Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Gusto]

I liked another version with a second comment: "How about you put in $5 every time you cum first?"

I saw another version with a second comment along the lines of "If your wife puts a dollar in an envelope every time you pester her for sex, she'll soon have enough money to divorce your childish ass."

 

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Wait.... It's childish to want to have sex with your wife?

 

[MindDetective]

Wait.... It's childish to want to have sex with your wife?

That's not the part that was childish.

 

[Null]

Wait.... It's childish to want to have sex with your wife?

Dammit I know there's a pedobear joke in there.

 

[Gruebeard]

Your wife is a child bride?

 

[Null]

Your wife is a child bride?

Not anymore.

Just kidding. I've never been married. The only wife I've had is still married to someone else.

 

[Gruebeard]

That's more than i need to know about your sex life.





But not as much as I want to know. Go on.

 

[checkeredhat]

[...]I've never been married. The only wife I've had is still married to someone else.

 

[Null]

That's more than i need to know about your sex life.





But not as much as I want to know. Go on.

Short version: I have an off-and-on relationship with a friend from high school, who has been married for the last decade (and still is). We were not together before she got married. Her husband is aware and permissive to our dalliances.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[drifter]

It's funny, but the family decal thing is just a Photoshop.

 

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But how do you know those aren't the photoshops? OoooooooOooOooo.....

 

[drifter]

If you look at the image in Fotoforensics, you'll see that those sections are digitally manipulated.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

I think Taylor has a problem.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Meanwhile in the craft store...

 

[Dei]

Pffft, like I'd take my husband to the craft store with me.

 

[Sparhawk]

Heh, sporting goods store across the street. Hurries her through the crafts, because, you never know what little pretty I can find at the gun counter.

 

[Dei]

My husband likes to adopt a don't ask, don't tell policy in this case.

 

[ncts_dodge_man]

 

[Bowielee]

To be fair, the way the MCU portrays Asgardians basically makes them Aliens, not gods.

 

[PatrThom]

To be fair, the way the MCU portrays Asgardians basically makes them Aliens, not gods.

Meh. I spent 2min on it.

--Patrick

 

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Spoiler: For SuperKing

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh 0_o

 

[Bowielee]

Someone's boyfriend is SUPER gay.

 

[GasBandit]

Someone's boyfriend is SUPER gay.

Or a girl in disguise, which has happened.

 

[PatrThom]

I want to know what "up his body" means, exactly. Is he just "Oops, missed," or is this thing turning turtle whenever vagina is imminent?
EDIT: Gas says what I was suspecting.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Spoiler: For SuperKing

I remember when I was said to be this forums next SuperKing

 

[HCGLNS]

Spoiler: oh wise guy eh

 

[Null]

Spoiler: oh wise guy eh

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"On the otter hand..."

 

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I just googled "dog ready to fight" for a photoreference.

Seems legit.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I just googled "dog ready to fight" for a photoreference.
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Seems legit.

Dogdor, the Burninator?