That's how I feel about our Christmas program.Sitting through elementary school music concerts is my idea of Hell.
That'll be Blaine Anderson, played by Darren Criss, otherwise known as Harry Potter from A Very Potter Musical.Fuck Glee. Double fuck the Gleeks. Triple fuck the tumblrina Gleeks polluting perfectly good tags with their fandom bullshit.
So I'm checking out the history of WNEW-FM, one of, if not the pioneer of FM radio back in the late 60s through the 70s. and TIL their overnight DJ, and vital to the growth of progressive and space rock was one Alison Steele, aka The Nightbird.
Her heyday was when I was too young and too far away from NYC to appreciate it, so I check out a few sites to see what the internet has out there. Including tumblr.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT, TUMBLR? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT DUMBASS SUPERHERO WANNABE GLEE KID?
Quadruple fuck Glee.
You're too entertaining to kill. Especially when you're one of the few awake at the same time I'm at work.Please don't kill me.
The talent show at my kids' school. Whenever Noah was in it his act was always near the end. It was pure torture.That's how I feel about our Christmas program.
Yeah, the talent show is in two weeks. [emoji24]The talent show at my kids' school. Whenever Noah was in it his act was always near the end. It was pure torture.
All Orchestra Concert. Charging us $15 a family to sit through not one, not two, but every orchestra from 5th through 12th grade, just so you can see your kid in whatever grade they are in.Yeah, the talent show is in two weeks. [emoji24]
My daughter loves them. So that is no comfort. My son doesn't like it as much, but he's in the audition band, so that's at least tolerable to listen to.Yeah kids concerts and plays are torture. Just remember you're doing it for them.
Because they hate being there even more and this way you get to gloat from the audience.
Li'l Z has only had one "performance" so far (the whole preschool learned 3 short Halloween songs they sang/pantomimed for the parents right after the costume parade), and I got a big kick out of it. Mainly because Li'l Z, unlike most of his peers, was really getting into it. Both Mr. Z and I enjoyed performing when we were young, so maybe he's got that gene. I probably not going to enjoy the longer stuff of later years, but the parts where it's my kid? Sure!I actually love going to my kids' performances, no matter how cheesy or whatever. I honestly enjoy them. Other kid's shows however...
Well that's the problem. You can never go to see "just your kid"I actually love going to my kids' performances, no matter how cheesy or whatever. I honestly enjoy them. Other kid's shows however...
I honestly was surprised at how good the kids are, and how much I enjoy the music even at the fifth grade level.I actually love going to my kids' performances, no matter how cheesy or whatever. I honestly enjoy them. Other kid's shows however...
I love watching my kids perform. My son as Elvis singing "Santa Bring My Baby Back (to Me)" is probably one of my favorite performances of all time. This talent show, though. They let the kids do pretty much anything. They've had kids sit on the stage and draw. Not on an easel so people can see. Sitting on the stage like they were on the floor, drawing in pencil. You have 5 minutes of thinking deep thoughts while this child "performs". They've had kids on pogo sticks just jumping. My son and his friend threw together a science presentation, the night before that year's talent show, that was so disorganized I would have made them get off of the stage. Nope. We got to watch 5 minutes of them fumbling around doing "experiments". It's truly terrible and usually comes in around 3 hours long.I actually love going to my kids' performances, no matter how cheesy or whatever. I honestly enjoy them. Other kid's shows however...
Now you know you don't need us for that.Well jeez, make me feel like a horrible parent why don't you all.
This was so me. I hated being there, hated being in it, hated having to sit through it even when I wasn't involved. It's even worse nowadays when kids are learning "acting" from Disney channel shows. Anyone who's watched a Disney channel show knows what I mean.Yeah kids concerts and plays are torture. Just remember you're doing it for them.
Because they hate being there even more and this way you get to gloat from the audience.
Same situation. Definitely coming down with something, but not feeling completely broken yet, so I'm deciding to work the day.I'm feeling quite under the weather right now, and I can't decide if I should go home and rest or tough it out for the rest of the day. On the one hand, I'm feeling woozy and disoriented, which means I can't give my cases the full attention or quality they deserve. On the other hand, my coworkers in my department already have a full afternoon, so if I leave then they'll have to cover my cases, which means they'll either have to sacrifice quality, or they'll need to bust their asses.
Although if I leave, the odds of infecting someone should go down. Choices, choices...
You've got a really weird side-job.I have to fuck the dog for three hours before I go back to work. An I've already finished my errands.
NSFWI have to fuck the dog for three hours before I go back to work. An I've already finished my errands.
Not nearly as NSFW as I was expecting.NSFW
I save the good stuff for my House of You-Know-What over in the You Know Where subforum.Not nearly as NSFW as I was expecting.
(this is not a challenge)
--Patrick
That'd be You-Know-Who's house of You Know What over in the You Know Where subforum.I save the good stuff for my House of You-Know-What over in the You Know Where subforum.
... today?My state of mind today can be summarized as "Cranky toddler who needs a nap."
I was expecting your reply.... today?
(Oh come on, you served that one up like the softest volleyball bump)