Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Or when he runs his fingers through yours...
A couple of my friends were sitting around having a few beers. We were all in our early 40's. Healthcare became the topic of conversation. On guy talked about getting his first Digital Exam. The whole, glove, lube, bend over, shove... But he said the doctor had a hard time reaching in far enough, so he grabs my friend by the shoulder for leverage...

Then another friend said, "Are you sure he did not place both hands on your shoulders?"
 
Well, when you have that many kids with too wide of an age gap, you run the risk of that 19 kids and counting stuff happening.
 
We still have those here, but they're in grocery stores instead.
The best/worst ones are in Dollar Stores. I've seen copies of Rebel Moon for the better part of a decade in some of these... which is apparently based on a PC game ONLY found on a bonus disk that came with Creative Labs "3D BLASTER PCI". So it's a book, based on a game found on a shovelware freebie disk, from back in 1995. It HAS A NOVELIZATION. That I was able to discover this kind of thing is why I love Dollar Stores.
 
The best/worst ones are in Dollar Stores. I've seen copies of Rebel Moon for the better part of a decade in some of these... which is apparently based on a PC game ONLY found on a bonus disk that came with Creative Labs "3D BLASTER PCI". So it's a book, based on a game found on a shovelware freebie disk, from back in 1995. It HAS A NOVELIZATION. That I was able to discover this kind of thing is why I love Dollar Stores.
Man, all my dollar store has is Jesus stuff. LOTS OF IT.

If you need a chintzy, super low quality Jesus figurine, they've got you covered.
 
Man, all my dollar store has is Jesus stuff. LOTS OF IT.

If you need a chintzy, super low quality Jesus figurine, they've got you covered.
I've actually managed to pick up a bunch of cheap Magic: The Gathering, Battletech, and Shadowrun novels from my local ones. Nothing great mind you, but fun at least. I've also seen a bunch of Laurell K. Hamilton books (you might remember her work from THIS Penny Arcade strip). We still get the Christian stuff too, but it's a bit more varied around here.
 
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