The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[GasBandit]

Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. I just got sent an e-mail, from a coworker, pertaining to company business, comprised of at least 75% #hashtags.

 

[Squidleybits]

Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. I just got sent an e-mail, from a coworker, pertaining to company business, comprised of at least 75% #hashtags.

Gross!

Need me to trip them with my cane?

 

[Bubble181]

Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. I just got sent an e-mail, from a coworker, pertaining to company business, comprised of at least 75% #hashtags.

#radio #pettyrants #FWP #ewoks #moderntechnology #dinosaur #hashtagforlife #norespect #directorfromthestoneage #usefulinformation #twittercanthandlemyhashtags

 

[Sparhawk]

#radio #pettyrants #FWP #ewoks #moderntechnology #dinosaur #hashtagforlife #norespect #directorfromthestoneage #usefulinformation #twittercanthandlemyhashtags

Do you know my friend Dena? That reads like the end of one of her facebook posts, but she does it for humor.

 

[HCGLNS]

Since Gasbandit is buried under 3 tonnes of pickled cucumbers,

 

[GasBandit]

Since Gasbandit is buried under 3 tonnes of pickled cucumbers,

Goddamn it I was just about to post what day it is. IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAY!

And I actually get the weekend to be the weekend this time!

 

[blotsfan]

Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. I just got sent an e-mail, from a coworker, pertaining to company business, comprised of at least 75% #hashtags.

You could complain so s/he can respond with #SorryNotSorry

 

[Cheesy1]

#lol

 

[blotsfan]

#IWantToCreateAScriptThatConvertsAllTextToHashtags

 

[fade]

AWK it. Less than one line.

 

[PatrThom]

AWK it. Less than one line.

That's not syntactically possible.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

I meant a short line.

 

[Bubble181]

And I actually get the weekend to be the weekend this time!

#poweroutage #serverfried #networkdown #trafficdirectorneeded #urgent #saturdaynightlol #foreseeableproblems #prophecy #cassandra

 

[fade]

My older sister, who knows nothing of this forum, replied to my most recent Facebook post with screenshots of all the times I said I hated something in the last week alone.

 

[Ravenpoe]

My older sister, who knows nothing of this forum, replied to my most recent Facebook post with screenshots of all the times I said I hated something in the last week alone.

You should invite her. She sounds like Halforums material

 

[fade]

My first step to recovery is admitting everyone else has a problem.

 

[Gruebeard]

Look, guys. I've stayed off Twitter so I can avoid those fucking hashtags. I've had to give up TV this year when they started creeping into every shitty screen crawl. If y'all keep this up, I'm gonna have to pull a Charlie Rage Quit and you'll never see me again.

 

[PatrThom]

My first step to recovery is admitting everyone else has a problem.

That should be enshrined in @Bubble181's sig list.

Look, guys. I've stayed off Twitter so I can avoid those fucking hashtags. I've had to give up TV this year when they started creeping into every shitty screen crawl. If y'all keep this up, I'm gonna have to pull a Charlie Rage Quit and you'll never see me again.

"never"

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

I'm gonna have to pull a Charlie Rage Quit and you'll never see me again.

#IsThatAPromise #TrollHard #TrollHarder #TrollHardWithAVengeance #LiveFreeOrTrollHard #AGoodDayToTrollHard

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I saw a local stage play today called Redfish: A Comedy About Depression.

I felt compelled to review it the second I got home. So I did.


https://nickpiers.com/2016/06/18/redfish-a-review/

 

[GasBandit]

My older sister, who knows nothing of this forum, replied to my most recent Facebook post with screenshots of all the times I said I hated something in the last week alone.

You gotta link the post, man.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

My first step to recovery is admitting everyone else has a problem.

 

[PatrThom]

You gotta link the post, man.

...or not.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

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...or not.

--Patrick

Guess you have to be his friend to see it.

 

[HCGLNS]

So Pepsi is running a promotion with smiley faces. What if they have a Durr face.

 

[PatrThom]

Guess you have to be his friend to see it.

Yeah but what's the likelihood of that?

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

I don't know if I took an afternoon nap, or a second night's sleep.

 

[Squidleybits]

There are the most bizarre shrieky sounds coming from the tree in the yard that the owls like. I really hope that's not what making baby owls sounds like.

 

[Sparhawk]

Probably don't want to look that up.

 

[Bubble181]

There are the most bizarre shrieky sounds coming from the tree in the yard that the owls like. I really hope that's not what making baby owls sounds like.

 

[blotsfan]

Don't mind me, I'm just refreshing the "Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared" youtube page every minute.

 

[blotsfan]

Don't mind me, I'm just refreshing the "Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared" youtube page every minute.

Well that was a letdown.

 

[CynicismKills]

I liked it, but then I wasn't expecting anything to be explained because nothing in those fucking videos makes sense.

 

[blotsfan]

I didn't mind the unexplained mystery of it. If they just went out on a weird song video like the others I would've been ok with it. If they explained what the hell it was all about I'd be ok with it. It felt like they tried to tow the middle line and it didn't work.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I thought it was a neat, weird little cyclical ending.