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2016: the year of the sex robot?

Jan 7, 2016#1

GasBandit

While I was driving home tonight, I heard an interesting story on talk radio. Apparently there are articles floating around that are saying that 2016 will be the year that the sex robot becomes a thing in the US.

At first, I had the same reaction that probably many of you had - "ha ha yeah, perverts are perverts after all, and body pillows and realdolls are a thing, so this is next I guess," but the longer I listened to the host and her guest (also female) talk about the subject favorably, the more it caused me to consider there might be more to it than just icky people doing icky things.

We're not just talking dolls with vibrators/sheaths/dildoes/realistic pliable anuses/etc, we're talking realistically moving constructs with artificial intelligence. Potential AI companions, lovers, perhaps even relationship partners.

Besides combatting loneliness and reducing the spread of STDs, they could in time help effect societal change in reducing the cultural pressure to have sex because you're "supposed" to, especially in young people. It can be a healthy thing, apparently. It could help fight teen pregnancy.

When I got home, I tried to find the article in question, but I wasn't really able to. I found a few ones in a similar vein.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/07/sex-robots-could-be-biggest-tech-trend-of-2016-5606545/

http://www.unilad.co.uk/sex/would-you-sleep-with-any-of-these-creepy-realistic-sex-robots/

http://motherboard.vice.com/en_ca/read/hot-robots-wont-end-sex

So what do you folks think? The next obvious step now that the stigma is starting to go away from masturbation and using sex toys? Or still just creepy wierdoes being yucky? Bear in mind, it's not all aimed at guys, either. There are already sex machines (from vibrators on up) made for female use.

Let's hear from you!

Jan 7, 2016#2

Terrik

Skipped articles, went to videos. Wasn't disappointed.

Jan 7, 2016#3

Charlie Don't Surf

in 11 months i resolve to find this thread and update it with all my robot fucking of the year.

Jan 7, 2016#4

Dei

I mean, to me it seems more like glorified masturbation. Sorry.

Plus, I don't care how sophisticated robotics is becoming, robotics is not yet at the point where a face won't be creepy vs. realistic.

Besides, once you start having sophisticated enough AI to make it more than that, does consent become an issue? I feel like we're still pretty far from that.

Jan 7, 2016#5

Hailey Knight

This thread is going to be special.

Jan 8, 2016#6

bhamv3

Personally I think a sexbot sounds like more trouble than it's worth (I mean, what's wrong with just using your hand?) but nonetheless I shall be following this issue with interest.

Jan 8, 2016#7

fade

Dei said:
I mean, to me it seems more like glorified masturbation. Sorry. Plus, I don't care how sophisticated robotics is becoming, robotics is not yet at the point where a face won't be creepy vs. realistic.

Besides, once you start having sophisticated enough AI to make it more than that, does consent become an issue? I feel like we're still pretty far from that.

Depends on what you mean by pretty far. Last I heard, the AI guys at MIT are kind of in an "any day now" mode, with all sorts of prototypes and support software in the works. I mean, it's not something that would be commercial this year, but could be soon.

Jan 8, 2016#8

Ravenpoe

It all depends on whether or not the first model sex bot costs less than an oculus rift.

Jan 8, 2016#9

drawn_inward

Well, next year is 2017. Where is my Cherry 2000?

Jan 8, 2016#10

Dave

So are those who aren't first adopters going to be called sloppy seconds?

Seriously, though, is this something we really need? With VR and sex robots, aren't we just making it so that more people turn into anti-social neckbeards simply because it's easier than real human interaction? I'm not trying to make light of anyone's social anxiety, but I would think this not only exacerbates the issue but will actually create more people who have it.

Jan 8, 2016#11

Dei

Japan is already kind of there, as far as the "social interaction it's too hard" point is concerned.

Jan 8, 2016#12

Bubble181

We are definitely slowly heading towards an antisocial distopia where most people won't need to - and won't - leave their house. Most everything can be house delivered, more and more jobs can be done from home and we're pushed towards it because of the environment, VR and the internet give us the ability to experience things "better" than if we were actually there. Life as depicted in "A Very Private Life", or, to stay more modern, "Ready Player One", is fast approaching.
I don't know if ex bots will really make that much of a difference. Dildo's and vibrators have been a thing for quite a while for women, Fleshlights exist. A combination of either with "good" VR will provide a more sex-like experience than practically anything a sexbot could achieve. After all, the specific parts will pretty much just *be* an integrated dildo or fleshlight. Visually, it'll be more fun to use a holodeck/VR headset/whatever to make it seem you're having sex with [insert person of your dreams] than to be looking at the same old doll every time. Yes, the feeling of actually touching a boob or a butt or whatever isn't there...But I haven't touched a single fake that could pass for the real thing yet.

Jan 8, 2016#13

fade

Obligatory:

Jan 8, 2016#14

Charlie Don't Surf

idk, I guess I'm a hedonist, but I see no problem with seeking out as much pleasure as humanly possible.

There are things a hand can't do, there are things a mouth can't do, there are things a vagina can't do, there are even things an asshole can't do, but there's NOTHING a robot can't do.

Jan 8, 2016#15

Bubble181

Charlie Don't Surf said:
idk, I guess I'm a hedonist, but I see no problem with seeking out as much pleasure as humanly possible.

There are things a hand can't do, there are things a mouth can't do, there are things a vagina can't do, there are even things an asshole can't do, but there's NOTHING a robot can't do.

