The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[bhamv3]

China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
This was a thing? @bhamv3 why have you been holding out on us?

--Patrick

I once set up a live stream of me eating a banana, with donations enabled.

First session, no viewers.

Second session, someone donated five dollars for me to stop.

 

[PatrThom]

I once set up a live stream of me eating a banana, with donations enabled.

First session, no viewers.

Second session, someone donated five dollars for me to stop.

You know, an ISP with a faster upload speed will get you more frames per second.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

I once set up a live stream of me eating a banana, with donations enabled.

First session, no viewers.

Second session, someone donated five dollars for me to stop.

Wait, I've been doing this for free all this time?!? Someone get me a Paypal and a live feed, stat!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Denbrought]

Yet again, /r/DeepIntoYouTube strikes gold:

 

[PatrThom]

Can't see that poster frame without also seeing the imgur 404 page.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Hello, ladies.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Want sound.

--Patrick

 

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Wat.

 

[PatrThom]

This is supposed to sell cars?

Why would anyone want to buy a car where you can turn the temperature up that high?

--Patrick

 

[Denbrought]

This is supposed to sell cars?

Why would anyone want to buy a car where you can turn the temperature up that high?

--Patrick

So you can get baked, obviously.

 

[GasBandit]

I think I posted a different picture of this sort of thing in the misanthropy thread, but here, have it too, you non-NSFW subscribers.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Considered putting this in my political thread, but nawp, NAWP, this goes here.

 

[PatrThom]

As Japanese stuff goes, it's pretty tame.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

Hey, this thread is supposed to be bizarre, not arousing.

 

[PatrThom]

Hey, this thread is supposed to be bizarre, not arousing.

Different hauls for different molls.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[fade]

What a dickhead.

 

[GasBandit]

What a dickhead.

At least he wears a jimmy hat.

 

[fade]

Reminds me of that movie The Vindicator when he takes his mask off.

 

[GasBandit]

What the fizzidy-uck.

 

[fade]

That's some nightmare fuel right there.

 

[Celt Z]

See what happens when you don't wear protection with your sex robot?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

What the fizzidy-uck.

Why did you program me to feel paaaaain?!

 

[Celt Z]

Baratheon sex rituals are really what drove Cersi to sleep with her brother.

 

[GasBandit]

Baratheon sex rituals are really what drove Cersi to sleep with her brother.

She was already leaning that way, but the crazy shower escapades really hammered it home.

 

[Celt Z]

She was already leaning that way, but the crazy shower escapades really hammered it home.

I guess the buck stops here.[DOUBLEPOST=1466642867,1466642763][/DOUBLEPOST]Is it better to go stag or with your nearest and deerest?

 

[GasBandit]

I guess the buck stops here.[DOUBLEPOST=1466642867,1466642763][/DOUBLEPOST]Is it better to go stag or with your nearest and deerest?

Depends on how horny you are. Personally, I don't see the problem getting all that white tail, if you're rolling in the doe.

 

[Celt Z]

Depends on how horny you are. Personally, I don't see the problem getting all that white tail, if you're rolling in the doe.

If someone is going to fawn all over you, I guess you'd best hoof it over there and be showered with affection.


(I think I've got it out of my system.)

 

[PatrThom]

If someone is going to fawn all over you, I guess you'd best hoof it over there and be showered with affection.
(I think I've got it out of my system.)

Don't make me come over there.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

If someone is going to fawn all over you, I guess you'd best hoof it over there and be showered with affection.


(I think I've got it out of my system.)

That's good, I'd hate you to get stuck in a rut. Puns like that are hard to bleat. Best to stay on rack.