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The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

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#1

GasBandit

GasBandit

There's an "awesome" videos thread, but I think we need a separate thread for videos that make you go "wtf, did I stumble into THAT part of youtube again?" much in the same way that there's a funny pictures thread and a not-so-funny pictures thread. So, to get it started off...



#2

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I... Couldn't stop watching...


#3

Just Me

Just Me

I laughed loudly at some points, mostly at the sounds the hand makes when its vomits a car; now the gf thinks me even more weird than before. :)
I'm a simple guy!


#4

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

This coulda easily been in the Awesome Videos thread. That was hilarious.


#5

PatrThom

PatrThom

Well then this would be the perfect place for a video such as this.


--Patrick


#6

GasBandit

GasBandit

Yes. Yes it is. Normally I can't sit through comedy that's based on awkwardness and shame, but that one kept me riveted.


#7

PatrThom

PatrThom

You should check out the remixes.

--Patrick


#8

Just Me

Just Me

Well then this would be the perfect place for a video such as this.


--Patrick
But damn, those eyebrows wiggles! :unibrow:


#9

Frank

Frank

Well then this would be the perfect place for a video such as this.


--Patrick
99/100 times I would think that was a Tim and Eric sketch.


#10

drifter

drifter



#11

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

... Dafuq did I just watch?

Also, MOONPEOPLE!


#12

PatrThom

PatrThom

Seeing this post over in another thread made me remember this video I saw severally many years ago.
Mind you, this video parable is EXTREMELY NSFW, so you probably shouldn't watch it at work, nor if you are around people who understand French.

--Patrick


#13

GasBandit

GasBandit

I don't remember this episode.



#14

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I don't remember this episode.

Yep... Carl Sagan is going to be in my nightmares now.


#15

PatrThom

PatrThom

Dammit, I need to start making stuff like that. I have the skills and the technology.

--Patrick


#16

GasBandit

GasBandit

So, a GoPro will last just under 30 seconds in boiling water.



#17

GasBandit

GasBandit

Even by Russian standards this one's pretty whaaaA?


#18

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Oh come on,. You can't tell me that's not staged.


#19

ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

Hey can I still join the party?



#20

Bowielee

Bowielee

I just... what the...


#21

GasBandit

GasBandit



Please don't


#22

PatrThom

PatrThom

I don't remember The Electric Company being that creepy.

--Patrick


#23

Terrik

Terrik

Hey can I still join the party?


If anything qualified to be in this thread, this is it.


#24

Bowielee

Bowielee

An oldy, but a goody and the patron saint of internet WTF videos.



#25

General Specific

General Specific



#26

ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

I could also fill up this whole thread just with whatever Cyriak does.



I am not responsible for any nightmares you may have watching the above cthulian horror.


#27

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



#28

GasBandit

GasBandit



#29

CynicismKills

CynicismKills



It's like a full-course meal of wat.


#30

ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

Now I get it guys, now I understand why soccer is so popular.



#31

GasBandit

GasBandit

So this has been making the rounds...



and naturally it was only a matter of time until..



#32

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#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

So THAT's where those gifs I've been seeing came from.


#34

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



#35

Bowielee

Bowielee



We are Paypal, resistance is futile.


#36

Fun Size

Fun Size



We are Paypal, resistance is futile.
As I was watching that, we lost power at work for a second, but my USB kept the computer and video playing. Also, I peed a bit.

Terrifying.


#37

GasBandit

GasBandit

Welp, I've got my new ringtone.



#38

Terrik

Terrik



#39

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington



#40

Bowielee

Bowielee

You totally picked the wrong video from this poster.



#41

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#42

PatrThom

PatrThom

I remember the furor when that video first surfaced.
Still think a squirrel would've been more apropos.

--Patrick


#43

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

You totally picked the wrong video from this poster.

I picked 'informative' because there is no 'surprisingly horrifying'


#44

GasBandit

GasBandit



#45

PatrThom

PatrThom

So, this one's kind of political, and there are parts that might be considered NSFW*, and if you decide to play it at work anyway the music may invite curious onlooking, so you have been warned. Also, triggers**.



It definitely fits the thread title, though.

There are plenty of videos/treatments of folks picking apart the imagery to divine its meaning, if you want to delve deeper. Here is a (very biased) example, which could probably qualify in its own right.
Here's one with the director, himself.

--Patrick
*Disturbing imagery, cartoon nudity (of a sort).
**What doesn't have triggers?


#46

rac3r_x

rac3r_x

Why do people think Japan is weird?



#47

GasBandit

GasBandit

Actually, that was pretty cool, and one of the less wierd Japanese things I've seen on youtube.


#48

Dave

Dave



#49

GasBandit

GasBandit

There we go. That's the stuff that goes in this thread. Excuse me while I go scrub my eyes.


#50

rac3r_x

rac3r_x



The scifi music is fun as well.


#51

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



#52

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



#53

Bowielee

Bowielee



The scifi music is fun as well.


#54

Bowielee

Bowielee



Pleasant dreams.


#55

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

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#56

evilmike

evilmike

A translation error? I always thought it was a "running of the bulls".


#57

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The scifi music is fun as well.
I feel like this needs a pornno soundtrack.


#58

PatrThom

PatrThom



--Patrick


#59

GasBandit

GasBandit



#60

Terrik

Terrik

Awful video aside, it's not technically a bad idea, considering there are a few STDs out there that are spread by skin contact as such a condom might protect one area, but the rest of you is still *ahem* exposed.


#61

Bowielee

Bowielee

Well, the bulk of STDs are transmitted by fluid and condoms specifically prevent that, so this protects against what? HPV and Crabs? Well, the HPV protection is great, but if you're sleeping with someone with crabs, you're getting those unless you burn your sheets afterward.


#62

Terrik

Terrik

Well, the bulk of STDs are transmitted by fluid and condoms specifically prevent that, so this protects against what? HPV and Crabs? Well, the HPV protection is great, but if you're sleeping with someone with crabs, you're getting those unless you burn your sheets afterward.
It would protect against HSV as well and that's not always visible while shedding the virus.


#63

Bowielee

Bowielee

It would protect against HSV as well and that's not always visible while shedding the virus.
Well, you can also get that on the mouth, so better strap on one of those Hannibal Lectur masks too. :p


#64

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

This is the safest sex possible, since as soon as your partner sees it, he or she will immediately leave, and probably never call you again.


#65

PatrThom

PatrThom

This is the safest sex possible, since as soon as your partner sees it, he or she will immediately leave, and probably never call you again.
I have heard the same thing said of a chainmail condom.
100% effective since nobody will want to have sex with you while you are wearing one.

--Patrick


#66

Bowielee

Bowielee

I have heard the same thing said of a chainmail condom.
100% effective since nobody will want to have sex with you while you are wearing one.

--Patrick
I'd bet good money that there's a fetish group out there for this exact thing. But then again, I know that there are fetishes for latex underpants, so touche internet, touche.


#67

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

I apologize in advance if these have been posted before.





#68

PatrThom

PatrThom



--Patrick


#69

Terrik

Terrik

I apologize in advance if these have been posted before.










............


#70

GasBandit

GasBandit



#71

LittleSin

LittleSin



This is beautiful.


#72

Terrik

Terrik



#73

GasBandit

GasBandit

Live version - cool
Modern dance - ok then
Extra verse - ooh nice
One man audience - XD


#74

LittleSin

LittleSin

I about died laughing. It just kept building! That super serious 'quiet, quiet' kid had me in stitches for some reason.

Then...the very end...with the Orson Wells shadows and clapping on the subject himself.

I think I may have forgotten how to breath.


#75

PatrThom

PatrThom



--Patrick


#76

GasBandit

GasBandit



#77

PatrThom

PatrThom

Man in Iceland sends video to his cousin in Australia, where they are voting on whether or not to adopt Daylight Savings Time.


