Dammit all, guys. I'm supposed to be famous, respected, high-literary, award winning author!
Well, okay, I'm supposed to be a famous, respected, high-literary author.
...fine, I'm supposed to be a famous, respected author.
Can I at least be a respected author?
I'M AN AUTHOR, DAMMIT.
I'm not supposed to make mistacks!
Well, okay, I'm supposed to be a famous, respected, high-literary author.
...fine, I'm supposed to be a famous, respected author.
Can I at least be a respected author?
I'M AN AUTHOR, DAMMIT.
I'm not supposed to make mistacks!
At the very least, I'm sure we could hook you up to be a high author.
Expecting us not to be wise-asses was your first mistack.
There's a "d" that was intentionally dropped from that joke...Expecting us not to be wise-asses was your first mistack.
Well someone needs the "d"
Oh we can discuss him!
That moment when you get your form 1098 from your mortgage lender, type the info into Turbo Tax, and your refund doubles...
Baby N0. 1 is 14 months old in a week, and Baby No. 2 will be here early Oct!! 
It was nice talking to you all. I will check in every 100th diaper change. 
It was nice talking to you all. I will check in every 100th diaper change. Yeah yeah, rub it in, why don't you.
So, every day or so then. Gotcha.It was nice talking to you all. I will check in every 100th diaper change.
That's every diaper change in the @stienman house!Baby N0. 1 is 14 months old in a week, and Baby No. 2 will be here early Oct!!
Again.
For the 8th time.
But it's a GIRL!
9 pounds, 4 ounces, 21 inches long, and doesn't have a name yet.
Notaboy Stienman?
Madam I'm Adam.
GasBandit
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Madam, in eden, I'm Adam.
Steinman, can I date her in 18 years? 
EDIT: Just remembered I'm married. So... can my son date her in 18 years? He's not born yet, or even conceived, so he'll probably be 16 or 17 years old at most. Adalyn won't mind going out with a younger guy, will she? I'll make sure he's very mature for his age.
Seriously though, congrats!
EDIT: Just remembered I'm married. So... can my son date her in 18 years? He's not born yet, or even conceived, so he'll probably be 16 or 17 years old at most. Adalyn won't mind going out with a younger guy, will she? I'll make sure he's very mature for his age.
Seriously though, congrats!
Holy shit a girl!
I like how this is something you've been able to track and notice.
Well, when your family is a statistical sampling, all on it's own...
To be fair, he was cheating, this one was the heaviest and biggest of the lot. Normally it's the smallest/cheapest one free, not the biggest one...and given that this is the first girl, heh, the most expensive one, too
(no disrespect towards women or in any way or form any slight to anyone intended; just trying to make a joke about the cliché that girls are more expensive to raise than boys)