Love you (back)? be emotionally invested? Procreate (for now)? Fill the void in your heart? Make you feel wanted and appreciated in life?

Admittedly, for most of those, a dog will do, but I'm not convinced the combination "good dog" and "sexbot" will replace everyone's love life.

Jan 8, 2016#16

fade

Bubble181 said:
Love you (back)? be emotionally invested? Procreate (for now)? Fill the void in your heart? Make you feel wanted and appreciated in life?

Admittedly, for most of those, a dog will do, but I'm not convinced the combination "good dog" and "sexbot" will replace everyone's love life.

Oh come on. Is that like the the biggest punchline setup ever or what?

Jan 8, 2016#17

Ravenpoe

fade said:
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Oh come on. Is that like the the biggest punchline setup ever or what?

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside a dog, you're guilty of bestiality.

Jan 8, 2016#18

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside a dog, you're guilty of bestiality.

How'd the book get inside the dog?

Jan 8, 2016#19

Bubble181

fade said:
View attachment 20124
Oh come on. Is that like the the biggest punchline setup ever or what?

Yes, obviously.

bhamv3 said:
How'd the book get inside the dog?

Miniaturization has come a long way.

Jan 8, 2016#20

drawn_inward

So, what you're saying is that we all need a bitch and a bot? Or just a bitch?

:hide:

Jan 8, 2016#21

Charlie Don't Surf

I just mean physically/chemically/etc, emotions not considered.

Jan 8, 2016#22

Bubble181

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I just mean physically/chemically/etc, emotions not considered.

I don't know about you, but I, for one, can tell the difference, physically and chemically, between sex with someone just for fun, or because you love one another.

Jan 8, 2016#23

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
I don't know about you, but I, for one, can tell the difference, physically and chemically, between sex with someone just for fun, or because you love one another.

You two are talking about two completely different things.

Jan 8, 2016#24

GasBandit

Personally, while the concept of an artificially intelligent robot you can have sex with is intriguing, what I really want is a robot who can cook and clean.

Jan 8, 2016#25

drawn_inward

Bubble181 said:
I don't know about you, but I, for one, can tell the difference, physically and chemically, between sex with someone just for fun, or because you love one another.

Female dog = bitch.

It was a crude joke, mon ami.

But, I agree with your comment. Having sex without real love/connection is just masturbation.[DOUBLEPOST=1452268991,1452268844][/DOUBLEPOST]

GasBandit said:
Personally, while the concept of an artificially intelligent robot you can have sex with is intriguing, what I really want is a robot who can cook and clean.

You want a woman that will cook and clean and have sex any time you want? I can hear the hoards of feminists at the gate. You're on your own buddy.

Jan 8, 2016#26

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Personally, while the concept of an artificially intelligent robot you can have sex with is intriguing, what I really want is a robot who can cook and clean.

Rosie's got some junk in the trunk. I mean literally, I'm pretty sure that's a storage compartment.

Jan 8, 2016#27

Bubble181

He says he's a hedonist and wants as much pleasure as possible. I'm perfectly fine with that - heck, I'm perfectly A-OK with sex for fun, with anyone and anything you want, as often as you want - and in that sense, sure, a bot can revolutionize masturbation. Doesn't mean sex with an actual person who cares about isn't actually still preferable and more fun. As a good hedonist, if you're looking for the highest possible amount of return, you want an open relationship with plenty of kinky stuff and availability, not a bot.
Saying, in relation to sex, that there's "nothing" a robot can't do, increasing-fun-times-wise, is, to me, false. Which is what I'm saying. I'm not saying he's wrong for wanting a lot of sex, or wanting to have a lot of fun, or for thinking a robot will be a lot of fun.[DOUBLEPOST=1452269319,1452269234][/DOUBLEPOST]

drawn_inward said:
Female dog = bitch.

It was a crude joke, mon ami.

Yes, of course, I was reacting to Charlie, not you.

You don't think I made a post like that without the intent of getting a bunch of bitchy jokes in return, do you?

Jan 8, 2016#28

GasBandit

drawn_inward said:
You want a woman that will cook and clean and have sex any time you want? I can hear the hoards of feminists at the gate. You're on your own buddy.

Nah, I just think that if I can get a robot that will do the former, it will make it more possible to find and keep a woman who likes the latter.

Jan 8, 2016#29

Dei

I would also like a robot to clean my house, because fuck knows I don't do it.

Jan 8, 2016#30

drawn_inward

I like cooking, but if I could have a cleaning robot that would be super-sweet.[DOUBLEPOST=1452270483,1452270399][/DOUBLEPOST]Cleaning is the worst. If we scrub and clean the kitchen, then we'll be happy until we walk into the disaster of the rest of the house.

Jan 8, 2016#31

Dave

I'd like one that did dishes and laundry. Our house doesn't have a dishwasher and we have to do them by hand. It SUUUUUUUUCKS!

Jan 8, 2016#32

drawn_inward

Dave said:
I'd like one that did dishes and laundry. Our house doesn't have a dishwasher and we have to do them by hand. It SUUUUUUUUCKS!

Paper plates?

Jan 8, 2016#33

Bubble181

A trough?

Jan 8, 2016#34

Eriol

Dave said:
I'd like one that did dishes and laundry. Our house doesn't have a dishwasher and we have to do them by hand. It SUUUUUUUUCKS!

Did it for 2 years in an apartment that didn't have one. Don't want to repeat that ever again.