--Patrick


#78

GasBandit

GasBandit



#79

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Too many cooks


#80

GasBandit

GasBandit

That is by far too many Too Many Cooks.


#81

bhamv3

bhamv3

I watched that and got the song stuck in my head for like six hours.

Also, go back and try to spot machete man from the beginning of the video.


#82



BErt

Came here hoping to see Too Many Cooks showed up. Was not disappointed.


#83

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Too many cooks
As someone with Dish Network, I don't get to see Adult Swim anymore :(


#84

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

As someone with Dish Network, I don't get to see Adult Swim anymore :(
Wait, what?

I guess that explains why Cartoon Network and CNN disappeared at work. Charlie strikes again. (not HF Charlie, I mean Charlie Ergen of Dish Network. Yet another feud with a programming provider.)


#85

GasBandit

GasBandit



#86

GasBandit

GasBandit

The best newscaster shenanigans are the ones where the control booth plays along.



#87

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

The best newscaster shenanigans are the ones where the control booth plays along.

Judging from his coanchor's reaction, this is not the first tine he's done this. Nor will it be the last.


#88

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Was that actually aired?


#89

GasBandit

GasBandit

Was that actually aired?
I highly doubt it. Pretty sure that's all commercial break/preroll hilarity.


#90

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Straight from their kickstarter- DON'T HUGE ME I'M SCARED!


#91

Terrik

Terrik

I don't know what I just watched.


#92

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I don't know what I just watched.
It's about marriage and religion.

The other ones are about creativity and time.


#93

PatrThom

PatrThom


So, is it the cold? Or the alcohol? Or both?

--Patrick


#94

GasBandit

GasBandit

Been humming that damn Too Many Cooks thing. It's such an earworm.

Ɨ͚͙͢͟͠Ŧ̯͔̳̺̬̣̻ͅ ͖̬̰͖̺Ŧ̭̻̲̳̝̦̗Ⱥ̹̩͚͘͠͡Ꝁ̷͖̲͓̖͍̺̻Ɇ̧͈̟̞S̨̢̟̥̮͇͈͓͉͉̣ ̶̵̪̜̪̰͕̙̱̜Ⱥ̧̝͉̕Ł̰̤̲͠Ø̨̡̯͍͙̩̭̦̦͔͔͟Ŧ̵̠̣̬̝̬͓͚ͅ ̮͍͙Ŧ̷͍͖̳̺͕̲̬͚͜ͅØ̷̷̳̗̠̻ ̻̪M͉̠͟Ⱥ͏̫̳̣Ꝁ̶̷̜̪͈̪Ɇ̧̦̳̻̘͙̗͉̠ ̨̯͉͙͚̫͓̜̗̗͝͝Ⱥ̡͎̳̤͚ ̴̰̥̩͎̜̣̗̕ͅS̢͈Ŧ͕͉͓͚͔Ɇ͕̙͉̫͓͉͈̖͞ͅW҉̗̖̟̳́ ̢͕̲̰͔́͞


#95

bhamv3

bhamv3

Been humming that damn Too Many Cooks thing. It's such an earworm.

Ɨ͚͙͢͟͠Ŧ̯͔̳̺̬̣̻ͅ ͖̬̰͖̺Ŧ̭̻̲̳̝̦̗Ⱥ̹̩͚͘͠͡Ꝁ̷͖̲͓̖͍̺̻Ɇ̧͈̟̞S̨̢̟̥̮͇͈͓͉͉̣ ̶̵̪̜̪̰͕̙̱̜Ⱥ̧̝͉̕Ł̰̤̲͠Ø̨̡̯͍͙̩̭̦̦͔͔͟Ŧ̵̠̣̬̝̬͓͚ͅ ̮͍͙Ŧ̷͍͖̳̺͕̲̬͚͜ͅØ̷̷̳̗̠̻ ̻̪M͉̠͟Ⱥ͏̫̳̣Ꝁ̶̷̜̪͈̪Ɇ̧̦̳̻̘͙̗͉̠ ̨̯͉͙͚̫͓̜̗̗͝͝Ⱥ̡͎̳̤͚ ̴̰̥̩͎̜̣̗̕ͅS̢͈Ŧ͕͉͓͚͔Ɇ͕̙͉̫͓͉͈̖͞ͅW҉̗̖̟̳́ ̢͕̲̰͔́͞
Great, now you got it stuck my head too...


#96

Covar

Covar

Judging from his coanchor's reaction, this is not the first tine he's done this. Nor will it be the last.
New one.



And she's still not getting into it.


#97

GasBandit

GasBandit

Everybody's got their own gameday rituals, I guess.


#98

Bowielee

Bowielee

He got her smiling in the end this time, though.


#99

GasBandit

GasBandit

It was a defense mechanism. He initiated physical contact without express verbal or written consent. He'll be fired for sure now, possibly prosecuted.


#100

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

He got her smiling in the end this time, though.
That smile seemed less "Ok, you got me, it's funny," and more "I am so out of here as soon as possible."


#101

Bowielee

Bowielee

It was a defense mechanism. He initiated physical contact without express verbal or written consent. He'll be fired for sure now, possibly prosecuted.
Well, she should smile more, and possibly give more people "them digits".


#102

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Oh she wants to give him her digits. Well. A digit. The middle one to be specific.


#103

GasBandit

GasBandit

There's some weird shit for sale at the dollar store.



#104

Bowielee

Bowielee

There's some weird shit for sale at the dollar store.



#105

Terrik

Terrik



#106

GasBandit

GasBandit

Freakin Moonpeople and their.. uh.. sexy barnyard techno?


#107

Terrik

Terrik

China is really making the effort to be every bit as weird as Japan.


#108

GasBandit

GasBandit

China is really making the effort to be every bit as weird as Japan.
I thought China had, like, morality police or something, to prevent exactly this sort of thing?


#109

GasBandit

GasBandit



#110

GasBandit

GasBandit



#111

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's like someone is trying really, really hard to be the next Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.

--Patrick


#112

Bowielee

Bowielee



#113

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

... this person can't even lip sync without their face in the frame.

Also, that doll will haunt my nightmares now.


#114

Bowielee

Bowielee

... this person can't even lip sync without their face in the frame.

Also, that doll will haunt my nightmares now.
Carol Channing puppet will EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!


#115

GasBandit

GasBandit

Adult Swim is at it again.



#116

Bowielee

Bowielee



#117

GasBandit

GasBandit



#118

GasBandit

GasBandit

Korean Road Rage.



#119

PatrThom

PatrThom

Really? C'mon now, why would you ever drop the sword?

--Patrick


#120

GasBandit

GasBandit

Really? C'mon now, why would you ever drop the sword?

--Patrick
I don't think it was really a sword, it looked more like just an angled piece of aluminum molding.


#121

PatrThom

PatrThom

HAM

(trigger warning: guns)

--Patrick


#122

GasBandit

GasBandit

That video exemplifies the audio, visual, and storytelling trainwreck that makes me so unable to tolerate anything related to Tim & Eric. I still have a bias against anything with John C. Reilly in it to this day because of it. It was a strike against Guardians of The Galaxy for me, even before I went to see it.


#123

PatrThom

PatrThom

That video exemplifies the audio, visual, and storytelling trainwreck that makes me so unable to tolerate anything related to Tim & Eric.
Until you mentioned it, I didn't even realize it was connected. I just thought it was a weird video.

--Patrick


#124

Bowielee

Bowielee

Tim and Eric are the worst thing in the world.
Every time they make a new show or video, a little piece of comedy dies.


#125

redthirtyone

redthirtyone

The last couple of minutes was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. When she lets loose with that "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU" I couldn't breathe.


#126

GasBandit

GasBandit

The last couple of minutes was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. When she lets loose with that "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU" I couldn't breathe.
"This is my life's work! Put that away! No, don't put it away THERE!"


#127

GasBandit

GasBandit



Watch to the end for the punchline.


#128

GasBandit

GasBandit

'Tis the season.



