The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

I once was about to drink congress ($11.50 handle) with water + mio, but then I found that Walmart had a store brand mio that was $1 cheaper.
 

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On account of they was free and I was thirsty I must've drank about 15 cinco de mayo margaritas.[DOUBLEPOST=1430874985,1430874623][/DOUBLEPOST]Haven't been this smeared in a while. I do kind of feel like doing the whole I love you guys bit. I mean Image was what like 10 years ago now?
 
I don't actually do "drunk" - it' just never appealed to me after my first two times, but after a rather shitty week this week, I decided that tomorrow I would sit on my deck in the sun and drink (exceptionally slowly), and that I would start it off tonight with a glass of blended Canadian whiskey (Piehole's Pecan Pie), on the rocks. If you like pecan pie, you really need to taste this piehole.
 
Just to earn you I'm a little drunk and please speak up I'm wearing a towel.

So i post super sexy raunchy song lyrics on @Squidleybits facebook wall from her favourite artist cause my wife is awesome and her hardcore religious aunt likes tge post. Hardcore like not allowed tobtslkvabout alcohol in her space and such.

Plus ivtookbtge the garbage out which is mice.

Squirrel! !@
 
Finished the day off with my bro, getting moderately toasted at the "Tatooed Mom", started and ended good...but in the middle there was this supposed anthropologist who asked us if we've killed anyone before all the while repeating how me and my brother were "fun". And on top of that weirdness, he was also completely rude to the bartender! Like, what the heck? Weirdness in a bar is natural every once in a while, but rudeness to the wait-staff is unacceptable.

Also, glad my brother walked with me to the train station and gave me a bite of his pizza, I was a still a little toasted. And you know what he said? "Well, you've/you'd do the same for me." That was really nice, almost made the night perfect...but really that creepy guy at the bar will sit in the back of my memory forever.
 
Since you're already in this thread... how is your friend, Ms. C, doing? I know I don't know her, but ever since you posted I've felt so bad for her.
That's why I'm meh. The cancer center actually sent her a free camera and told her to take pictures and make memories. All I could do was :cry:
 

GasBandit

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Oh man, I just woke up from a vodka-induced power nap... and boy is my circadian rhythm going to be messed up for the next few days!
 
Bombay dry sapphire gin, a couple of splashes of Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and 3 olives make just about the most perfect martini I've ever had.

So, I had to have another.
 
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