Jan 8, 2016#35

PatrThom

I don't for one minute think that this is at all about trying to forge a relationship with an inanimate object. Instead, I see it being used for something like overcoming anxiety - we already have robots that simulate driving, rodeo, etc. for "practice," a sex robot might help a person get over the first-timer will-I-be-able-to-perform anxiety. There are even potential medical benefits. In fact, I'm sure the only reason we don't have full-on sex robots by now is the same reason Pixar or Dreamworks doesn't have a porn division...it's just due to fear of backlash over such a sensitive subject.

Yes, there will be those folks who really are into it for the machine sex. Rule 34, and all that.

--Patrick

Jan 8, 2016#36

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
I'm sure the only reason we don't have full-on sex robots by now is the same reason Pixar or Dreamworks doesn't have a porn division...it's just due to fear of backlash over such a sensitive subject.

--Patrick

There are some really talented 3D animators out there with no such qualms...

Jan 8, 2016#37

Denbrought

For those wanting a human to provide sex, affection, and general convenience, you may want to look into live-in submissives (who usually offer most/all of those). Mutually beneficial relationships are a fantastic thing to have in life.

Jan 8, 2016#38

GasBandit

Denbrought said:
For those wanting a human to provide sex, affection, and general convenience, you may want to look into live-in submissives (who usually offer most/all of those). Mutually beneficial relationships are a fantastic thing to have in life.

Yeah, but they still have to agree to it. That's such a hassle.

Jan 8, 2016#39

PatrThom

Ravenpoe said:
There are some really talented 3D animators out there with no such qualms...

And I've seen some examples. But there's still no dedicated "Pixar: After Dark" division or anything like that. Just the independent folks.

--Patrick

Jan 8, 2016#40

Charlie Don't Surf

GasBandit said:
Yeah, but they still have to agree to it. That's such a hassle.

Jan 8, 2016#41

Denbrought

Charlie Don't Surf said:
ew

Some people prefer to obtain enthusiastic consent without having to engage in extensive courting first. It's why play parties and the like exist, you edgelord.

Feb 7, 2016#42

Dei

Well, while you wait for your sex robot...

Feb 7, 2016#43

Hailey Knight

It's called rumble and it's been a feature in controllers for many years now.

Feb 7, 2016#44

AshburnerX

Zero Esc said:
It's called rumble and it's been a feature in controllers for many years now.

I remember Trance having a version that came with a vibrator that pulsed along with the beat. This was an actual PS2 release.

Feb 7, 2016#45

GasBandit

Dei said:
Well, while you wait for your sex robot...

Feb 9, 2016#46

Gruebeard

Dei said:
Well, while you wait for your sex robot...

The thing costs nearly 7 grand.

Why wouldn't these geeks spend that money on ale and whores?

Feb 9, 2016#47

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
The thing costs nearly 7 grand.

Why wouldn't these geeks spend that money on ale and whores?

Because even whoring requires a minimal modicum of social interaction, and you can't disgust/terrify a machine.

Feb 9, 2016#48

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
Because even whoring requires a minimal modicum of social interaction, and you can't disgust/terrify a machine.

Oh right. That.

Feb 9, 2016#49

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
Oh right. That.

I tell you, the more time goes by, the more I think about it, the more a sexbot seems a sound investment. Can't get it pregnant, no baggage, no diseases, no in-laws, no vengeful exes, cheating isn't an issue, the above reasons, etc.

Feb 9, 2016#50

WasabiPoptart

I'm sitting here giggling thinking about how weird lag would be.

Feb 9, 2016#51

Cheesy1

WasabiPoptart said:
I'm sitting here giggling thinking about how weird lag would be.

"Oh, COME ON!! I was ALMOST there!!"

Feb 10, 2016#52

PatrThom

Love at first 'bot
More people taking the subject seriously.

--Patrick

Feb 18, 2016#53

AshburnerX

Feb 18, 2016#54

fade

That was really weird.

Feb 18, 2016#55

Ravenpoe

AshburnerX said:

There are sex bots that can whip you? I may have to look into this... for research purposes, of course.

Feb 18, 2016#56

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
There are sex bots that can whip you? I may have to look into this... for research purposes, of course.

Hey man, you wanna buy a stationary bike?

Feb 18, 2016#57

PatrThom

Tonight, the gloves are coming...on?

--Patrick

Feb 18, 2016#58

Cheesy1

Or coming on the gloves?

Feb 18, 2016#59

ThatGrinningIdiot!

When sexbots become a reality someday - I wonder if celebrities, pornstars, and prostitutes will be able to copyright replicated models of themselves?

Feb 18, 2016#60

Denbrought

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:
When sexbots become a reality someday - I wonder if celebrities, pornstars, and prostitutes will be able to copyright replicated models of themselves?

You may be interested in Futurama Season 3 Ep 15 (I Dated a Robot), which explores Lucy Liu's struggle with this very same issue.

Feb 18, 2016#61

GasBandit

Actually, any product that bears someone's likeness (be it a poster, an action figure or a sex bot) would already be applicable to existing copyright law. Indeed, some porn starlets have already licensed pocket pussies to be made that supposedly replicate the appearance of their own real vagina.

Feb 18, 2016#62

AshburnerX

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:
When sexbots become a reality someday - I wonder if celebrities, pornstars, and prostitutes will be able to copyright replicated models of themselves?

Probably, but it'll be pirated anyway. I suppose THAT is the real issue with this sort of thing: what's to keep someone from making a sexbot of an ex to ether keep for themselves or to use as a way to make incriminating pictures or something. Because really, once you can make a perfect copy of someone physically, we're going to need to rely on some other sort of identification to confirm identities. Otherwise you'd have people using these things to frame people for crimes or such.