#129

GasBandit

GasBandit

I feel like I need to put a seizure warning on this one, in case anyone has epilepsy.



#130

PatrThom

PatrThom

I feel like I need to put a seizure warning on this one, in case anyone has epilepsy.
I don't think I've done enough LDS for that video.

--Patrick


#131

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

One can never have too much LDS.
latter day saints?


#132

Bowielee

Bowielee

confirmed.


#133

PatrThom

PatrThom

One can never have too much LDS.
Well, as long as you don't mind ending up like this guy.


--Patrick


#134

Bowielee

Bowielee

Too much of that stuff and you'll end up Smithing. Talking to angels, finding tablets, and wearing special underwear.


#135

GasBandit

GasBandit



#136

GasBandit

GasBandit



#137

LordRendar

LordRendar

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Super large with crispy chocolate


#138

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

View attachment 16850
Super large with crispy chocolate
Watch how many I can fit in my mouth!


#139

GasBandit

GasBandit

I HEAR AND OBEY, SATANIC GIRAFFE



#140

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I HEAR AND OBEY, SATANIC GIRAFFE

Man, coke commercials are getting weird.


#141

GasBandit

GasBandit

Man, coke commercials are getting weird.
Holidays are coming
Holidays are coming
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


#142

GasBandit

GasBandit





#143

PatrThom

PatrThom

Now THAT'S talent.

--Patrick


#144

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



#145

PatrThom

PatrThom

Competitive Twister.
It'll never be an Olympic sport, though.

--Patrick


#146

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Thank god for Brazil.



#148

filmfanatic

filmfanatic



#149

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote that is schitzophrenic.


#150

GasBandit

GasBandit

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#151

Bowielee

Bowielee

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote that is schitzophrenic.
Seriously, click on the skip ad and really explore the website... meta weirdness.


#152

PatrThom

PatrThom

OH NO NOT YNGWIE

--Patrick


#153

GasBandit

GasBandit



#154

Bowielee

Bowielee

Now we're talking. That's some quality what-the-fuckery right there.


#155

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ma! They're postin' weird shit again!



#156

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And now I'm addicted to Picnicface. Thanks a lot.


#157

GasBandit

GasBandit

Oogah chaka oogah oogah oogah chaka oogah oogah



#158

GasBandit

GasBandit



#159

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's like someone went and Kai's Power Goo'ed all over that video.

--Patrick


#160

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It's like someone went and Kai's Power Goo'ed all over that video.

--Patrick
bbhnv6.jpg


#161

Bubble181

Bubble181

Man, don't have the meme pic for it, but yeah....That reference went straight for my childhood :p


#162

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wow, it's not often React gets one up on me, but this one slipped past my radar in a BIG way.

Here's the video (EXTREMELY NSFW. LIKE NOT EVEN. POSSIBLY NSF SANITY)

http://animatorexpo.com/mememe/

And here's youtube "stars" reacting to it.



#163

PatrThom

PatrThom

I thought it was "Meme me," like it was going to be a video about "Hey, watch me do something silly! You should turn me into a meme."

It was not.

--Patrick


#164

GasBandit

GasBandit



#165

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Wow, it's not often React gets one up on me, but this one slipped past my radar in a BIG way.

Here's the video (EXTREMELY NSFW. LIKE NOT EVEN. POSSIBLY NSF SANITY)

http://animatorexpo.com/mememe/

Also, I have no idea what the fuck I just watched, but I actually really enjoyed it. And not just because of boobs.


#166

Bowielee

Bowielee

That was quite possibly one of the most misogynistic things I've ever seen in my life, but I think that's actually one of the points of the video.


#167

GasBandit

GasBandit

There's a rumor going around that the producers of the video went around to AMV enthusiast websites and forums collecting what people complained about most in videos they didn't like, and put them all in this video to hack off as many people as possible. That's why there's all the huge bouncing boobs, the tiny genital accessories that cover as little as possible (or just dangle), the seizure-inducing flashing colors, the repetition, and the insinuation that there's a deeper underlying meaning/metaphor when there actually isn't.


#168

Dave

Dave

I love the fact that every hated it...but the Asian guy.


#169

GasBandit

GasBandit

Even after watching the whole thing through again a second time when I'm NOT at work and don't have to be paranoid about somebody walking in, I'm not entirely clear on if there is 2 or 3 distinct females in the video.

There's a girl with blue hair, and one girl, or possibly two girls, with pink hair. It just depends on if the girl with the flower-scrunchie holding back her ponytail (who does most of the alien-psycho attacking-devouring stuff) is a distinct and separate person from the girl with long, unrestrained pink hair with the flower adorning the side (who does most of the crying/lamenting/being absorbed stuff), or if they're representing two sides of the same girl.

I have no idea what it all means. Some people postulate it's about a guy who dumps one girl for another, about a guy who got dumped, about celebrity fixation... I'm starting to wonder if the rumor I mentioned earlier isn't the actual case.


#170

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I love the fact that every hated it...but the Asian guy.
Markiplier liked it too.

Though, I guess he might have asian ancestry? I can never tell, I'm not entirely certain of my own.


#171

Frank

Frank

That was quite possibly one of the most misogynistic things I've ever seen in my life, but I think that's actually one of the points of the video.
I was watching it thinking, well it's not really misogynistic, objectifying, yes, but not misogynistic. Then I got to the latter third.


#172

GasBandit

GasBandit

And here are the bonus reactions.



#173

GasBandit

GasBandit



#174

PatrThom

PatrThom

Good job, Japan.

Good. Job.

...also, moved this video since I didn't feel it was truly weird enough for that other thread.

He's like the anti-Smooth McGroove.

--Patrick


#175

GasBandit

GasBandit

Help Anna give birth in this disturbing unlicensed Frozen app.



#176

Bowielee

Bowielee



#177

GasBandit

GasBandit



#178

GasBandit

GasBandit

Every 90s commercial ever, mashed up into one ungodly abomination.



#179

Dave

Dave



#180

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



#181

PatrThom

PatrThom

I wonder how much they charge per hour.

--Patrick


#182

Bowielee

Bowielee

The talk about Jem and the Holograms in the comic thread reminded me of this.

COMPLETELY NSFW

you have been warned.



#183

chris

chris

Not a video but...



#184

GasBandit

GasBandit

Not a video but...

Dropping your human suit off at the cleaners'.


#185

PatrThom

PatrThom

Not a video but...

He's made of rubber! How did that happen?

--Patrick


#186

fade

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Get that man some Viagra, stat!


#187

PatrThom

PatrThom

Also let's not forget about stuff like the following:



--Patrick


#188

GasBandit

GasBandit

Lithuanian road safety PSA goes a little funny, then a lot of WTF.



#189

Bubble181

Bubble181

Lithuanian road safety PSA goes a little funny, then a lot of WTF.

It's not an actual PSA. Just in case you were wondering. There aren't 14 million sexual assault victims a year in Lithuania.


#190

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

It's not an actual PSA. Just in case you were wondering. There aren't 14 million sexual assault victims a year in Lithuania.
Good god, there's more?! Someone needs to stop handing out reflectors!


#191

Bubble181

Bubble181

Good god, there's more?! Someone needs to stop handing out reflectors!
Every Lithuanian is assaulted at least 5x per year. In the spirit of fairness and equality. Socialism at its finest, you know; everybody equal by making everyone suffer the same amount. ;)


#192

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ok, it's not a video, but it felt a little too blue for the regular funny thread.



#193

PatrThom

PatrThom

"accidentally drop"

--Patrick


#194

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster



Little short, but still nice and weird.


#195

GasBandit

GasBandit

Some dark sesame street memes I hadn't seen before.



#196

GasBandit

GasBandit

This 5 minute long Sizzler commercial from 1991 feels like a political ad.



#197

Covar

Covar

I'd vote for them.


