The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Bubble181 · Sep 18, 2015

Cajungal said:
Imma finish this scotch and then seduce a huge nerd

Damn lucky huge nerd, that is. Enjoy! (both the finishing and the seducing)

PatrThom · Sep 18, 2015

BErt said:
Lightning is happening right now without thunder or rain or anything. Ok fine.

Fuck now a skunk is doing skunk things

EDIT: no really it's super weird, there's lightning and nothing else help

The skunks are gathering...

--Patrick

Chad Sexington · Sep 19, 2015

Cajungal said:
Imma finish this scotch and then seduce a huge nerd

Finish that scotch already, I'm waiting to be seduced!

Cajungal · Sep 20, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
Finish that scotch already, I'm waiting to be seduced!

Oh Mister Sexington, your article saved my marriage by making me more open to threesomes. On a related note. . . *eyebrows emoji*

Chad Sexington · Sep 20, 2015

Cajungal said:
Oh Mister Sexington, your article saved my marriage by making me more open to threesomes. On a related note. . . *eyebrows emoji*

I live to serve.

Bubble181 · Sep 20, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I live to serve.

cocktails? Or only strong liquor?

Chad Sexington · Sep 20, 2015

Bubble181 said:
cocktails? Or only strong liquor?

I don't discriminate - especially when it comes to alcohol.

Bubble181 · Sep 20, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I don't discriminate - especially when it comes to alcohol.

Placing Heineken on the same level as a good Scotch is an abomination unto Nuggan.

Gruebeard · Sep 20, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I don't discriminate - especially when it comes to alcohol.

Alcohol is one of those things where I definitely discriminate. You won't ever see me with a Bud in my hand. No way, Jose (Cuervo). Etc.

PatrThom · Sep 20, 2015

@Gruebeard and @Bubble181 - they're choosy when it comes to their preferred impurities.

--Patrick

Bubble181 · Sep 20, 2015

PatrThom said:
@Gruebeard and @Bubble181 - they're choosy when it comes to their preferred impurities.

--Patrick

If I'm going to slowly poison myself, I'm darn well going to do it with something tasty.

Chad Sexington · Sep 21, 2015

I mean, I have preferences but I was specifically speaking to serving alcohol. If someone orders a Heineken instead of a Lagavulin, who am to judge their (obviously inferior) taste?

Bubble181 · Sep 21, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I mean, I have preferences but I was specifically speaking to serving alcohol. If someone orders a Heineken instead of a Lagavulin, who am to judge their (obviously inferior) taste?

Oh. Well, if it's just about serving, I guess. Even so, I hope you look down contemptuously on that guy

Gruebeard · Sep 22, 2015

PatrThom said:
@Gruebeard and @Bubble181 - they're choosy when it comes to their preferred impurities.

--Patrick

Aye. Also when it comes to women.

Bubble181 · Sep 22, 2015

Gruebeard said:
Aye. Also when it comes to women.

I dunno, I'm pretty relaxed and easy about women. As long as it's just my girlfriend, I'll sleep with anybody.

Yoshimickster · Sep 22, 2015

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I want some diner food.

Chad Sexington · Sep 25, 2015

I was a machine

Null · Sep 25, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I was a machine

What kind of machine?

GasBandit · Sep 25, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I was a machine

Null said:
What kind of machine?

Time to repost this again.
I AM THE MACHINE

PatrThom · Sep 25, 2015

Null said:
What kind of machine?

A high-powered, revved-up, complicated tune-up, fascinating body machine.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Sep 25, 2015

PatrThom said:
A high-powered, revved-up, complicated tune-up, fascinating body machine.

--Patrick

Now I want a sandwich.

Dei · Oct 2, 2015

Drunk DMingggggg

Dei · Oct 3, 2015

Oh god, my husband told me I am so annoying while drunk because I act like my mom when she is drunk.

OH DEAR GOD HE'S RIGHT.

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Terrik · Oct 3, 2015

I am banning alcohol for myself on friday's. TEACHING THE NEXT MORNING IS HELL

sixpackshaker · Oct 3, 2015

Terrik said:
I am banning alcohol for myself on friday's. TEACHING THE NEXT MORNING IS HELL

I miss seeing 1st year teachers coming in hung over on Friday mornings.

Terrik · Oct 3, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
I miss seeing 1st year teachers coming in hung over on Friday mornings.

I would have been fine if I hadn't been scheduled for 3 Jr. classes. Nothing like teaching 6 year olds with a hangover.

Cajungal · Oct 3, 2015

'Nother wedding tonight. I vow I will not puke this time. Turns out cabernet, dancing, and pb chocolate cake don't mix.

Celt Z · Oct 3, 2015

Cajungal said:
Turns out cabernet, dancing, and pb chocolate cake don't mix.

Hmmm...I have to go to a wedding next weekend. I will keep this in mind.

Doesn't mean I won't try it for myself.

Dei · Oct 3, 2015

I find myself pretty happy that I hit extremely motor impaired way faster than extremely mental impaired, because I was at the point of not being able to walk a straight line while staying upright, and I had to focus really hard to make my monitor not spin, but at least I had full mental presence, even if everything was really REALLY funny.
(Except for a few times where I didn't catch myself before words came out... I think?!)

Cajungal · Oct 3, 2015

Celt Z said:
Hmmm...I have to go to a wedding next weekens. I will keep this in mind.

Doesn't mean I won't try it for myself.

At least crazy dancing. They played Uptown Funk, Cant Get Enough of your Love, and then frickin La Bamba in a row. It was deeply confusing but I did not stop moving the whole time.

GasBandit · Oct 3, 2015

Dei said:
I find myself pretty happy that I hit extremely motor impaired way faster than extremely mental impaired, because I was at the point of not being able to walk a straight line while staying upright, and I had to focus really hard to make my monitor not spin, but at least I had full mental presence, even if everything was really REALLY funny.
(Except for a few times where I didn't catch myself before words came out... I think?!)

You were SO FUCKING GIGGLY.

And yeah, words came out. I'm editing the video as we speak.

Celt Z · Oct 3, 2015

Dei said:
I find myself pretty happy that I hit extremely motor impaired way faster than extremely mental impaired, because I was at the point of not being able to walk a straight line while staying upright, and I had to focus really hard to make my monitor not spin, but at least I had full mental presence, even if everything was really REALLY funny.
(Except for a few times where I didn't catch myself before words came out... I think?!)

It would seem you're my drunk twin as well. Drinking Celt Z = Giggling Celt Z.

GasBandit · Oct 3, 2015

Jeesh. I can only imagine the hearing loss any present would suffer were you to both be drunk in the same place at the same time!

Dei · Oct 3, 2015

I definitely had enough presence of mind to stifle a vast majority of the comments that wanted to come out of my mouth. So think about that, and be sad/glad/relieved, as you choose.

GasBandit · Oct 3, 2015

Dei said:
I definitely had enough presence of mind to stifle a vast majority of the comments that wanted to come out of my mouth. So think about that, and be sad/glad/relieved, as you choose.

Your reservations only harm the quality of my youtube channel.