Feb 18, 2016#63

PatrThom

AshburnerX said:
Probably, but it'll be pirated anyway.

Gives a new meaning to "Thingverse."

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:
When sexbots become a reality someday - I wonder if celebrities, pornstars, and prostitutes will be able to copyright replicated models of themselves?

Not only are there already licensed "reproductions" of famous parts, but you can also buy kits to image yourself for that special someone (to leave behind before a lengthy trip, perhaps), so they need never go without your personal touch.

--Patrick

Feb 19, 2016#64

fade

AshburnerX said:
Probably, but it'll be pirated anyway.

Ha. Pirate booty.

May 26, 2016#65

Anonymous

Been divorced 3 times. Have trouble finding a women that isn't high maintance. And most women I met don't cook or clean very good. And far as the companionship it's all about me myself I type of women out there. Oh it's not to bad the first few months. But when the newness wares off then comes their true colors. Being in high volume sales I've met a lot of men who fell the same way I do about women. I will be the first man in line to buy a sexbot just as soon as they can cook,clean,run,and play tennis. For what Ive seen on the internet they will have the AI work good in about 1 more year. Their skin looks amazing. I hope to see myself in about 3 to 4 years maybe if I'm luck enough having a android sexbot giving me a full body massage about an hour after eatting a 5 star dinner that she cooked.

May 26, 2016#66

Charlie Don't Surf

Anonymous said:
Been divorced 3 times. Have trouble finding a women that isn't high maintance. And most women I met don't cook or clean very good. And far as the companionship it's all about me myself I type of women out there. Oh it's not to bad the first few months. But when the newness wares off then comes their true colors. Being in high volume sales I've met a lot of men who fell the same way I do about women. I will be the first man in line to buy a sexbot just as soon as they can cook,clean,run,and play tennis. For what Ive seen on the internet they will have the AI work good in about 1 more year. Their skin looks amazing. I hope to see myself in about 3 to 4 years maybe if I'm luck enough having a android sexbot giving me a full body massage about an hour after eatting a 5 star dinner that she cooked.

WE NEED TO HANG THIS POST IN THE LOUVRE

May 26, 2016#67

Dave

I'd respond, but I'm not certain how.

May 26, 2016#68

Denbrought

Sounds to me like this hypothetical product could've potentially saved at least 4 people from unhappy marriages, then

May 26, 2016#69

GasBandit

I am not sure I would want a sexbot that cooks and cleans and massages. It's like they always say, the more an appliance does, the more there is to break and the more you're out when it does so. I mean, I wouldn't want to buy a microwave that has a vagina attachment.

Or to be less vulgar about it, consider the combo DVD/VCRs of yesteryear. When one or the other part of it breaks, you're out the remaining part too.

May 26, 2016#70

Denbrought

GasBandit said:
I am not sure I would want a sexbot that cooks and cleans and massages. It's like they always say, the more an appliance does, the more there is to break and the more you're out when it does so. I mean, I wouldn't want to buy a microwave that has a vagina attachment.

Or to be less vulgar about it, consider the combo DVD/VCRs of yesteryear. When one or the other part of it breaks, you're out the remaining part too.

So what you're saying is that you want a harem-cum-maid-team of highly specialized single-purpose anthropomorphic appliances?

May 26, 2016#71

Dave

Don't say "cum".

May 26, 2016#72

GasBandit

Denbrought said:
So what you're saying is that you want a harem-cum-maid-team of highly specialized single-purpose anthropomorphic appliances?

You know, I think there'd be an anime series in that.

May 26, 2016#73

Denbrought

Dave said:
Don't say "cum".

GasBandit said:
You know, I think there'd be an anime series in that.

Guess we're ahead of Japan for once? Maybe you should make that your next project, after Halforums Academy 2 is complete

May 26, 2016#74

Bubble181

Denbrought said:
So what you're saying is that you want a harem-cum-maid-team of highly specialized single-purpose anthropomorphic appliances?

I dunno, the maid and cook part doesn't have to be anthropomorphized for me.

May 26, 2016#75

Cajungal

Why not just make a Roomba or a microwave with a fuck- hole drilled in somewhere? Then just buy a wig. Much cheaper.

May 26, 2016#76

Gruebeard

There must be a thousand reasons why not, although all that my mind can come up with is "No"

May 26, 2016#77

GasBandit

Cajungal said:
Why not just make a Roomba ... with a fuck- hole drilled in somewhere?

Roombas are wily little shits. If I wanted to have to chase my 'tang down across the house, I might as well get an actual woman. It's about convenience!

May 26, 2016#78

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
Roombas are wily little shits.

Okay, a thousand and one reasons.

May 26, 2016#79

PatrThom

Dave said:
I'd respond, but I'm not certain how.

Anonymously.

GasBandit said:
You know, I think there'd be an anime series in that.

We already have one about Windows operating systems, so why not?

--Patrick

May 26, 2016#80

Cajungal

GasBandit said:
Roombas are wily little shits. If I wanted to have to chase my 'tang down across the house, I might as well get an actual woman. It's about convenience!

I thought men loved the thrill of the chase.

May 26, 2016#81

figmentPez

May 26, 2016#82

GasBandit

Cajungal said:
I thought men loved the thrill of the chase.

