Here it is. The Goof Family Tree:
Hrm, everything else I've read has listed that either Penny or Glory Bee are the most likely "possible" mothers for Max, but they are 2 people, not the same person (the picture in that PDF is an amalgamation of the two characters - Glory Bee's lineart but the hair color of Penny), and there's no actual canonical link in the Goof Troop of Goofy Movie canon. It is explicitly said that his mother died (Goofy makes reference to her being "up there amongst the stars," and given that Goof Troop is not science fiction, it's extremely unlikely to mean anything else). It's not explicitly stated how she died, but reference is made to how terrible a driver she was, so many have the headcanon that she died in a car accident.
He's had an on again/off again thing with Clarabelle for the better part of the Disney canon. They might just be really close friends at this point... you know, the kind who really do love each other but work better as friends than as a couple?
You're probably thinking of Pete's wife, Peg. Kinda sad that they let Pete stay married, but Goofy gets to be a widower.
Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Goofy and Clarabelle tend to hang out a lot, but it's not like Mickey and Minnie or even Daisy and Donald.
I realize some people have recently, and with legitimacy, pointed out my alcohol abuse, but goddamn if those aren't fanfuckingtastic, and I want to have them all in poster form, on my wall.
This is and isn't true. They absolutely, positively do not get paid extra to live in a poor barracks as an allowance. An E-5 for one branch is going to be given the same allowance as another E-5. What CAN happen, however, is that the Defense Department can say that the living arrangements are shit and cap the amount of their allowance they have to pay at 75% of their allowance, effectively giving them extra pay for living in a bad situation.
Well, not entirely correct. They could be getting additional pay because they are technically in a war zone, but since they are air force, they see no real combat. So they are getting extra money just to sit in the barracks. But the other military guys get the war zone money as well.
Okay, maybe I didn't think that picture through. I just loved the way it ended.
I don't blame you. 3 years ago I'd have thought so too. Now, it cuts. But the last thing I want is to have people having to second guess themselves with "ooh is this gonna trigger GasBandit?" So no worries.
Hey, there have been quite a few doozies I've deleted before hitting "post" specifically because I thought they would be painful for you, no matter how awesomely they fit. And they say I don't have feelings.
That emotion chip is really paying off, huh?
More like the burning ostracism of what happens when I don't, but y'know, whatever works.
Closer is like a drug to me, because I have a thing for unnatural hair colors and variations of that hair cut. So it's like a 1-2 punch.
Reminds me of the old saying. When you get married, put a bean in a jar for each time you have sex in the first year. Then from the second year on, take a bean out of that jar. You will never empty it.
I think those same quotes would be even funnier if placed with strong pornography, especially bondage-type stuff.
I liked another version with a second comment: "How about you put in $5 every time you cum first?"
