I just had sex thread

I feel like lying about ... nah, I could probably do that.

But, you're probably right - just have to find someone who's there for that specific purpose.
*walk into club

Whoever wants to have sex, meet me in the parking lot!

*10 minutes later

Ok, let me specify... Any WOMEN that want to have sex, meet in the parking lot.

*10 minutes again

Any women who want to have sex WITH ME...
 
I've had too many one night stands, but mostly when I was younger and thought that I needed to have sex to feel attractive.

Nowadays, I don't know how to qualify my sex life. I've got a few friends that are occasionally more than friends.
 
I can't do the one night stand thing. First off, I don't really go out to clubs or bars or whatever. Secondly, I got no game. Third, I've turned down sex with women I was dating because I thought we were rushing into it... and I suspected I wasn't the only guy they were seeing (correctly, in both cases, as it turned out).
 
*walk into club

Whoever wants to have sex, meet me in the parking lot!

*10 minutes later

Ok, let me specify... Any WOMEN that want to have sex, meet in the parking lot.

*10 minutes again

Any women who want to have sex WITH ME...
It's like an intro to programming class.

--Patrick
 
I'm not trying to put sex on a pedestal or anything, I just enjoy it VASTLY more when I'm actually intimate with the person I'm having it with. When we know each other and are freer to explore things. Just drilling one out in someone I barely know isn't what I want.
 
That's how I feel about sex too, Frank. My problem is that I feel that I should be able to be friends with whomever I'm interested in first, because if we can't be that then what's the point? But then I get caught in the "You're too much like a brother" zone every time. And that's if they don't just flat out go "Ew!" or laugh in my face, which has also happened a lot.
 
I think it's because I'm in the gay community that we have a more lax view on sex and intimacy as far as romance goes. I'd say that my partners lately are intimate. We sit and talk, not just get right to the boning... OK, we get right to the boning, then we sit and talk, but there's still a certain amount of intimacy involved in that. Friends with benefits is the phrase, I believe.

That being said, I'm getting tired of going to sleep alone, and would like something romantic to occur. But, after my last fiasco, I'm just not there yet.
 
I think it's because I'm in the gay community that we have a more lax view on sex and intimacy as far as romance goes. I'd say that my partners lately are intimate. We sit and talk, not just get right to the boning... OK, we get right to the boning, then we sit and talk, but there's still a certain amount of intimacy involved in that. Friends with benefits is the phrase, I believe.

That being said, I'm getting tired of going to sleep alone, and would like something romantic to occur. But, after my last fiasco, I'm just not there yet.
I wouldn't pass up friends with benefits either. There's a HUGE difference between a drunk one night stand and friends benefits (Not that you don't know that, I'm just clarifying).
 
I feel like lying about ... nah, I could probably do that.

But, you're probably right - just have to find someone who's there for that specific purpose.
It's quite easy to pick up the ladies. In my experience, you just need to be confident, have decent eye contact, and be in the presence of ladies of the night, and have lots of cash.
 
Hey man, I'm getting it regularly. You want me to post in here twice a week "oh, yeah, as usual"? That's not interesting either :p


(also, hey, yesterday was fun. She goy a new lingerie set. :aaah::unibrow:)
 
Man, it's only been a month and a half and I'm starting to hallucinate everything is a comically large vagina like a hungry man on an island sees comically large turkey legs.
 
Man, it's only been a month and a half and I'm starting to hallucinate everything is a comically large vagina like a hungry man on an island sees comically large turkey legs.
I'm on basically the same timespan and I've found the way to keep from going crazy is to not have a social life so the only women you see are coworkers at least 20 years older than you and cashiers.
 
Girlfriend decided 'a string and some smooth jazz' was a good way to welcome me home after a long day at work. I don't disagree :unibrow:
 
I just got home from a miserable evening of report writing.

My friend's brother and his fiance are staying with me for a month until their house is ready. I'm such a nice guy. I hadn't heard them yet but when I got home tonight I might as well have stepped into a house in the middle of an earthquake with the world's loudest porno blasting out of an incredibly expensive sound system.

This wouldn't bother me if I weren't SO FUCKING THIRSTY as is. She's a very attractive lady and her sex sounds are pretty nuts.
 
I just got home from a miserable evening of report writing.

My friend's brother and his fiance are staying with me for a month until their house is ready. I'm such a nice guy. I hadn't heard them yet but when I got home tonight I might as well have stepped into a house in the middle of an earthquake with the world's loudest porno blasting out of an incredibly expensive sound system.

This wouldn't bother me if I weren't SO FUCKING THIRSTY as is. She's a very attractive lady and her sex sounds are pretty nuts.
has she got a sister?
 
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