Filthy atheist here, wife's a Christian, I accompany her to church every Sunday. This week, the pastor was talking about earthly riches vs. heavenly riches (Revelation 3:17 and all that), when he suddenly goes on a
completely unrelated tangent about the
recent dust explosion in a water park in Taiwan, which injured around 500 people and has caused 2 deaths so far, and how it was caused by
the Supreme Court legalizing gay marriage in the US.
Seriously, that's what he said. He said the dust explosion happened at a "color play" party in Taiwan, which are fairly common, and involve rainbow-colored powder being spread over partygoers. He also said that a lot of people in Taiwan used Facebook's rainbow filter on their profile pictures after the Supreme Court decision. So (and this is seriously what he said) the rainbow powder showed that the party organizers were gay sympathizers, and all the rainbow Facebook profile pictures made God punish the Taiwanese for... something or another, at this point I walked out.
EDIT: Okay that's not true, I didn't walk out, because that would've been too dramatic. Instead, I stopped listening, pulled out my phone, and started browsing Reddit, in a much more passive-aggressive way of responding.