#198

PatrThom

PatrThom

Remember when Coca-Cola or someone could just eat up an entire 5min commercial break with the continuing story of some fictitious family or something?

--Patrick


#199

PatrThom

PatrThom

This 5 minute long Sizzler commercial from 1991 feels like a political ad.
Also, how timely.
20150415-sizzlerr.png


--Patrick


#200

PatrThom

PatrThom



--Patrick


#201

GasBandit

GasBandit

This improv show is stopped in its tracks by this audience member's bizarre laugh.



#202

PatrThom

PatrThom

The disturbing world of bootleg Disney's Frozen games
Maybe you've heard of Elsa Frozen Brain Surgery -- you know, the game where you open the popular Disney princess' skull and extract fashion items from her glittering brain morass for her to wear later.
"Once you’re sure she needs a brain surgery, start shaving her gorgeous blonde hair and prepare her for the long surgery hours," the game instructs. "Then feel free to dig into her brain and make sure you use the right doctor tools to cut out her little obsessions, to repair whatever you find broken and to reactivate the dead synapses snowflakes."
what.
WHAT.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT.

--Patrick


#203

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

That is by far not the most disturbing Frozen related thing I've seen. Not by a long shot.


#204

Bowielee

Bowielee

That is by far not the most disturbing Frozen related thing I've seen. Not by a long shot.
Non-porn related?


#205

Bubble181

Bubble181

Non-porn related?
Well, there's the "help her give birth" game that I can remember....


#206

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

That's the Anna c-section game!


#207

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Non-porn related?
Oh, trust me, that's porn to someone.


#208

PatrThom

PatrThom

Well, there's the "help her give birth" game that I can remember....
That's mentioned in the article, too.

--Patrick


#209

Bubble181

Bubble181

Sorry, couldn't access the article at work, went by the snippet you took as "weirdest" :p


#210

Frank

Frank



I wish Youtubers would get less specifically descriptive with video titles.


#211

PatrThom

PatrThom

"You won't believe the surprise I just blew!"

--Patrick


#212

Bubble181

Bubble181

"Real life Piñata!" Must see!


#213

GasBandit

GasBandit

GGGLLAAGGHHGH. Dammit, JAPAN




Did we really need a "blow a dead roach into the other girl's throat" gameshow?


#214

PatrThom

PatrThom

Did we really need a "blow a dead roach into the other girl's throat" gameshow?
How do you even train for something like that???

...don't answer that.

--Patrick


#215

grub

grub

We used to do that with a raw egg at youth group when i was a kid. I was too chicken to play. In retrospect though I did play trombone and the breath control might have helped me win.


#216

Bowielee

Bowielee

GGGLLAAGGHHGH. Dammit, JAPAN




Did we really need a "blow a dead roach into the other girl's throat" gameshow?
:puke:


#217

GasBandit

GasBandit

Frozen is... a little different in Japan.



#218

Bowielee

Bowielee

Frozen is... a little different in Japan.

Excuse me.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!KILL IT WITH FIRE!


#219

PatrThom

PatrThom

Is this what they're doing now instead of throwing salt?

--Patrick


#220

GasBandit

GasBandit

Hillbillies heckling the marathon runners...



#221

Dave

Dave

Why are people running in multiple directions?[DOUBLEPOST=1434637597,1434637533][/DOUBLEPOST]I've never seen a turn-around point in a marathon.


#222

Bubble181

Bubble181

Why are people running in multiple directions?[DOUBLEPOST=1434637597,1434637533][/DOUBLEPOST]I've never seen a turn-around point in a marathon.
No? I've seen them fairly often. You must have a lot of long, uncongested roads where you're from :p
Many marathons here are even ran on a 5k-lap, with a short "final" stretch for the last one.


#223

GasBandit

GasBandit



#224

GasBandit

GasBandit



#225

PatrThom

PatrThom

Mucosal?

--Patrick


#226

GasBandit

GasBandit



#227

Bowielee

Bowielee

Um... NSFW spoiler


#228

GasBandit

GasBandit

Um... NSFW spoiler
Sorry, for some reason I thought this thread was in the NSFW section.


#229

PatrThom

PatrThom

Sorry, for some reason I thought this thread was in the NSFW section.
Possibly because of the other pictures you posted.
I will tell you right now that asking Google for "dick nipples" may possibly result in a strong thirst for brain bleach.

--Patrick


#230

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Possibly because of the other pictures you posted.
I will tell you right now that asking Google for "dick nipples" may possibly result in a strong thirst for brain bleach.

--Patrick
Pfft, plebian. They ain't dick nipples unless they're shitting dick nipples.


#231

PatrThom

PatrThom

Pfft, plebian. They ain't dick nipples unless they're shitting dick nipples.
I wasn't going to mention those in the non NSFW section.

--Patrick


#232

GasBandit

GasBandit



#233

Celt Z

Celt Z

I wasn't going to mention those in the non NSFW section.

--Patrick
We have a NSFW section? I mean, I've heard it mentioned, but I've never seen it. Not that I've looked all that hard, either.


#234

PatrThom

PatrThom

We have a NSFW section? I mean, I've heard it mentioned, but I've never seen it. Not that I've looked all that hard, either.
Yes. It requires you to opt in in order to view it.

--Patrick


#235

GasBandit

GasBandit

We have a NSFW section? I mean, I've heard it mentioned, but I've never seen it. Not that I've looked all that hard, either.
Halforums. After Dark.

(Not to be confused with Late Nite @ Halforums).


#236

Celt Z

Celt Z

Yes. It requires you to opt in in order to view it.

--Patrick
Ahhh. That explains it.
I think I'm okay remaining blissfully ignorant.


#237

PatrThom

PatrThom

I think I'm okay remaining blissfully ignorant.
Eh, it's a personal choice. I already know my weird-out bar is muuuuuuuch higher than normal.

--Patrick


#238

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ahhh. That explains it.
I think I'm okay remaining blissfully ignorant.
This is probably for the best. It's pretty much just nekkid girls and soul-deadening misanthropy.

You did, however, miss your opportunity to contribute to the "Happy Birthday Gasbandit" thread! (Hint - it had lots of redheads.)


#239

fade

fade

How do I opt me in?


#240

GasBandit

GasBandit

How do I opt me in?
Go to your user profile, last option on the left should be "join user groups" and there should be a checkbox for "NSFW viewer" which will allow you to see the NSFW subforum under the Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy in the forum list.


#241

fade

fade

Wow. That Late Night subforum. That's some heavy stuff, man.


#242

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's pretty much just nekkid girls and soul-deadening misanthropy.
Oh, there's much more than this.
But that does describe the majority of it.

--Patrick


#243

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ok, I don't consider myself to be eye-squeamish in any sense (I routinely touch my own eyeballs with my fingertips to gross out people) but THIS IS TOO FAR. OW YEGH OW OW YEGH



#244

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's no worse than contacts, I guess.
I mean, except for the flagrant lack of sterility.
And the challenge of getting them back off again once they've started to dry to your eyeball.
Also I may or may not have made a GIF of part of this video and then left it running on a 27" monitor before I left for the day.

--Patrick


#245

Bubble181

Bubble181

It's no worse than contacts, I guess.
I mean, except for the flagrant lack of sterility.
And the challenge of getting them back off again once they've started to dry to your eyeball.
Also I may or may not have made a GIF of part of this video and then left it running on a 27" monitor before I left for the day.

--Patrick
I was thinking the same thing - they're just big contacts with a bit of extra weight on them. And nobody says he didn't sterilize them beforehand.


#246

fade

fade

I imagine since the flex in the plastic is greater than contacts, the suction force probably is as well. That's what bothers me.


#247

PatrThom

PatrThom


Yeah, this goes here.

--Patrick


#248

PatrThom

PatrThom


Technically not Japanese...I guess?

--Patrick


#249

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe


Technically not Japanese...I guess?

--Patrick
... is this Sweden does j-pop?


