Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[bhamv3]

Looks awfully bright out for 3AM

I figured it meant he's... uh... "thirsty" for his crush at 3am.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

That's... That's not real...

 

[GasBandit]

That's... That's not real...

No, it's not.. but the story doesn't end there.

It is, of course, an elaborate ruse, concocted by humour publication Citizen Poke. Molly McGann is actually a writer for the magazine at the Francis W. Parker school in Chicago.

But in an ironic twist, a student with a similar name has actually applied to Harvard.






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[Terrik]

 

[GasBandit]

Tension mounts at the US/Canada border.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Haha #h20kills

 

[PatrThom]

Facebook memes. Canaries in the coal mine of stupidity.

--Patrick

 

[Jax]

I also like the fact that a chemical, by itself, can be evil.

Everybody run, the diabolical diatomic oxygen is attacking!

 

[PatrThom]

I also like the fact that a chemical, by itself, can be evil.

Oh, and how.
Next we'll have evil machines, and you know how that ends up.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Guys aren't picky.

 

[Bowielee]

Haha #h20kills

Well, that's not inaccurate.

Drowning is the third leading cause of death. They should have worked that into the subway poster.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Sparhawk]

"Shaun, you know that I've always been cold natured. This feels good."

 

[Cheesy1]

"Shaun, I'm not in danger, you're a liar!"
"Yeah, well MY pants aren't the ones on fire, Dave!"

 

[figmentPez]

Guy set his own tripod and shoes on fire for that shot. "The flames on the tripod and my shoes did not start because of the lava"

 

[GasBandit]

Guy set his own tripod and shoes on fire for that shot. "The flames on the tripod and my shoes did not start because of the lava"

Why that big fat...

 

[Bowielee]

I just love the tone of the guy who is in the picture. He's all like "Duh, dumbasses. Fire doesn't work that way. Of course it's fake".

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[GasBandit]

You might live in the ghetto if...

 

[PatrThom]

Ah yes. When I heard it referred to as "Liquid Gold" and is traded as an informal form of currency I thought "...what???"

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Dammit. Missed out on the perfect V-Day gift for Alix.

Spoiler

 

[GasBandit]

People having a worse day than you.

 

[GasBandit]

More Superhero texts.

 

[PatrThom]

I've had the ladder thing happen to me when some of the neighborhood kids took my ladder away after I got their toy off the roof.
So I just jumped down. It was only about 9-10 feet. Freaked them out.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

You're one to talk, most of your Robins die!

Wait, canonically I don't think this is true. I count five Robins, if you include Stephanie Brown, and only two of them have died, neither of them permanently.

 

[Celt Z]

Wait, canonically I don't think this is true. I count five Robins, if you include Stephanie Brown, and only two of them have died, neither of them permanently.

Hey, in comics, you only stay dead if you're Uncle Ben Bucky ...nevermind.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

"But they shoot real good!"
"Heroin doesn't count."

I laughed hard at this and feel horrible.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

That joke's so old it could've been Dave's dad.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

WHAT?!?

 

[GasBandit]

The sarcasm, it burns.