I just had sex thread
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Musta got her motor started...Every night since.
"Three times?"
I'm starting to get chafed
A bedroom door with a lock. It's a good investmentWell, I WOULD have been able to post this today. Hail the conquering hero and all that jazz. We had the place to ourselves, but didn't know for how long. So we went for a quickie...
...and literally RIGHT before we were gonna start (seriously; pants down, condom on), my mother gets home.
She didn't see anything, but we leapt out of the bed and pulled our respective pants up faster than a speeding bullet. Alix thought it was hilarious and kept teasing me about it all day with things like "DENIED!" and "NOT GONNA HAPPEN!"
Frigging cock-blocking mom.
...it's been about a month and a half for us, now, since the last time we had the chance to do the horizontal polka.
Not an option. My bedroom is more like a study, with a pair of sliding doors...that have windows. And because he's a control freak, Dad is nosy as hell. So if we're up too late, he comes out and checks to see if I've taken her home yet.A bedroom door with a lock. It's a good investment
He actually found us in my bed after we'd done it once and then ranted at me about it after I'd driven her home.
Blegh. I know you're a in a difficult situation and all that and can't just tell him off,but...Gah; You're an adult. You have a right to privacy and your parents sometimes really need to back off and let you live your life. Both you and they would end up happier for it.
Avengers assemble?
The "hulk", hard as iron man, Cockeye
GasBandit
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Remember that next time you aim your sasscannon at me, missy
Mon cheri, I have not even begun.Remember that next time you aim your sasscannon at me, missy
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I got work to do, so if you want more, kindly peruse my past entrants in the "not so funny" pictures thread
It's a potent anti-Brazilian wandering spider venom antidote.
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Yes, and if you want the food you have to get it out of the microwave yourself, too. I brought it from the store, you can walk 20 feet to the kitchen, missy.
Matthew Broderick's girlfriend should have gone to the doctor after noticing that strange weal on her neck.
Funny, usually roaches are the victims of parasitation, not the perpetrators.
Also, Rule 34.
Also, it looks like an isopod, not a cockroach, but it does not seem to be from The Bay. Couldn't pin it to any particular movie.
--Patrick
Nightmare on Elm Street 4, the Dream Child
I'm kind of a Freddy aficionado.
It's a very different scene than from that .gif, though. It has the girl from "Just the Ten of Us" who isn't Heather Langencamp lifting weights. Freddy then pushes the barbell down and rips off her arms to reveal cockroach arms, then she gets stuck in some goop on the floor that rips her face off revealing a cockroach. It then shows that she's in a roach motel which Freddy squishes.
I think I now officially have a rotation of "friends with benefits".
So, yeah, today after class was fun. Definitely moved on from grief banging.
To kind of conclude the whole saga that I detailed here, the guy I was seeing and I had a long discussion and I'm in the position where I feel comfortable with remaining friends.
So, yeah, today after class was fun. Definitely moved on from grief banging.
To kind of conclude the whole saga that I detailed here, the guy I was seeing and I had a long discussion and I'm in the position where I feel comfortable with remaining friends.
THREE MONTH DRY SPELL IS OVER, BITCHES!