#250

PatrThom

PatrThom

Apparently.

--Patrick


#251

GasBandit

GasBandit



#252

Celt Z

Celt Z

I'm not sure why he'd want to post a photo with your name on the back wall, but okay.


#253

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm not sure why yhe'd want to post a photo with your name on the back wall, but okay.
... maybe it's not his room?

/shudder


#254

PatrThom

PatrThom

Shouldn't there be a pump bottle hidden somewhere in that picture?

--Patrick


#255

GasBandit

GasBandit

Uh... ok, thanks for the tips, kiddo.



#256

Bubble181

Bubble181

Uh... ok, thanks for the tips, kiddo.

Hoenstly, there are semi-professional YouTube commentors/reviewers/LetsPlayers who give as muich useful information and sound as annoying/are as hard to understand. yes, it's a rubbish video, but my 12 year old self wouldn't have done much better.


#257

GasBandit

GasBandit

Welp, no more sleep for me.



#258

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Presented without further comment:



#259

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I mean, at least the dachshund barking at nothing part is accurate.


#260

Amy

Amy

Welp, no more sleep for me.

what a great piece. I should buy it, and then burn it.


#261

PatrThom

PatrThom

what a great piece. I should buy it, and then burn it.
It's not the first time she (it?) has shown up around here.
First time in such a lengthy video, though.

--Patrick


#262

fade

fade

Welp, no more sleep for me.



#263

PatrThom

PatrThom

That's an episode of "Diagnosis: Murder" I never saw.

--Patrick


#264

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart



#265

GasBandit

GasBandit

Classic![DOUBLEPOST=1438921213,1438921110][/DOUBLEPOST]Other classic versions are, I was robbed by two men, and take what you want and go.


#266

GasBandit

GasBandit

slightly nsfw


#267

Terrik

Terrik

Uhm


#268

GasBandit

GasBandit

You should see the shit I decide NOT to put here.


#269

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I posted that whole video around here somewhere.


#270

Terrik

Terrik

You should see the shit I decide NOT to put here.
What murky depths of the internet do you sail?


#271

GasBandit

GasBandit

What murky depths of the internet do you sail?
I dive the deep trenches of Imgur in my trusty User Sub.


#272

PatrThom

PatrThom

What murky depths of the internet do you sail?
A land carpeted in Funyuns, butter, and hair.

--Patrick


#273

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

What murky depths of the internet do you sail?
Youtube.



#274

PatrThom

PatrThom



#275

Bowielee

Bowielee

I don't know how that video did it, but it led me to a marathon of Die Antwoord videos....

I've been out of the loop of current music, so they may have been huge in the last few years and I never noticed.



I don't know how to react to this. It's a constant barrage of ugly meshed together with beautiful in both visuals and sound.


#276

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The videos end up pretty interesting but the music makes me want to take sandpaper to my eardrums.


#277

tegid

tegid

This video by them went viral a few years ago



Also they are the more or less the main characters in Chappie (the movie by the director of District 9).

(I haven't been able to watch any of their videos to the end. Didn't even make it 2 minutes in)


#278

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

This video by them went viral a few years ago



Also they are the more or less the main characters in Chappie (the movie by the director of District 9).

(I haven't been able to watch any of their videos to the end. Didn't even make it 2 minutes in)
It took me awhile to realize they were speaking english.[DOUBLEPOST=1439319327,1439318878][/DOUBLEPOST]
I don't know how that video did it, but it led me to a marathon of Die Antwoord videos....

I've been out of the loop of current music, so they may have been huge in the last few years and I never noticed.



I don't know how to react to this. It's a constant barrage of ugly meshed together with beautiful in both visuals and sound.
Marilyn Manson outta nowhere!


#279

fade

fade

It's like Hitler's dream family.


#280

Bowielee

Bowielee

It took me awhile to realize they were speaking english.[DOUBLEPOST=1439319327,1439318878][/DOUBLEPOST]

Marilyn Manson outta nowhere!
And Flea


#281

Bubble181

Bubble181

It's not English the whole time - parts are in Afrikaans ;)


#282

GasBandit

GasBandit

This is slowly becoming the the Die Antwoord thread...

I Fink You Freaky matches up disturbingly well with Teletubbies.



#283

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yeah, OK the Internet isn't the only place for bizarre and weird things.


(edited to replace dead link)

--Patrick


#284

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Knock knock!



#285

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I have no words...


#286

GasBandit

GasBandit



#287

Celt Z

Celt Z

I'm not sure I like the direction they're taking the 5th Shrek movie.
Can't be any worse than 3 or 4.


#288

GasBandit

GasBandit



#289

Bowielee

Bowielee

He looks like Lars Ulrich from the old Camp Chaos cartoons.

nap.jpg


#290

GasBandit

GasBandit



#291

PatrThom

PatrThom

That's a spectacularly noodly noodle persoon.

--Patrick


#292

Bowielee

Bowielee

That's some serious body dysmorphia going on right there.


#293

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

That's some serious body dysmorphia going on right there.
... how so?


#294

Bowielee

Bowielee

... how so?
Arms aren't meant to be concave.


#295

GasBandit

GasBandit

So you guys like Rick and Morty? Let's go back in time 7 years. This was uploaded to youtube in 2008. SO VERY NSFW



#296

GasBandit

GasBandit



#297

PatrThom

PatrThom

Alcohol may have been a factor.

--Patrick


#298

Bowielee

Bowielee



#299

GasBandit

GasBandit



#300

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Am... am I gonna die in seven days now?


#301

GasBandit

GasBandit



#302

GasBandit

GasBandit



#303

GasBandit

GasBandit



#304

PatrThom

PatrThom

I wish I knew enough about video editing to do stuff like that.

...cuz I totally would.

--Patrick


#305

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster



#306

GasBandit

GasBandit

That video made my teeth go grey.


#307

GasBandit

GasBandit



#308

PatrThom

PatrThom

I think a spoiler would be nice.
Dangit, I can't remember the name of the series, except that it reminded me of Lupin somehow.

--Patrick


#309

fade

fade

Just in time for No-Bra day.


#310

Bubble181

Bubble181

And that doesn't require a NSFW tag? :p


#311

GasBandit

GasBandit

You fuckers know what you're getting into in this thread.


#312

PatrThom

PatrThom

You fuckers know what you're getting into in this thread.
...stuff we've already seen elsewhere?
(well, mostly)

--Patrick


#313

PatrThom

PatrThom

MEOW

...which spawned the following:


--Patrick


#314

GasBandit

GasBandit

WTF



#315

PatrThom

PatrThom

#AllTheWayThrough

...yes, it's actually a fetish*.

--Patrick
*But really, what isn't?


#316

GasBandit

GasBandit

#AllTheWayThrough

...yes, it's actually a fetish*.

--Patrick
*But really, what isn't?
Oh, I've seen All The Way Through porn before, no mistake... just never live action/practical effects, and also usually with... how would you say... "lower gauge" conduit?


#317

PatrThom

PatrThom

"lower gauge" conduit?
Well, it'd have to be, lest the model choke to death.

--Patrick


#318

GasBandit

GasBandit

Well, it'd have to be, lest the model choke to death.

--Patrick
I don't think that sort of realism is a priority in these cases. I mean, really, ANY sort of intrusion of this nature over a centimeter or so in thickness would probably cause problems, and also set off that gag reflex and not let go.


#319

PatrThom

PatrThom

ANY sort of intrusion of this nature over a centimeter or so in thickness would probably cause problems
Could probably alleviate that with simultaneous intubation, but I'm thinking it's enough of a niche product that the revenue from any "authentic" production wouldn't even cover the cost(s) of hiring a sufficiently competent medical staff necessary to pull off something like that.

Heh. Look at us, weirding out our fellow forumites with idle musings.

--Patrick


#320

GasBandit

GasBandit

Could probably alleviate that with simultaneous intubation, but I'm thinking it's enough of a niche product that the revenue from any "authentic" production wouldn't even cover the cost(s) of hiring a sufficiently competent medical staff necessary to pull off something like that.