Yeah, hollywood will tell you that. But it'll also tell you that persistence always gets the girl. Always. NEVER STOP. EVER. PERSISTENCE. ALWAYS. GETS. THE GIRL. So keep bothering her until she finally falls in love with you!

May 26, 2016#83

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
keep bothering her until she finally falls in love with you!

Thanks, Hollywood!

--Patrick

Jun 22, 2016#84

GasBandit

Well, so far, the first half of the "Year of the Sex Robot" has been a raging disappointment.

Jun 22, 2016#85

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Well, so far, the first half of the "Year of the Sex Robot" has been a raging disappointment.

"raging"

--Patrick

Jun 22, 2016#86

Null

GasBandit said:
I tell you, the more time goes by, the more I think about it, the more a sexbot seems a sound investment. Can't get it pregnant, no baggage, no diseases, no in-laws, no vengeful exes, cheating isn't an issue, the above reasons, etc.

Well then what's the point?

Jun 27, 2016#87

Denbrought

VR does show some promise, as demonstrated by meidocafe today.

Jun 27, 2016#88

Null

There are no words.

Jun 27, 2016#89

PatrThom

Null said:
There are no words.

Nope.
Just a lot of cries and grunting.

--Patrick

Jun 29, 2016#90

GasBandit

Wow, this is some pathetic shit, japan. where would someone even buy this crap and for how much? i mean, is delivery even included? come on!

Jun 29, 2016#91

Null

I can only imagine that for the cost, you could hire at least a few prostitutes.

Jun 29, 2016#92

Denbrought

Null said:
I can only imagine that for the cost, you could hire at least a few prostitutes.

Why do you perverts insist on bringing meatspacers into people's 2D laifu?

Jun 29, 2016#93

GasBandit

"There's no 2D waifus that would ever let me down!" - Ronan M, Halforums Academy 2

Jun 29, 2016#94

Null

GasBandit said:
"There's no 2D waifus that would ever let me down!" - Ronan M, Halforums Academy 2

Thus the difference between anime and reality.

Jun 29, 2016#95

GasBandit

Null said:
Thus the difference between anime and reality.

There are multiple interpretations to this sentence.

Jun 29, 2016#96

Null

Ambiguity succeeds where honesty dares not tread.

Jul 19, 2016#97

GasBandit

AAAAAAAAAA!

Jul 19, 2016#98

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
AAAAAAAAAA!

Ok, who forgot to pen their dickbot?

Jul 19, 2016#99

fade

GasBandit said:
AAAAAAAAAA!

For all the ladies out there...

Jul 19, 2016#100

Gruebeard

fade said:
For all the ladies out there...

But only 3 at a time. So for all the ladies out there that don't mind waiting in line.

Jul 19, 2016#101

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
But only 3 at a time. So for all the ladies out there that don't mind waiting in line.

Or one REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC lady.

Jul 19, 2016#102

Dei

Replace at least one dick with a mouth, and then I'll be impressed.

Jul 19, 2016#103

GasBandit

Dei said:
Replace at least one dick with a mouth, and then I'll be impressed.

3 holes, 3 dicks. Requirements met.

Jul 19, 2016#104

PatrThom

Dei said:
Replace at least one dick with a mouth, and then I'll be impressed.

Why not all three?

--Patrick

Jul 19, 2016#105

Null

GasBandit said:
AAAAAAAAAA!

"In other news, Neill Blomkamp surprisingly made his adult film directorial debut..."

Jul 19, 2016#106

PatrThom

"Boston Dynamics unveiled their newest model today..."
"...eeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeee...."

--Patrick

Dec 23, 2016#107

GasBandit

And 2016 winds to a close, potential squandered, our dreams unrealized.

... or are they...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4060440/Woman-reveals-love-ROBOT-wants-marry-it.html

Dec 23, 2016#108

Terrik

This is what started the Omnic war in Overwatch.

Dec 23, 2016#109

GasBandit

Terrik said:
This is what started the Omnic war in Overwatch.

Dec 23, 2016#110

Null

The "Steely Dan" puns seem too obvious.

Dec 24, 2016#111

Bubble181

No better or worse than your average waifu body pillow. But I hope marriage will only be granted if and when it can be conclusively proven a robot can grant consent - that's the bar we set for all other variations of marriage, after all.

Dec 24, 2016#112

Gruebeard

Bubble181 said:
consent - that's the bar we set for all other variations of marriage, after all.

I guess you've never heard of a shotgun wedding.

Dec 24, 2016#113

Null

Gruebeard said:
I guess you've never heard of a shotgun wedding.

Or arranged marriages, or child marriages...

Dec 24, 2016#114

Gruebeard

Aye, but I was going for the joke.

(I also wanted to cut off Bubble from being able to counter that he meant modern Western culture)

Dec 24, 2016#115

Denbrought

Null said:
Or arranged marriages, or child marriages...

All right, we got white marriage, black marriage, spanish marriage, yellow marriage, we got hot marriage, cold marriage, we got wet marriage, we got smelly marriage, we got hairy marriage, bloody marriage, we got snappin’ marriage, we got silk marriage, velvet marriage, naugahyde marriage, we even got horse marriage, dog marriage, chicken marriage!

Dec 24, 2016#116

GasBandit

Denbrought said:
All right, we got white marriage, black marriage, spanish marriage, yellow marriage, we got hot marriage, cold marriage, we got wet marriage, we got smelly marriage, we got hairy marriage, bloody marriage, we got snappin’ marriage, we got silk marriage, velvet marriage, naugahyde marriage, we even got horse marriage, dog marriage, chicken marriage!

