The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Cajungal · Apr 3, 2015

Why are they not called ketchips?!?!

Bubble181 · Apr 3, 2015

Cajungal said:
Why are they not called ketchips?!?!

Such naming concepts would be severely punished by consumers with a bad sense of humor.

Gruebeard · Apr 3, 2015

If we called them ketchips, we'd have to come up with a punny name for dill pickle chips too, and that's just not possible.

Bubble181 · Apr 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
If we called them ketchips, we'd have to come up with a punny name for dill pickle chips too, and that's just not possible.

dickle...no...chicks....no...pip....no....dimple...no....dip....no......GHAAHH

GasBandit · Apr 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
If we called them ketchips, we'd have to come up with a punny name for dill pickle chips too, and that's just not possible.

Dicklips.

Celt Z · Apr 3, 2015

Dilly P'ips?

Squidleybits · Apr 3, 2015

Ketchup chips rock!

I am scared to try Ketchup Doritos though. Maybe if Thor was on the bag.....

Null · Apr 3, 2015

Squidleybits said:
Ketchup chips rock!

I am scared to try Ketchup Doritos though. Maybe if Thor was on the bag.....

Well then they'd be Ketchup Thoritos, obviously. Which are way better.

HCGLNS · Apr 3, 2015

Notice that the Thor picture on the Doritos is the classic Black Widow pose. so equality for all!

Squidleybits · Apr 3, 2015

Null said:
Well then they'd be Ketchup Thoritos, obviously. Which are way better.

Thor makes everything awesome!

HCGLNS · Apr 3, 2015

I'm totally putting Thor stickers on the vacuum then.

PatrThom · Apr 3, 2015

HCGLNS said:
I'm totally putting Thor stickers on the vacuum then.

Be careful. If she's not worthy she won't be able to lift the vacuum and then you'll have to clean.

--Patrick

Sparhawk · Apr 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
If we called them ketchips, we'd have to come up with a punny name for dill pickle chips too, and that's just not possible.

Dill Chips.

Except in Nick's books, that would be horrible. I can just see it now, man following Dill everywhere, picking up his poo, bagging it and selling the bag as snacks.

Squidleybits · Apr 3, 2015

No Thor but very awesome.

WasabiPoptart · Apr 3, 2015

Sparhawk said:
Dill Chips.

Except in Nick's books, that would be horrible. I can just see it now, man following Dill everywhere, picking up his poo, bagging it and selling the bag as snacks.

I was thinking someone would slice Dill into chips. Don't people eat armadillo?

PatrThom · Apr 3, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
I was thinking someone would slice Dill into chips. Don't people eat armadillo?

That would be the one where he solves the grisly murder of the actor hired for his biopic, from the book titled, "The Dill Iced Screen Clone"

--Patrick

Terrik · Apr 3, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
I was thinking someone would slice Dill into chips. Don't people eat armadillo?

Maybe he's flattened like a chip in a tragic roadkill accident?

Celt Z · Apr 3, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
I was thinking someone would slice Dill into chips. Don't people eat armadillo?

I wouldn't recommend it.

HCGLNS · Apr 3, 2015

OK fuck all of you to hell for making me think that Dill the detective calls his penis "the pickle".

GasBandit · Apr 3, 2015

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAY!

Terrik · Apr 3, 2015

HCGLNS said:
OK fuck all of you to hell for making me think that Dill the detective calls his penis "the pickle".

And fuck you for making me think about armadillo penis

Squidleybits · Apr 3, 2015

Britney's back Bitches.

Bubble181 · Apr 4, 2015

Celt Z said:
I wouldn't recommend it.

Though Pangolin fetus soup is unfortunately still very much a thing

Celt Z · Apr 4, 2015

Bubble181 said:
Though Pangolin fetus soup is unfortunately still very much a thing

Nope. Too many Filipino friends that eat balut have taught me not too look.