Heh. Look at us, weirding out our fellow forumites with idle musings.

--Patrick
Well, it wouldn't be fair to just leave it to their imaginations. So here's a bit of NSFW from 5 or 6 years ago!





#321

PatrThom

PatrThom

Huh. I opened the spoiler expecting you to have posted Lemmiwinks.
I guess I was wrong.
--Patrick


#322

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Well, it wouldn't be fair to just leave it to their imaginations. So here's a bit of NSFW from 5 or 6 years ago!



I have the weirdest boner right now...


#323

GasBandit

GasBandit

I have the most easily explained boner right now...
FTFY


#324

GasBandit

GasBandit

I try not to post too much "People of Walmart" stuff here, but sometimes something is just over so many different lines all at once...



#325

Terrik

Terrik

0_o


#326

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Go Navy?[DOUBLEPOST=1446500608,1446500575][/DOUBLEPOST]Alternatively "Man, it sure does get lonely on those ships"


#327

GasBandit

GasBandit

The thing that put it over the edge of "beyond the pale" for me was that the doll's facial structure is decidedly childish.


#328

drifter

drifter

In an alternate universe, Gabe Newell goes shopping for neon accoutrements.


#329

PatrThom

PatrThom



--Patrick


#330

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul



--Patrick
apparently this is true.


#331

PatrThom

PatrThom

apparently this is true.
I know, right?

--Patrick


#332

GasBandit

GasBandit



#333

Dave

Dave



#334

bhamv3

bhamv3

Hello, welcome to the Taipei MRT system. Please mind the Dark Lord of the Sith. We hope you have a pleasant journey.



#335

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yes, but what is Isabella Rossellini saying?

--Patrick


#336

Bowielee

Bowielee

Yes, but what is Isabella Rossellini saying?

--Patrick


#337

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yes, but I wasn't going to watch it at work, now was I?

--Patrick


#338

Bowielee

Bowielee

Yes, but I wasn't going to watch it at work, now was I?

--Patrick
Actually, the gif without context is far dirtier than the actual video.


#339

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

We rule 34'd thalidomide at work today.


#340

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

For full wtf, turn on captions.


#341

PatrThom

PatrThom

I like the idea that someone had to translate them all into a language where the names would be even longer.
I imagine that the auto-subtitles have just as much trouble with the actual lyrics.

--Patrick


#342

GasBandit

GasBandit



#343

PatrThom

PatrThom

Needs more Mickey.

--Patrick


#344

figmentPez

figmentPez

Thomas the Spider Tank????? Someone please to be translating.











Found on Tumblr


#345

Terrik

Terrik

Clearly a 40K Defiler


#346

GasBandit

GasBandit

The top one says, according to my google translate app on my phone, "Multi-legged institutions tanks Thomas completed Topham Mad Sir manipulate slaughter machine source is modified by Topham Sir obsessed to madness lost everything in end war in artificial intelligence-mounted and it was a gas good locomotive of the month death ray, brain miso dissolved radio waves was, it will attack such as flame radiation."

The bottom one:
"And radio control of Combat Creatures, you can move and rotation Heather irradiation or the like by the remote control operation that was remodeled based on the toys of Thomas the Tank Engine laser output is possible to ignite the match or by dividing the black balloons because about 300mW month E over Les"


So, my guess at interpreting googlish is, Thomas the Spiderbot was constructed by Sir Topham Hat after losing his mind when "the war" devastated everything. The spider tank has AI, a death ray, radio control, and... a flame thrower maybe? In any case, it is actually a functioning remote control toy with a 300mW laser attachment which is strong enough to light a match or pop a black balloon.


#347

Celt Z

Celt Z

Oh, good. Just when you think Thomas can't get any more creepy...


#348

GasBandit

GasBandit

Oh, good. Just when you think Thomas can't get any more creepy...
Just be glad it doesn't have tentacles.


#349

PatrThom

PatrThom

Just be glad it doesn't have tentacles.
Hey, hey. Don't be pushing the envelope of Rule 34 like that.

--Patrick


#350

GasBandit

GasBandit

[DOUBLEPOST=1450603018,1450602755][/DOUBLEPOST]Also - ovipositor dildo with egglaying action.







#351

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

No way I can follow that, but I'm posting this thing I reblogged from @Denbrought anyway...


#352

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yay for macroglossia!
Also - ovipositor dildo with egglaying action.
There are models that allow multiple eggs, too.
To each their own, I guess.

--Patrick


#353

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

[DOUBLEPOST=1450603018,1450602755][/DOUBLEPOST]Also - ovipositor dildo with egglaying action.





That's crazy, who would... I mean... What... No one...

*quietly saves those videos for later*


#354

Denbrought

Denbrought

No way I can follow that, but I'm posting this thing I reblogged from @Denbrought anyway...
Thomas the Tank Engine remixes are life



#355

PatrThom

PatrThom

Our son has watched Thomas, which means my wife has watched Thomas.
She recently was looking for something to keep our son occupied and discovered Thomas was originally from another program, Shining Time Station, so she played some of those older (non-CGI) shows for him.
She told me later, "I didn't realize they weren't CGI. The engines in that show were so creepy!"

--Patrick


#356

Celt Z

Celt Z

Our son has watched Thomas, which means my wife has watched Thomas.
She recently was looking for something to keep our son occupied and discovered Thomas was originally from another program, Shining Time Station, so she played some of those older (non-CGI) shows for him.
She told me later, "I didn't realize they weren't CGI. The engines in that show were so creepy!"

--Patrick
Oh man, when only the eyes moved and occasionally they'd change out the faces? Creepy AF. I'm very glad Li'l Z isn't as into Thomas as he used to be.


#357

Denbrought

Denbrought

Oh man, when only the eyes moved and occasionally they'd change out the faces? Creepy AF. I'm very glad Li'l Z isn't as into Thomas as he used to be.
This clip from the show has always felt very creepy in particular.



#358

PatrThom

PatrThom

It wasn't really creepy ... until the last sentence.

--Patrick


#359

GasBandit

GasBandit



Brushie Brushie.


#360

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



Brushie Brushie.
Man, Japan will do anything to get around censorship laws.

Also, great, now I'm turned on by teeth brushing. As if I need another weird fetish.


#361

PatrThom

PatrThom

I love seeing it when they put all that extra effort into animation that isn't used for anything important (the ECU on the bristles, for instance). It strikes me as very comical.

--Patrick


#362

GasBandit

GasBandit



#363

PatrThom

PatrThom

I've read the graphic novel adaptation (from this compilation), but I still haven't seen any of the movies.

--Patrick


#364

Denbrought

Denbrought

Gachimuchi Remixes are a beautiful audiovisual genre (see all the videos linked in Youtube's sidebar).



#365

GasBandit

GasBandit



#366

Terrik

Terrik


I swear I disposed of mine properly


#367

GasBandit

GasBandit

I swear I disposed of mine properly
OKSANAAAAA!



#368

figmentPez

figmentPez



#369

PatrThom

PatrThom


That's a lot of putty.

--Patrick


#370

fade

fade


That's a lot of putty.

--Patrick
That looks like a dumb way to die.


#371

PatrThom

PatrThom

That looks like a dumb way to die.
Someone will have to add it to the list.

--Patrick


#372

GasBandit

GasBandit



Sometimes the stuff that comes up on my Google image searches, I swear.


#373

PatrThom

PatrThom

Can't tell if brass or licorice.

--Patrick


#374

GasBandit

GasBandit

Can't tell if brass or licorice.

--Patrick
Brass, according to the blog post it came from.


#375

fade

fade

Piss-tol?
Kentucky schlong rifle?
Pee shooter?


#376

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Glock Cock?


#377

drifter

drifter

Bushmaster
Heckler Cock

Or Browning, if you're into that.


#378

PatrThom

PatrThom

S&M Model 69?

--Patrick


#379

fade

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Weiner PPK?
Pocket rocket launcher?[DOUBLEPOST=1453418277,1453417770][/DOUBLEPOST]You can only shoot it twice a day. Maybe three if you take a week off.


#380

Bubble181

Bubble181

You can only shoot it twice a day. Maybe three if you take a week off.
....You're not 16 anymore, are you? I'm sure I'm not, either, but still :p


#381

figmentPez

figmentPez

Weiner PPK?
Hehehe, you said PeePee


#382

PatrThom

PatrThom

I tried to find the image of Jesse Custer yelling, "Back in the holster, Fucker!" but couldn't (without scanning it myself, that is).
You'll just have to imagine it.

--Patrick


#383

GasBandit

GasBandit

[DOUBLEPOST=1454297560,1454297547][/DOUBLEPOST]


#384

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm going to imagine both of these pictures as the two sides of a Chatroulette call.

--Patrick


#385

LordRendar

LordRendar

I think that last used to be an swiss anime blogger named Melonpan. He trolled the people in Vieanna, carrying his pillows on the public tram and into biker bars.


#386

GasBandit

GasBandit



#387

Denbrought

Denbrought

Casual NSFW reminder that we are inexorably heading into the Transmetropolitan world line.



We defeated SERN, but at what cost?


#388

PatrThom

PatrThom

Casual NSFW reminder that we are inexorably heading into the Transmetropolitan world line.



We defeated SERN, but at what cost?


Indeed.

--Patrick


#389

PatrThom

PatrThom


I'd hate to see the view from the camera behind him.

--Patrick


#390

GasBandit

GasBandit



#391

GasBandit

GasBandit



#392

PatrThom

PatrThom

That looks familiar.
Also, thanks so much for putting the tune back in my head.

--Patrick


#393

GasBandit

GasBandit

/facepalm


#394

GasBandit

GasBandit



#395

Terrik

Terrik

That was fucking awesome.


#396

PatrThom

PatrThom

Jaime R. has a long career to look forward to in Anime.

--Patrick


#397

GasBandit

GasBandit



#398

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Well, I suppose that's one way to bone someone.


#399

Denbrought

Denbrought

I swear, you can't escape the Undertale porn no matter where you go.


#400

PatrThom

PatrThom

I swear, you can't escape the Undertale porn no matter where you go.
Dude, you have no idea.
Or maybe you do...I won't judge.

--Patrick


#401

PatrThom

PatrThom



--Patrick


#402

Celt Z

Celt Z

He doesn't build a Lucy Liu-bot first? -10 nerd points!


#403

PatrThom

PatrThom

Maybe he's not a Futurama fan.

--Patrick


#404

Celt Z

Celt Z

Then -50 nerd points!


#405

GasBandit

GasBandit

I dunno what the hell I've been looking at on youtube that THIS is my top recommended video. All I've watched today is Splatterhouse playthroughs.



It was a tough decision whether to put it here, or in the "reprehensible" thread. But since it's on youtube, I guess it can't be THAT bad, can it?


#406

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I dunno what the hell I've been looking at on youtube that THIS is my top recommended video. All I've watched today is Splatterhouse playthroughs.



It was a tough decision whether to put it here, or in the "reprehensible" thread. But since it's on youtube, I guess it can't be THAT bad, can it?
Why are her clothes so flimsy?


#407

GasBandit

GasBandit

Why are her clothes so flimsy?
It kinda reminds me of Battle Raper.

Without, y'know... the rape.

I hope.


#408

figmentPez

figmentPez



#409

GasBandit

GasBandit



#410

Denbrought

Denbrought

Brad Neely (Adult Swim's China, IL) has a new show, coming out this summer. Looks promising.



#411

GasBandit

GasBandit



#412

PatrThom

PatrThom

Geez I remember that commercial.
It's just "Guess Who?" but with batteries.

--Patrick


#413

GasBandit

GasBandit

What "normal people" think you mean when you tell them you like anime.



#414

Denbrought

Denbrought

What "normal people" think you mean when you tell them you like anime.

Dat feel when you recognize Nisemididoronokai's art at a glance...


#415

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

It kinda reminds me of Battle Raper.

Without, y'know... the rape.

I hope.
Senran Kagura is a series built purely on ecchi fanservice. Lots of jiggles and underwear, but that's about it.


#416

PatrThom

PatrThom

I always wondered where all the little .GIFs came from.

--Patrick


#417

GasBandit

GasBandit



#418

fade

fade

Whoa. That's pretty cool!


#419

PatrThom

PatrThom

China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
This was a thing? @bhamv3 why have you been holding out on us?

--Patrick


#420

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
This was a thing? @bhamv3 why have you been holding out on us?

--Patrick
Dude, @Celt Z has been telling us about the benefits of erotic banana eating for years now! :p


#421

bhamv3

bhamv3

China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
This was a thing? @bhamv3 why have you been holding out on us?

--Patrick
I once set up a live stream of me eating a banana, with donations enabled.

First session, no viewers.

Second session, someone donated five dollars for me to stop.


#422

PatrThom

PatrThom

I once set up a live stream of me eating a banana, with donations enabled.

First session, no viewers.

Second session, someone donated five dollars for me to stop.
banana.gif

You know, an ISP with a faster upload speed will get you more frames per second.

--Patrick


#423

Celt Z

Celt Z

I once set up a live stream of me eating a banana, with donations enabled.

First session, no viewers.

Second session, someone donated five dollars for me to stop.
Wait, I've been doing this for free all this time?!? Someone get me a Paypal and a live feed, stat!


#424

GasBandit

GasBandit



#425

Denbrought

Denbrought

Yet again, /r/DeepIntoYouTube strikes gold:



#426

PatrThom

PatrThom

Can't see that poster frame without also seeing the imgur 404 page.

--Patrick


#427

GasBandit

GasBandit



#428

GasBandit

GasBandit

Hello, ladies.



#429

GasBandit

GasBandit



#430

PatrThom

PatrThom

Want sound.

--Patrick


#431

fade

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Wat.


#432

PatrThom

PatrThom

This is supposed to sell cars?

Why would anyone want to buy a car where you can turn the temperature up that high?

--Patrick


#433

Denbrought

Denbrought

This is supposed to sell cars?

Why would anyone want to buy a car where you can turn the temperature up that high?

--Patrick
So you can get baked, obviously.


#434

GasBandit

GasBandit

I think I posted a different picture of this sort of thing in the misanthropy thread, but here, have it too, you non-NSFW subscribers.



#435

GasBandit

GasBandit



#436

GasBandit

GasBandit

Considered putting this in my political thread, but nawp, NAWP, this goes here.



#437

PatrThom

PatrThom

As Japanese stuff goes, it's pretty tame.

--Patrick


#438

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Hey, this thread is supposed to be bizarre, not arousing.


#439

PatrThom

PatrThom

Hey, this thread is supposed to be bizarre, not arousing.
Different hauls for different molls.

--Patrick


#440

GasBandit

GasBandit



#441

fade

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What a dickhead.


#442

GasBandit

GasBandit

What a dickhead.
At least he wears a jimmy hat.


#443

fade

fade

Reminds me of that movie The Vindicator when he takes his mask off.


#444

GasBandit

GasBandit

What the fizzidy-uck.



#445

fade

fade

That's some nightmare fuel right there.


#446

Celt Z

Celt Z

See what happens when you don't wear protection with your sex robot?


#447

GasBandit

GasBandit



#448

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

What the fizzidy-uck.

Why did you program me to feel paaaaain?!


#449

Celt Z

Celt Z

Baratheon sex rituals are really what drove Cersi to sleep with her brother.


#450

GasBandit

GasBandit

Baratheon sex rituals are really what drove Cersi to sleep with her brother.
She was already leaning that way, but the crazy shower escapades really hammered it home.