If you can find a cheaper marriage anywhere else... Marry it!

Jan 19, 2017#117

GasBandit

Meanwhile, research continues, and advances continue to be made.

Jan 19, 2017#118

sixpackshaker

No, I have not wondered that...

Jan 19, 2017#119

fade

That's mesmerizing. They've discovered the harmonic frequency of the human dick.

Jan 19, 2017#120

PatrThom

Latex is latex, right?

--Patrick

Mar 26, 2017#121

GasBandit

Europe’s first sex robot brothel FORCED OUT of base as prostitutes complain of competition.

Mar 26, 2017#122

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
Europe’s first sex robot brothel FORCED OUT of base as prostitutes complain of competition.

If I can adapt to the idea of competing against a machine for my livelihood, then I think the prostitutes of Barcelona should be able to too.

Mar 27, 2017#123

Null

They weren't even robots, they were RealDolls. Basically it was a brothel for squeamish necrophiliacs.

Jul 6, 2017#124

GasBandit

MEANWHILE, IN CHINA

Ok, it's from 2014, but yes, it's exactly what you think it is.

https://www.themarysue.com/sperm-extractor/

Jul 6, 2017#125

PatrThom

Not even the first time it's been on the forum, either.
I'll let you guess where.

--Patrick

Jul 6, 2017#126

fade

Wonder if the Jawas carry a selection of sexbots. We don't really see androids in the movies so it would probably look something like that. "Look uh, Mr. Jawa--it can get awfully lonely out here on the moisture farm, if'n you catch my meaning" "Yes sir, this way, sir. Meet 69-DD"

Jul 6, 2017#127

GasBandit

fade said:
Wonder if the Jawas carry a selection of sexbots. We don't really see androids in the movies so it would probably look something like that. "Look uh, Mr. Jawa--it can get awfully lonely out here on the moisture farm, if'n you catch my meaning" "Yes sir, this way, sir. Meet 69-DD"

You know, I always thought fleshlights kinda looked like lightsaber hilts.

Jul 6, 2017#128

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
You know, I always thought fleshlights kinda looked like lightsaber hilts.

Oh god... I just got a mental image of someone mistaking a lightsaber hilt for a fleshlight, and... uh...

Jul 6, 2017#129

BErt

bhamv3 said:
Oh god... I just got a mental image of someone mistaking a lightsaber hilt for a fleshlight, and... uh...

...This was your father's fleshlight...

Jul 6, 2017#130

Terrik

GasBandit said:
MEANWHILE, IN CHINA

Ok, it's from 2014, but yes, it's exactly what you think it is.

https://www.themarysue.com/sperm-extractor/

Oh no, I left China too soon! Now how will my semen be extracted?

Jul 6, 2017#131

bhamv3

Terrik said:
Oh no, I left China too soon! Now how will my semen be extracted?

With a lightsaber, of course.

Jul 6, 2017#132

PatrThom

Terrik said:
Oh no, I left China too soon! Now how will my semen be extracted?

You'll have to do it yourself. Manually.

--Patrick

Jul 7, 2017#133

Tress

PatrThom said:
You'll have to do it yourself. Manually.

--Patrick

I'm sure his wife can help too.

Jul 7, 2017#134

Null

Tress said:
I'm sure his wife can help too.

Thus illustrating the difference between "can" and "will".

Aug 16, 2017#135

GasBandit

A look inside a sex robot factory

https://www.cnet.com/pictures/sex-robots-sexbots-abyss-creations-factory-realdoll-harmony/

Aug 16, 2017#136

fade

So, uh, how do they quality control that stuff?

Remember the old Hanes underwear commercial with the "Inspected by number 12" guy? Do these come with a little slip of paper that says, "Fucked by number 12"?

Aug 16, 2017#137

GasBandit

fade said:
So, uh, how do they quality control that stuff?

Remember the old Hanes underwear commercial with the "Inspected by number 12" guy? Do these come with a little slip of paper that says, "Fucked by number 12"?

Well, I mean, it's not like inspector number twelve PUT ON the underwear before stamping it.

Aug 16, 2017#138

Dei

GasBandit said:
Well, I mean, it's not like inspector number twelve PUT ON the underwear before stamping it.

But are you SURE?!

Aug 16, 2017#139

GasBandit

Dei said:
But are you SURE?!

Well, I mean, only as sure as I am about the other light being red when my light is green. I don't know it for a FACT, but I feel pretty confident.

Aug 16, 2017#140

PatrThom

That reminds me. I meant to mention to @Gas about the cover of Smithsonian Magazine's June 2017 issue:

This suggests a completely different movie scene:
"I want to say one word to you...just one word:"
". . . . 'fuckbots.'"

--Patrick
(no BTW I have not yet seen The Graduate)

Sep 28, 2017#141

GasBandit

https://www.designboom.com/technology/samantha-sex-doll-broken-09-28-17/

Sep 28, 2017#142

PatrThom

That's ... disappointing.

--Patrick

Sep 28, 2017#143

Tress

PatrThom said:
That's ... disgusting.

--Patrick

FTFY

Oct 2, 2017#144

Dave

Oct 2, 2017#145

PatrThom

In Soviet Russia, pole dancers watch you!

--Patrick

Oct 2, 2017#146

MindDetective

Dave said:

I think I posted that in the gif thread a while back.

Oct 2, 2017#147

Dave

I wasn't going back through 5 pages to check. It's possible it was already there.

