Halforums Academy 2 Story Commentary Thread
- Thread starter GasBandit
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That just makes me think of Smackababy by MC Chris, adapted for Mindy... especially funny if you picture Sheki singing it:
Spare the rod, spoil the child
Fuck that shit I'm about to go wild
Went to the backyard found myself a switch
Wimpy little shit is about to get hit
Upside the head with a bucket of sand
Fucking shit up cause I'm fuckin intense
I'm tenser than fuck I'm denser than shrubs
I'm straight out the pub with a fistful of fuck you
Whatcha gonna do, where you gonna sit
Beat that bad butt with a hickory stick
Lickity split, sick of these kids
Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs
Fuck em up quick
Don't miss my game
Every little sound a little light in my brain
So don't complain, like I'm always saying
Might get the belt or the bicycle chain
Smack a Mindy in the morning, smack a Mindy in the light
Smack a Mindy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smack a Mindy in your home, smack a Mindy on a train
Smack a Mindy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Beat that boy, hurl that girl
Heres two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl
Pump that pup, choke that chap
Show em who's boss, ain't takin' no crap
Ain't takin' no mess, ain't takin no guff
Ain't takin' no less so you better bite your tongue
Better watch your mouth, better stay in line
Gonna get gone or I'm gonna get mine
So shut the fuck up and let me chill
Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills
Sit real still don't make a peep
Or I'll get my sickle and reap my seed
I love you kid cause you're my kin
TV's on and you don't say shit
Take off your shoes and stay off the couch
And just get lost, shut your motherfuckin mouth
Smack a Mindy in the morning, smack a Mindy in the light
Smack a Mindy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smack a Mindy in your home, smack a Mindy on a train
Smack a Mindy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Spare the rod, spoil the child
Fuck that shit I'm about to go wild
Went to the backyard found myself a switch
Wimpy little shit is about to get hit
Upside the head with a bucket of sand
Fucking shit up cause I'm fuckin intense
I'm tenser than fuck I'm denser than shrubs
I'm straight out the pub with a fistful of fuck you
Whatcha gonna do, where you gonna sit
Beat that bad butt with a hickory stick
Lickity split, sick of these kids
Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs
Fuck em up quick
Don't miss my game
Every little sound a little light in my brain
So don't complain, like I'm always saying
Might get the belt or the bicycle chain
Smack a Mindy in the morning, smack a Mindy in the light
Smack a Mindy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smack a Mindy in your home, smack a Mindy on a train
Smack a Mindy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Beat that boy, hurl that girl
Heres two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl
Pump that pup, choke that chap
Show em who's boss, ain't takin' no crap
Ain't takin' no mess, ain't takin no guff
Ain't takin' no less so you better bite your tongue
Better watch your mouth, better stay in line
Gonna get gone or I'm gonna get mine
So shut the fuck up and let me chill
Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills
Sit real still don't make a peep
Or I'll get my sickle and reap my seed
I love you kid cause you're my kin
TV's on and you don't say shit
Take off your shoes and stay off the couch
And just get lost, shut your motherfuckin mouth
Smack a Mindy in the morning, smack a Mindy in the light
Smack a Mindy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smack a Mindy in your home, smack a Mindy on a train
Smack a Mindy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
Smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, smack a Mindy, c'mon
Smack a Mindy make me go crazy
GasBandit
Staff member
Prediction for my day:
Based upon my brief appearances in the last few episodes...yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
figmentPez
Staff member
I want to know what made aniShego punch aniKags!
GasBandit
Staff member
Shegs has the Violent trait. She's likely to hit anybody she doesn't like.[DOUBLEPOST=1422239536,1422239508][/DOUBLEPOST]
You've got quite the backlog to work though then!
figmentPez
Staff member
There are people who don't like Kags? OUTRAGE!
GasBandit
Staff member
Fortunately nobody took the Exploitable trait.
That could have been..... interesting, in that case.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah, I'm not sure I'd have let that one get taken, actually. Fortunately it didn't come up. Trying to avoid that kind of problematic situation, don't you know.
Why, it's almost as though you want to meddle in people's lives in order to keep them safe. *trollface*
GasBandit
Staff member
More like I want to keep the series PG-13 and not scare off participants, especially turning the roster into even more of a Crying Game/Sausage Fest/obscure bit of arcana than it already is
GasBandit
Staff member
I got Shego's teacher's theme from a production library at work. I don't know the actual author, but the name of the piece is "Alternate_Current-AC_Rock_Promos_4-19A_AC_RP4_Vampire_Chase_A_60"... or I guess you could just call it "Vampire Chase."
The Season 1 main theme is called "Roll and Drop" by the Jingle Punks, which I got from the Youtube royalty-free creator library.
The current (Season 2) main theme is called "Follow Me" by Jimmy Fontanez, also from the Youtube creator library.
The "Fight" theme is "The Final Battle" by Goose/CéDA & iNVASiON
You guys already know my character's teacher theme, obviously. If there's other recurring music you want to know about, just ask me, I've still got it all on hand.
NNNOooooo! I wanted Shego and I to be besties! 
What is with me sticking with boyfriends, who are assholes, in this game?? It's the people pleaser trait, I'm sure.
What is with me sticking with boyfriends, who are assholes, in this game?? It's the people pleaser trait, I'm sure.
GasBandit
Staff member
Hah, coincidentally, your anime avatar feels the same. Kags really likes the teacher, and the teacher doesn't like Kags.NNNOooooo! I wanted Shego and I to be besties!
What is with me sticking with boyfriends, who are assholes, in this game?? It's the people pleaser trait, I'm sure.
...Uh oh.
GasBandit
Staff member
But remember, also, there's an important distinction between "doesn't like" and "Hate" in this game, different from the previous one. Like/dislike and love/hate are two separate spectra, for whatever reason the devs decided. I guess they wanted someone to be able to fall in love with someone they didn't like? Hard to say.
Called it
GasBandit
Staff member
The hilarious part is... wait, no, you'll just have to find out. Probably sunday night at this rate.
Fist and dick montage?
