I would be willing to proofread them and have offered many times!
It's like campfire cooking, it's supposed to taste like dirt.I would be willing to proofread them and have offered many times!
But then you couldn't read them back to me in a funny voice.I would be willing to proofread them and have offered many times!
He believes you can do anything if you have enough Oreos time.So, I say to my project manager: "You know, we've been been having meetings and preparing for this project since February. That's 4 months. And you just got me the final specs Friday, and the project is due in June. That's 4 weeks. What part of this makes sense to you?"
Well it does fit the maturity level of most managers.He believes you can do anything if you have enough Oreos time.
EDIT: iPad autocorrected "prep" to "Oreos" and I left it because it was hilarious.
--Patrick
It's important to pace yourself.75 hours this week. Just logged outta the VPN to work. Did I get finished? Nope.
But I got as finished as I'm going to tonight.
By sucking the life out of the room...Project managers fucking LOVE meetings. I think it keeps them young.
Seriously - it's the one thing I hate about being a project manager. Everyone expects me to run tons of meetings so we can "get things done" and I keep trying to explain to them that you get things done by working, not by talking about what the work would be like if you were to do it.Project managers fucking LOVE meetings. I think it keeps them young.
I hope that things quiet down, but at 33 weeks you've passed most of the severe premature complications, and we don't need recent medical technology for them to survive - Mark Twain and Winston Churchill were born before 33 weeks gestation. Sometimes supplemental oxygen is needed, but it's not a bad time to be born, just not ideal.Well my wife is 33 weeks pregnant and she is having contractions that aren't going away. Y U NO WAIT TILL 39 WEEKS BABY. At the hospital now seeing what they do
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I'm glad to hear it! As stressful as this is, it would be much more stressful if she delivered now. Hopefully you can find a nap somewhere today...We're home. Discharged at like 330am had to be up at like 830 for plans with my dad.. Yay...
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If anyone would know!
At this point, I imagine @stienman can walk up to any pregnant woman, lightly nudge them to induce labor, and then give a thumbs up while going "aayyyyyy"
That's an Interestingly precise fetish you have there, Poe.At this point, I imagine @stienman can walk up to any pregnant woman, lightly nudge them to induce labor, and then give a thumbs up while going "aayyyyyy"
Interestingly precise fetish is my middle name.That's an Interestingly precise fetish you have there, Poe.