Oct 4, 2017#148

GasBandit

Oct 4, 2017#149

AshburnerX

The look on his face says it all. "I don't think I wanna risk it."

Oct 4, 2017#150

GasBandit

AshburnerX said:
The look on his face says it all. "I don't think I wanna risk it."

Oct 4, 2017#151

PatrThom

I don't know as I'd feel comfortable sticking my dick into something that looks like a silicone sea lamprey.

--Patrick

Oct 5, 2017#152

Bubble181

I admit to liking the Portal turrets, but this level of fandom is well beyond me.

Oct 5, 2017#153

Tinwhistler

most recent Oglaf is relevant

Oct 5, 2017#154

PatrThom

Tinwhistler said:
most recent Oglaf is relevant

...from the opposite ~~PIV~~ POV.

--Patrick

Nov 28, 2017#155

GasBandit

It's at Breitbart.

Nov 28, 2017#156

Dei

GasBandit said:
It's at Breitbart.

So how many single women are already digisexuals?

Nov 28, 2017#157

PatrThom

Dei said:
So how many single women are already digisexuals?

Depends on if you include usage like “digit.”

—Patrick

Nov 28, 2017#158

Dei

PatrThom said:
Depends on if you include usage like “digit.”

—Patrick

I was not referring to hands.

Nov 28, 2017#159

GasBandit

Dei said:
So how many single women are already digisexuals?

Nov 28, 2017#160

Null

Nov 28, 2017#161

bhamv3

Null said:

Ooh! My back massager!

Nov 28, 2017#162

PatrThom

Dei said:
I was not referring to hands.

I was attempting to define the boundaries.
...like whether we are also including things like Chatroulette, Girlfriend Simulator 2017, etc.

--Patrick

Nov 29, 2017#163

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
I was attempting to define the boundaries.

You were doing the thing.

Nov 29, 2017#164

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
You were doing the thing.

This whole thread is about doing it with things.

Nov 29, 2017#165

Gruebeard

"Digisexuals" just sounds to me like professorspeak for "masturbaters."

Nov 29, 2017#166

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
"Digisexuals"

Ohhhhh Mimi!

Nov 29, 2017#167

Null

Isn't that the shy girl from Persona 3?

Nov 29, 2017#168

fade

Every time you guys say "digisexual", I hear the Digimon theme song. With a porn music track laid over it.

Nov 30, 2017#169

Gruebeard

fade said:
Every time you guys say "digisexual", I hear the Digimon theme song. With a porn music track laid over it.

Yeah. How can we have digisexuals when there've been no pokesexuals to copy?

And now that transexuals have become so popular, why aren't there any gobotsexuals?

Nov 30, 2017#170

Bubble181

Gruebeard said:
Yeah. How can we have digisexuals when there've been no pokesexuals to copy?

And now that transexuals have become so popular, why aren't there any gobotsexuals?

If you think there are no Pokésexuals, you really haven't been around the internet long enough.

Nov 30, 2017#171

GasBandit

Gruebeard said:
Yeah. How can we have digisexuals when there've been no pokesexuals to copy?

And now that transexuals have become so popular, why aren't there any gobotsexuals?

Because this is what a female gobot looks like

Crasher (Hello Tim Curry in a lampshade)

Vamp (What in the hell?)

Smallfoot (It's time for androgeny! It's Smallfoot!)

Nov 30, 2017#172

PatrThom

We need a degree of deviancy scale now. One that starts out with Transformers, then goes through GoBots and Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch, and then ends up at Turbo Teen (either version).

—Patrick

Jan 12, 2018#173

Dave

Maybe not sex robot, but how about VR sex? Totally safe and anonymous.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/virtual-reality/teslasuit-full-body-haptic-feedback/

Jan 12, 2018#174

mikerc

Dave said:
Maybe not sex robot, but how about VR sex? Totally safe and anonymous.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/virtual-reality/teslasuit-full-body-haptic-feedback/

Just remember to clean your suit after use. Please.

Jan 18, 2018#175

GasBandit

Apparently people aren't ready for a sex robot that's TOO intelligent.

X

Jan 18, 2018#176

PatrThom

I wonder sometimes what would happen if they set up an ostensibly “intelligent” robot that really just had a remote actress as the “brains” of it. Would the user still treat it like crap if its reactions were more believable*?

—Patrick
*ANS: Probably yes.

Jan 18, 2018#177

fade

My favorite comment on the one with the curvy sex doll is "Women, y'all cancelled for the rest of the season".

Jan 18, 2018#178

Dei

PatrThom said:
I wonder sometimes what would happen if they set up an ostensibly “intelligent” robot that really just had a remote actress as the “brains” of it. Would the user still treat it like crap if its reactions were more believable*?

—Patrick
*ANS: Probably yes.

I mean, plenty of real women are already treated like crap soooo

Jan 18, 2018#179

Ravenpoe

fade said:
My favorite comment on the one with the curvy sex doll is "Women, y'all cancelled for the rest of the season".

Curvy bot you say?

*clicks to see*

...

Jan 18, 2018#180

Dei

I was reading a few articles about male sex robots, but I forgot to link them when I was done. But I know the same people who made that savaged female one are coming out with a male version.

Jan 18, 2018#181

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
I wonder sometimes what would happen if they set up an ostensibly “intelligent” robot that really just had a remote actress as the “brains” of it. Would the user still treat it like crap if its reactions were more believable*?

—Patrick
*ANS: Probably yes.

Definitely yes. In some cases, some guys would probably get off on being able to abuse something that reacted believably, consequence-free. People are, in general, shit.