#451

Celt Z

Celt Z

She was already leaning that way, but the crazy shower escapades really hammered it home.
I guess the buck stops here.[DOUBLEPOST=1466642867,1466642763][/DOUBLEPOST]Is it better to go stag or with your nearest and deerest?


#452

GasBandit

GasBandit

I guess the buck stops here.[DOUBLEPOST=1466642867,1466642763][/DOUBLEPOST]Is it better to go stag or with your nearest and deerest?
Depends on how horny you are. Personally, I don't see the problem getting all that white tail, if you're rolling in the doe.


#453

Celt Z

Celt Z

Depends on how horny you are. Personally, I don't see the problem getting all that white tail, if you're rolling in the doe.
If someone is going to fawn all over you, I guess you'd best hoof it over there and be showered with affection.


(I think I've got it out of my system.)


#454

PatrThom

PatrThom

If someone is going to fawn all over you, I guess you'd best hoof it over there and be showered with affection.
(I think I've got it out of my system.)
Don't make me come over there.

--Patrick


#455

GasBandit

GasBandit

If someone is going to fawn all over you, I guess you'd best hoof it over there and be showered with affection.


(I think I've got it out of my system.)
That's good, I'd hate you to get stuck in a rut. Puns like that are hard to bleat. Best to stay on rack.


#456

Telephius

Telephius

I begin to reply, but these puns make me like a deer caught in headlights.


#457

GasBandit

GasBandit

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...



#458

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yet somehow not less Hideo-esque.
I'm sure I've seen that website.

--Patrick


#459

PatrThom

PatrThom


"trends"
I was going to explain why she is doing what she's doing, but she goes over that at the beginning.

--Patrick


#460

Denbrought

Denbrought



#461

GasBandit

GasBandit

It was a hard call whether this goes here or in the Misanthropy thread...



#462

PatrThom

PatrThom

"Judge me by my size, do you?"

--Patrick


#463

GasBandit

GasBandit

HELLO LADIES



#464

PatrThom

PatrThom

Still don't know what movie that's from.
But I still see it pop up from time to time.

--Patrick


#465

GasBandit

GasBandit

Still don't know what movie that's from.
But I still see it pop up from time to time.

--Patrick
Tromeo and Juliet.


#466

drifter

drifter

FYI to anyone who might be interested, Troma put all(?) of their movies on Youtube.
(Toxic Avenger series is uploaded, but doesn't seem to be in the linked playlist).


#467

fade

fade

Insert the entirety of Imgur here today. Apparently it's the annual vote up weird stuff day.


#468

PatrThom

PatrThom

Yeah, I couldn't figure out what was up with it either until someone blatantly said it in their comments.

--Patrick


#469

figmentPez

figmentPez



What flavor is Swedish fish anyway?


#470

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe



What flavor is Swedish fish anyway?
They're like gummy bears without the fruit flavoring.


#471

Celt Z

Celt Z

Kinda like cherry cough syrup. But Swedish Fish are more about the texture, so if you take that away, what the heck is in the filling?


#472

PatrThom

PatrThom

They'll never tell.
But I gotta go with the folks who say they taste faintly of lingonberry.

--Patrick


#473

PatrThom

PatrThom


She don't want it
No she don't want it

--Patrick


#474

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe


She don't want it
No she don't want it

--Patrick
The way she drops the consonant sound on don't makes it sound like she's elongating the I, so it sounds like she's saying "I wanna see yo penis"


#475

PatrThom

PatrThom

I think we can both agree that she could benefit from some more vocal training.

--Patrick


#476

strawman

strawman

The way she drops the consonant sound on don't makes it sound like she's elongating the I, so it sounds like she's saying "I wanna see yo penis"
Perhaps that's intentional.


#477

PatrThom

PatrThom

Perhaps that's intentional.
Doubtful, going by her facial expressions.

--Patrick


#478

PatrThom

PatrThom

Ever wonder what "Weapon of Choice" would look like if it starred a female lead and was about perfume?


--Patrick


#479

figmentPez

figmentPez



Boob jiggle.... on freaking plate mail armor. WUT?


#480

GasBandit

GasBandit



Boob jiggle.... on freaking plate mail armor. WUT?
Watch the armpits... the entire curiass is moving up and down because of the weight of the boobage.


#481

PatrThom

PatrThom

Was gonna say. Look carefully, it's not deforming the breastplate, only moving it.

--Patrick


#482

Dei

Dei

That just means it's poorly fitted and not doing its job.


#483

GasBandit

GasBandit



#484

GasBandit

GasBandit

RURUUUUUUSHU

RURUSHU.gif


#485

PatrThom

PatrThom


Starring the woman of @Jay's dreams.
EDIT: Updated to fix broken link.

--Patrick


#486

Bubble181

Bubble181


Starring the woman of @Jay's dreams.

--Patrick
A private video? Classy, Patrick.


#487

PatrThom

PatrThom

A private video? Classy, Patrick.
I sent it to Kati. She said the link didn't work. I thought, "Oh well, must be something with her system."
Guess that wasn't it.
Fortunately someone was nice enough to post it at YouTube.
That someone was Vevo, so whatever, but there you go. The post has been updated.

--Patrick


#488

GasBandit

GasBandit



:Leyla:


#489

Jay

Jay


Starring the woman of @Jay's dreams.
EDIT: Updated to fix broken link.

--Patrick
428.gif


#490

GasBandit

GasBandit



'Member pooping back and forth forever?




#491

PatrThom

PatrThom


Handy if you ever accidentally eat a kilo of carrots, or 4 pounds of dog food.

--Patrick


#492

Bubble181

Bubble181

You'd think "half a roll of toilet paper crumpled and balled up, along with 2 pounds of lightly-blended burrito content" would make for a better simile.


#493

figmentPez

figmentPez


Handy if you ever accidentally eat a kilo of carrots, or 4 pounds of dog food.
Obviously that is the toilet for competitive eaters, but can it handle 240 pounds of mercury?



#494

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler


Handy if you ever accidentally eat a kilo of carrots, or 4 pounds of dog food.

--Patrick
None of those things are really morphable. Throw a cake in there, and I'll be impressed. :D


#495

PatrThom

PatrThom

Obviously that is the toilet for competitive eaters, but can it handle 240 pounds of mercury?

I'm FAR more interested where he gets the raw materials.
And the money to buy them.

Happy to see him wearing gloves near the end. You do NOT fuck with mercuric compounds.

--Patrick


#496

fade

fade

Where does someone get 240 lbs of mercury? Isn't that stuff a controlled material?

EDIT: oops, I see PatrThom already said it.


#497

GasBandit

GasBandit

Happy to see him wearing gloves near the end. You do NOT fuck with mercuric compounds.

--Patrick
I'm astonished Ristay is alive.


#498

PatrThom

PatrThom

Elemental mercury is quite entertaining.
However, since it is eliminated from the body soooooo slooooowly, getting any of it into your body (through respiration, injection, or absorption*) means that it takes a long time to get out (if it ever does).
It's been >30 yrs for me, and I still haven't seen any symptoms (that I know of). And I didn't just handle the stuff, I was actively amalgamating it with other things (before I knew how dangerous it was). Anecdotal, I know. Also lucky.

--Patrick
*difficult for elemental mercury, but a lot easier once it gets combined with other stuff.


#499

figmentPez

figmentPez

I'm FAR more interested where he gets the raw materials.
And the money to buy them.

Happy to see him wearing gloves near the end. You do NOT fuck with mercuric compounds.

--Patrick
Where does someone get 240 lbs of mercury? Isn't that stuff a controlled material?

EDIT: oops, I see PatrThom already said it.
If I'm not mistaken, his grandfather had a cinnabar (mercury sulfide) mine on the property his family still has a farm on. A lot of the equipment from that is still around, and sees use in some of his videos.


#500

GasBandit

GasBandit

Quality merchandise at prices you can afford!



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