That just makes me think of Smackababy by MC Chris, adapted for Mindy... especially funny if you picture Sheki singing it:
Spare the rod, spoil the child
Fuck that shit I'm about to go wild
Went to the backyard found myself a switch
Wimpy little shit is about to get hit
Upside the head with a bucket of sand
Fucking shit up cause I'm fuckin intense
I'm tenser than fuck I'm denser than shrubs
I'm straight out the pub with a fistful of fuck you
Whatcha gonna do, where you gonna sit
Beat that bad butt with a hickory stick
Lickity split, sick of these kids
Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs
Fuck em up quick
Don't miss my game
Every little sound a little light in my brain
So don't complain, like I'm always saying
Might get the belt or the bicycle chain
Smack a Mindy in the morning, smack a Mindy in the light
Smack a Mindy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smack a Mindy in your home, smack a Mindy on a train
Smack a Mindy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Beat that boy, hurl that girl
Heres two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl
Pump that pup, choke that chap
Show em who's boss, ain't takin' no crap
Ain't takin' no mess, ain't takin no guff
Ain't takin' no less so you better bite your tongue
Better watch your mouth, better stay in line
Gonna get gone or I'm gonna get mine
So shut the fuck up and let me chill
Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills
Sit real still don't make a peep
Or I'll get my sickle and reap my seed
I love you kid cause you're my kin
TV's on and you don't say shit
Take off your shoes and stay off the couch
And just get lost, shut your motherfuckin mouth
Smack a Mindy in the morning, smack a Mindy in the light
Smack a Mindy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smack a Mindy in your home, smack a Mindy on a train
Smack a Mindy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy