The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[Telephius]

I begin to reply, but these puns make me like a deer caught in headlights.

 

[GasBandit]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

 

[PatrThom]

Yet somehow not less Hideo-esque.
I'm sure I've seen that website.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

"trends"
I was going to explain why she is doing what she's doing, but she goes over that at the beginning.

--Patrick

 

[Denbrought]

 

[GasBandit]

It was a hard call whether this goes here or in the Misanthropy thread...

 

[PatrThom]

"Judge me by my size, do you?"

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

HELLO LADIES

 

[PatrThom]

Still don't know what movie that's from.
But I still see it pop up from time to time.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Still don't know what movie that's from.
But I still see it pop up from time to time.

--Patrick

Tromeo and Juliet.

 

[drifter]

FYI to anyone who might be interested, Troma put all(?) of their movies on Youtube.
(Toxic Avenger series is uploaded, but doesn't seem to be in the linked playlist).

 

[fade]

Insert the entirety of Imgur here today. Apparently it's the annual vote up weird stuff day.

 

[PatrThom]

Yeah, I couldn't figure out what was up with it either until someone blatantly said it in their comments.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

What flavor is Swedish fish anyway?

 

[Ravenpoe]

What flavor is Swedish fish anyway?

They're like gummy bears without the fruit flavoring.

 

[Celt Z]

Kinda like cherry cough syrup. But Swedish Fish are more about the texture, so if you take that away, what the heck is in the filling?

 

[PatrThom]

They'll never tell.
But I gotta go with the folks who say they taste faintly of lingonberry.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

She don't want it
No she don't want it

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

She don't want it
No she don't want it

--Patrick

The way she drops the consonant sound on don't makes it sound like she's elongating the I, so it sounds like she's saying "I wanna see yo penis"

 

[PatrThom]

I think we can both agree that she could benefit from some more vocal training.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

The way she drops the consonant sound on don't makes it sound like she's elongating the I, so it sounds like she's saying "I wanna see yo penis"

Perhaps that's intentional.

 

[PatrThom]

Perhaps that's intentional.

Doubtful, going by her facial expressions.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Ever wonder what "Weapon of Choice" would look like if it starred a female lead and was about perfume?


--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Boob jiggle.... on freaking plate mail armor. WUT?

 

[GasBandit]

Boob jiggle.... on freaking plate mail armor. WUT?

Watch the armpits... the entire curiass is moving up and down because of the weight of the boobage.

 

[PatrThom]

Was gonna say. Look carefully, it's not deforming the breastplate, only moving it.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

That just means it's poorly fitted and not doing its job.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

RURUUUUUUSHU

 

[PatrThom]

Starring the woman of @Jay's dreams.
EDIT: Updated to fix broken link.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Starring the woman of @Jay's dreams.

--Patrick

A private video? Classy, Patrick.

 

[PatrThom]

A private video? Classy, Patrick.

I sent it to Kati. She said the link didn't work. I thought, "Oh well, must be something with her system."
Guess that wasn't it.
Fortunately someone was nice enough to post it at YouTube.
That someone was Vevo, so whatever, but there you go. The post has been updated.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Jay]

Starring the woman of @Jay's dreams.
EDIT: Updated to fix broken link.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

'Member pooping back and forth forever?