HCGLNS · Apr 5, 2015

Me: "You know that by collecting all these eggs that are scattered around the house you are essentially cleaning the house."

Oldest spawn:

Yoshimickster · Apr 5, 2015

Greater Philadelphia con(ironically not IN Philadelphia), a DAMNED good three days. Saw some good panels including Christy Romano of Kim Possible fame, got autographs from Mark Dodson and Clive Revill(both of whom I could listen to for HOURS), the end of George Takei's panel he's super funny, got some great comic deals(though if I were to make it early on Friday I'd get ALL the books I wanted), saw the pilot for Losers" and lots of great cosplayers. A solid three days/

WasabiPoptart · Apr 5, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
Greater Philadelphia con(ironically not IN Philadelphia), a DAMNED good three days. Saw some good panels including Christy Romano of Kim Possible fame, got autographs from Mark Dodson and Clive Revill(both of whom I could listen to for HOURS), the end of George Takei's panel he's super funny, got some great comic deals(though if I were to make it early on Friday I'd get ALL the books I wanted), saw the pilot for Losers" and lots of great cosplayers. A solid three days/

Is it in Cherry Hill by chance?

Yoshimickster · Apr 5, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Is it in Cherry Hill by chance?

Oaks, Pennsylvania, like two buses from 30th street station. Is there a con usually there? If so I'm going next time.

ALSO- I'm feeling some serious phantom wrist-band syndrome, it ALWAYS feels weird.

WasabiPoptart · Apr 5, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
Oaks, Pennsylvania, like two buses from 30th street station. Is there a con usually there? If so I'm going next time.

ALSO- I'm feeling some serious phantom wrist-band syndrome, it ALWAYS feels weird.

Oh I'm not sure. I just remember that Greater Philadelphia Area usually means Cherry Hill. Wasn't there a con in Hammonton once?

Yoshimickster · Apr 5, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Oh I'm not sure. I just remember that Greater Philadelphia Area usually means Cherry Hill. Wasn't there a con in Hammonton once?

Don't know about that, but there's Katori Con at Gloucester College, wish I could've gone to see that, Ciro Nieli was there.

HCGLNS · Apr 7, 2015

Ok so if there's a grain of truth in most expressions who the fuck thought baptising with fire was a good idea?

GasBandit · Apr 7, 2015

Ha ha ha... I don't follow NCAA basketball AT ALL (really I barely ever watch sports entirely, to tell the truth), but back at the beginning of march, the fellas around the office were shootin' the shit and one of em asks me, "Who do you think will win it all this year?" And I just groped in my mind for a well known college basketball team, something like the Yankees of b-ball.. and remembering my time at Fark.com, I just said, "Duke."

WELL GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT. Ha. I should have put money on it. Ah well.[DOUBLEPOST=1428419880,1428419800][/DOUBLEPOST]

HCGLNS said:
Ok so if there's a grain of truth in most expressions who the fuck thought baptising with fire was a good idea?

The meaning of that message is not that it's a good idea, it's that if you ARE baptised by fire, and make it out, you're tough as hell.... because most people baptised by fire would not survive.

Bubble181 · Apr 7, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Ok so if there's a grain of truth in most expressions who the fuck thought baptising with fire was a good idea?

As I was taught, "baptism" is a test of faith, and a "baptism by fire" thus refers to the burning of the early Christians - who had to face fire as the ultimate proof of their faith. Various other interpretations exist.

HCGLNS · Apr 7, 2015

No no I've done no research into this subject so I'm rather confident when I say it started with the ancient Hispanics of Western Saskatchewan dipping babies into lava flows of the late Cambria period.

#foodbabe

Bubble181 · Apr 7, 2015

HCGLNS said:
No no I've done no research into this subject so I'm rather confident when I say it started with the ancient Hispanics of Western Saskatchewan dipping babies into lava flows of the late Cambria period.

There are no late Cambrian lava flows in Western Saskatchewan. They're all late Pleistocene. Clearly ,this disproves your position. DIMWIT.