[Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

Bubble181

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Four... arms?

I'm going to need more detail, cheri. :popcorn:
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I dunno, four arms seems fairly standard during foreplay. There's plenty of other body parts where four would raise some eyebrows, but four arms, to the best of my knowledge, is relatively standard. By which I don't mean any form of discrimination towards people whose foreplay involves more or less arms.
 
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Bubble181 said:
I dunno, four arms seems fairly standard during foreplay. There's plenty of other body parts where four would raise some eyebrows, but four arms, to the best of my knowledge, is relatively standard. By which I don't mean any form of discrimination towards people whose foreplay involves more or less arms.
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sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I have so few social skills at times. The receptionist asked, "Do you have a measuring tape?" "Yes." And I kept on walking.

Hours later I walk by again, "Are you going to bring the measuring tape here so I can borrow it?"

I felt like saying, "That is not what you asked!"
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

Staff member
sixpackshaker said:
I have so few social skills at times. The receptionist asked, "Do you have a measuring tape?" "Yes." And I kept on walking.

Hours later I walk by again, "Are you going to bring the measuring tape here so I can borrow it?"

I felt like saying, "That is not what you asked!"
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I have a similar, but different problem. I'm often hyper-aware of the possibility that people have asked questions other than what they intended, and I often end up over thinking things trying to figure out what information that they're actually expecting.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
figmentPez said:
I have a similar, but different problem. I'm often hyper-aware of the possibility that people have asked questions other than what they intended, and I often end up over thinking things trying to figure out what information that they're actually expecting.
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"Do you have a tape measure?"

"73!"
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

So I decided to cook anyway, since I couldn't get comfortable sitting or lying down, and I want soup.

So, now I am in pain, but I will have soup when it's done simmering.
 
Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Omg omg omg

@HCGLNS said he would help me plant some flowers I bought tonight so I grabbed a few more on the way home. I kind of forgot about them and had my doctor's appointment etc. On the drive home, a spider the size of my hand crawled across the dash towards me. I nearly passed out/peed my pants/drove off the road...not cool.

Guess what's still in the car honey?
 
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Squidleybits said:
Omg omg omg

@HCGLNS said he would help me plant some flowers I bought tonight so I grabbed a few more on the way home. I kind of forgot about them and had my doctor's appointment etc. On the drive home, a spider the size of my hand crawled across the dash towards me. I nearly passed out/peed my pants/drove off the road...not cool.

Guess what's still in the car honey?
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Squidleybits

Squidleybits

If you get rid of it, it's the least I can do :)

So seriously, I tell my mother and she says write a poem about it. WTF? Maybe I hit my head or something? Maybe I am dreaming?

It was a lovely cuss-filled piece of poetry. I'm not sure what's weirder...that she asked me to write it or that I did.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Squidleybits said:
If you get rid of it, it's the least I can do :)

So seriously, I tell my mother and she says write a poem about it. WTF? Maybe I hit my head or something? Maybe I am dreaming?

It was a lovely cuss-filled piece of poetry. I'm not sure what's weirder...that she asked me to write it or that I did.
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OMG! Did you kill Bob!?
 
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