2016: the year of the sex robot?

[Dave]

Don't say "cum".

 

[GasBandit]

So what you're saying is that you want a harem-cum-maid-team of highly specialized single-purpose anthropomorphic appliances?

You know, I think there'd be an anime series in that.

 

[Denbrought]

Don't say "cum".

You know, I think there'd be an anime series in that.

Guess we're ahead of Japan for once? Maybe you should make that your next project, after Halforums Academy 2 is complete

 

[Bubble181]

So what you're saying is that you want a harem-cum-maid-team of highly specialized single-purpose anthropomorphic appliances?

I dunno, the maid and cook part doesn't have to be anthropomorphized for me.

 

[Cajungal]

Why not just make a Roomba or a microwave with a fuck- hole drilled in somewhere? Then just buy a wig. Much cheaper.

 

[Gruebeard]

There must be a thousand reasons why not, although all that my mind can come up with is "No"

 

[GasBandit]

Why not just make a Roomba ... with a fuck- hole drilled in somewhere?

Roombas are wily little shits. If I wanted to have to chase my 'tang down across the house, I might as well get an actual woman. It's about convenience!

 

[Gruebeard]

Roombas are wily little shits.

Okay, a thousand and one reasons.

 

[PatrThom]

I'd respond, but I'm not certain how.

Anonymously.

You know, I think there'd be an anime series in that.

We already have one about Windows operating systems, so why not?

--Patrick

 

[Cajungal]

Roombas are wily little shits. If I wanted to have to chase my 'tang down across the house, I might as well get an actual woman. It's about convenience!

I thought men loved the thrill of the chase.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

I thought men loved the thrill of the chase.

Yeah, hollywood will tell you that. But it'll also tell you that persistence always gets the girl. Always. NEVER STOP. EVER. PERSISTENCE. ALWAYS. GETS. THE GIRL. So keep bothering her until she finally falls in love with you!

 

[PatrThom]

keep bothering her until she finally falls in love with you!

Thanks, Hollywood!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Well, so far, the first half of the "Year of the Sex Robot" has been a raging disappointment.

 

[PatrThom]

Well, so far, the first half of the "Year of the Sex Robot" has been a raging disappointment.

"raging"

--Patrick

 

[Null]

I tell you, the more time goes by, the more I think about it, the more a sexbot seems a sound investment. Can't get it pregnant, no baggage, no diseases, no in-laws, no vengeful exes, cheating isn't an issue, the above reasons, etc.

Well then what's the point?

 

[Denbrought]

VR does show some promise, as demonstrated by meidocafe today.

 

[Null]

There are no words.

 

[PatrThom]

There are no words.

Nope.
Just a lot of cries and grunting.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Wow, this is some pathetic shit, japan. where would someone even buy this crap and for how much? i mean, is delivery even included? come on!

 

[Null]

I can only imagine that for the cost, you could hire at least a few prostitutes.

 

[Denbrought]

I can only imagine that for the cost, you could hire at least a few prostitutes.

Why do you perverts insist on bringing meatspacers into people's 2D laifu?

 

[GasBandit]

"There's no 2D waifus that would ever let me down!" - Ronan M, Halforums Academy 2

 

[Null]

"There's no 2D waifus that would ever let me down!" - Ronan M, Halforums Academy 2

Thus the difference between anime and reality.

 

[GasBandit]

Thus the difference between anime and reality.

There are multiple interpretations to this sentence.

 

[Null]

Ambiguity succeeds where honesty dares not tread.

 

[GasBandit]

AAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Ravenpoe]

AAAAAAAAAA!

Ok, who forgot to pen their dickbot?

 

[fade]

AAAAAAAAAA!

For all the ladies out there...

 

[Gruebeard]

For all the ladies out there...

But only 3 at a time. So for all the ladies out there that don't mind waiting in line.

 

[GasBandit]

But only 3 at a time. So for all the ladies out there that don't mind waiting in line.

Or one REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC lady.

 

[Dei]

Replace at least one dick with a mouth, and then I'll be impressed.

 

[GasBandit]

Replace at least one dick with a mouth, and then I'll be impressed.

3 holes, 3 dicks. Requirements met.

 

[PatrThom]

Replace at least one dick with a mouth, and then I'll be impressed.

Why not all three?

--Patrick

 

[Null]

AAAAAAAAAA!

"In other news, Neill Blomkamp surprisingly made his adult film directorial debut..."