GasBandit
Staff member
If you get to go, try the donuts. They're darn good.Oh man, now I want to go see this effect in person.
--Patrick
If you get to go, try the donuts. They're darn good.Oh man, now I want to go see this effect in person.
--Patrick
Are you talking about Anal, or Pegging?I just got me a "This particular act definitely won't make you a mother" 's day present.
*victory lap* (no pun intended)
....I assumed oral, really, considering the "no pun intended vis-à-vis lap"Are you talking about Anal, or Pegging?
Well, if you do it right, sure.For crying out loud, you guys.
Been banging out with my ex again lately. This is a terrible idea for us both. Yet here I am posting in this thread.
Was it earthquake sex? Slip it in and let the motion of the earth do all the work?Birthday sex!
turned on the grill. Had 10 minutes with nothing to do while it warmed up.
Wasted another 15 minutes worth of propane.
Your ex, your ex-ex, or your XXX?Uhh, I think I'm seeing my ex again.
Vacation was fun. Several times.
Also, we are kid-free for the next two weeks.
Not if you keep up that pace!...we are kid-free ...
Hah! That particular hitch has been surgically corrected. I'm still firing live loads, but only at an empty range.Not if you keep up that pace!
I'm fairly certain that an almost identical scenario was briefly described by a woman playing a decker in an old Play-by-Post Shadowrun campaign I was in.Too tired to screw enough last night. Ended up reading an e-book about open source licensing while using a smartphone to control a vibrator, because we live in the future.