Take a picture of him goofing around at a renfaire.I want to name my kid Stock Photo so he fucks with everyone's google image searches.
120 Minutes: "MY POOP IS GREEN"
(it's referencing the Coca-Cola infographic which was not humorous)
That's not a kebab, that's shawarma.
I mean, is it just me, or is thing abnormally large?A Gyro for the people?
--Patrick
. . . that's what SHE said?I mean, is it just me, or is thing abnormally large?
I know kebab places around here who have the same size.I mean, is it just me, or is thing abnormally large?
American "kebab" refers to "sish kebab"; meat cooked on a stick. European kebab refers to "döner kebab", meat cut off a vertical roaster. "döner" is the literal Turkish translation of the Hebrew word "shoarma" or "shawarma" in its Anglified spelling. "Kebab" just means "roasted meat" with no further info as to how it's roasted.That's not a kebab, that's shawarma.
If you can get the kebab to me, I'll gladly dispose of it.REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES
NSFW
I bet this will feel Fan-fucking-tastic.
Talk about a blow job.NSFW
I bet this will feel Fan-fucking-tastic.
Just don't pull out too soon, or the . . . you know . . . will really hit the fan!NSFW
I bet this will feel Fan-fucking-tastic.
Just don't pull out too soon, or the . . . you know . . . will really hit the fan!
Are you saying it would be a Frosty Susan situation?Just don't pull out too soon, or the . . . you know . . . will really hit the fan!
Calling Dr @Chad Sexington Come in Dr. @Chad SexingtonAre you saying it would be a Frosty Susan situation?
TIL Nick's Twitterbot is Zack Snyder.I think my Twitterbot is officially trolling me now.
(Note: A friend of mine made the bot. It basically takes my own tweets, mixes them randomly, and tweets. Sometimes, the results are hilarious.)
TIL Nick's Twitterbot is Zack Snyder.