime, Florida's weirdness welcomes you

PatrThom · Jan 17, 2015

The first picture makes her look taller.

Also, bored guy is bored.

"Yes, dear. Of course I'm enjoying dinner. Why do you keep asking that?"

--Patrick

Tinwhistler · Jan 17, 2015

Terrik said:
Clearwater florida

Would you like to take a survey?

Terrik · Jan 17, 2015

We are just..*burp*..getting. ..getting. ..star...ted...

WasabiPoptart · Jan 17, 2015

Terrik said:
...Pennsylvania on spring break.

That ...just...that makes no sense to me.

GasBandit · Jan 18, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
That ...just...that makes no sense to me.

Next he'll be going to bermuda to.. I don't know, I can't think of a reason people actually go to pennsylvania.

Terrik · Jan 18, 2015

I was born there

GasBandit · Jan 18, 2015

Terrik said:
I was born there

Terrik · Jan 23, 2015

Well it's friday. What did you expect

Krisken · Jan 23, 2015

Terrik said:
Well it's friday. What did you expect

Rebecca Black?

Gruebeard · Jan 23, 2015

The Cure

Terrik · Jan 23, 2015

Krisken said:
Rebecca Black?

Eh, i dont think Jun would approve

Celt Z · Jan 23, 2015

GasBandit said:
I can't think of a reason people actually go to pennsylvania.

Skiing in the Poconos is very popular for Spring Break. Aside from that, I got nothing. It's really more of a punishment.

GasBandit · Jan 23, 2015

Celt Z said:
Skiing in the Poconos is very popular for Spring Break. Aside from that, I got nothing. It's really more of a punishment.

Oh! I got one! To gawk at the Amish!

Terrik · Jan 23, 2015

Whatn the hell! So I live in Florida and was born in Pennsylvania. What does that make me, double outcast?

GasBandit · Jan 23, 2015

Terrik said:
Whatn the hell! So I live in Florida and was born in Pennsylvania. What does that make me, double outcast?

I'm still shaking my head at somebody going FROM Florida TO Pennsylvania FOR SPRING BREAK.

Next I'll be going FROM a restaurant TO a sawmill because I'm hungry?

Ravenpoe · Jan 23, 2015

GasBandit said:
I'm still shaking my head at somebody going FROM Florida TO Pennsylvania FOR SPRING BREAK.

Next I'll be going FROM a restaurant TO a sawmill because I'm hungry?

If you live in Florida, anyplace that isn't Florida is great.

Null · Jan 23, 2015

GasBandit said:
I'm still shaking my head at somebody going FROM Florida TO Pennsylvania FOR SPRING BREAK.

Next I'll be going FROM a restaurant TO a sawmill because I'm hungry?

You've never heard of sawmill gravy?

GasBandit · Jan 23, 2015

Null said:
You've never heard of sawmill gravy?

No, but it sounds like a euphemism.

Celt Z · Jan 23, 2015

GasBandit said:
I'm still shaking my head at somebody going FROM Florida TO Pennsylvania FOR SPRING BREAK.

Next I'll be going FROM a restaurant TO a sawmill because I'm hungry?

But The Sawmill pizza is legendary! And one of the few places standing after the fire.

GasBandit · Jan 24, 2015

Celt Z said:
But The Sawmill pizza is legendary! And one of the few places standing after the fire.

Y'all know damn good and well what I meant.

Terrik · Jan 24, 2015

It's Saturday, what did you expect?[DOUBLEPOST=1422143372,1422143261][/DOUBLEPOST]

Ravenpoe said:
If you live in Florida, anyplace that isn't Florida is great.

You know poe, if you didn't live in pseudo-Alabama, you'd probably have a different view.

....

...

Ah hell who am I kidding?

Yoshimickster · Jan 27, 2015

I am toasted more than a food truck falafel during the afternoon!

Cajungal · Jan 27, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
I am toasted more than a food truck falafel during the afternoon!

It is a treat to read your words.

Yoshimickster · Jan 27, 2015

Cajungal said:
It is a treat to read your words.

I am hear for the masses, to complain, confound, entertain, and astound.

Bubble181 · Jan 27, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
I am hear for the masses, to complain, confound, entertain, and astound.

Hear here!

(which is the only correct spelling of that turn of phrase, though no-one ever seems to write it that way)

drifter · Jan 27, 2015

Bubble181 said:
Hear here!

(which is the only correct spelling of that turn of phrase, though no-one ever seems to write it that way)

Not to my understanding. This is the first time I've seen it suggested as such.

WasabiPoptart · Jan 30, 2015

Hooray my parents have gone home! I'm celebrating with a Golden Sabbath. Halfway through my glass and I'm feeling a good buzz. I will sleep like the dead tonight.