Jan 18, 2018#182

Gruebeard

PatrThom said:
I wonder sometimes what would happen if they set up an ostensibly “intelligent” robot that really just had a remote actress as the “brains” of it. Would the user still treat it like crap if its reactions were more believable*?

—Patrick
*ANS: Probably yes.

That poor actress.

Jan 18, 2018#183

fade

I don't even understand all the ass-slapping in porn videos. That my friend watches. And tells me about. Wait. That's even weirder than just confessing to it.

Jan 18, 2018#184

Dei

For the most part, I can't take visual porn seriously. Most of it just makes me laugh.

Jan 18, 2018#185

PatrThom

fade said:
I don't even understand all the ass-slapping in porn videos.

There are plenty of times I don’t even understand the so-called sex in porn videos.

—Patrick

Jan 18, 2018#186

GasBandit

You guys are watching the wrong porn.

Also all of you ARE robots.

That aside, yes, there is an IMMENSE amount of really bad, humdrum, uninspiring porn out there. The signal to noise ratio is horrific.

Jan 18, 2018#187

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
You guys are watching the wrong porn.

Are we? Are we really?

—Patrick

Jan 18, 2018#188

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Are we? Are we really?

—Patrick

Yes. The ratio of bad porn to good porn is even less favorable than than the ratio of insects to nuclear aircraft carriers.

Jan 18, 2018#189

Dei

GasBandit said:
Yes. The ratio of bad porn to good porn is even less favorable than than the ratio of insects to nuclear aircraft carriers.

I think sex looks ridiculous, and porn just makes it look more ridiculous.

Jan 18, 2018#190

bhamv3

Screw y'all. Porn is awesome.

Jan 18, 2018#191

fade

I don't have any problem with porn...it's just that some common themes are stupid. Like ass-slapping and choking. It doesn't do a thing for me, and it seems rather hateful to the woman.

Jan 19, 2018#192

Dave

And everything these days is incest. Which to me is just weird.

Jan 19, 2018#193

GasBandit

Dave said:
And everything these days is incest. Which to me is just weird.

We're just catching up to where the Japanese were 20 years ago.

Jan 19, 2018#194

Dave

So you're saying in a short decade we're going to be inundated with tentacle rape? Lovely.

Jan 19, 2018#195

Celt Z

fade said:
I don't have any problem with porn...it's just that some common themes are stupid. Like ass-slapping and choking. It doesn't do a thing for me, and it seems rather hateful to the woman.

There seems to be a lot of tropes in porn (and hentai) like these, facials, etc., that seem more like degrading their partner, especially women. I like my porn and sex where both individuals seem to be enjoying it as equals.

Not to say people can't get off to fetishes involving role play and D/S, but these seem like random things thrown into general sex to degrade rather than part of the over-all people atmosphere.

Jan 19, 2018#196

Null

Dave said:
And everything these days is incest. Which to me is just weird.

I'm guessing it's the latest taboo. Like it used to be anal, or facials, or choking, or throat-fucking.

That, or it's just lazy writing. "Okay, so we've got an older actress and a guy who's gonna be POV so we're not really gonna see him, but he's younger, and they live in the same house because we can only afford to shoot in the one apartment we rented. What's the story there?" "Mom or aunt?" "Sure, why not?"

Jan 19, 2018#197

GasBandit

Seems like I've stumbled on a good topic for another post to the House of Reprehensible Filth...

[DOUBLEPOST=1516378720,1516378629][/DOUBLEPOST]

Celt Z said:
There seems to be a lot of tropes in porn (and hentai) like these, facials, etc., that seem more like degrading their partner

Hell, I'm just glad Hentai moved away from where it was in the early 90s, when as often as not, the female ended up getting literally torn to shreds by the tentacle demon. Kind of a boner killer.

Jan 19, 2018#198

PatrThom

GasBandit said:

Her left arm has that Angeline Jolie "Wanted" look about it.

--Patrick

Jan 19, 2018#199

GasBandit

Jan 19, 2018#200

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:

When they say users will be able to "plug it in" . . . ?

Jan 19, 2018#201

Celt Z

"Unstoppable bionic penis" sounds more like a threat than a feature.

Jan 19, 2018#202

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
"Unstoppable bionic penis" sounds more like a threat than a feature.

It also sounds like a damn good porno.

Jan 19, 2018#203

Dei

Celt Z said:
"Unstoppable bionic penis" sounds more like a threat than a feature.

Sounds painful.

Jan 19, 2018#204

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
"Unstoppable bionic penis" sounds more like a threat than a feature.

I've read that story.
It didn't end well for the woman.
To explain, the guy was feeling inadequate and so had adjusted his bionics to be well beyond human limits, but then got carried away.

--Patrick

Jan 19, 2018#205

Ravenpoe

The penises have become sentient!

My god... The whole world is fucked

Jan 20, 2018#206

GasBandit

Jan 21, 2018#207

GasBandit

Jan 23, 2018#208

fade

GasBandit said:

Jan 25, 2018#209

GasBandit

Not bots, perhaps, but still semi relevant? You get what you pay for.

Jan 25, 2018#210

Dave

Those are all...disturbing.

Jan 25, 2018#211

Null

Jan 25, 2018#212

fade

After all that, I'm still not sure which one to buy.

Jan 25, 2018#213

PatrThom

Dave said:
Those are all...disturbing.

That’s just because you lack faith.

—Patrick

Jan 25, 2018#214

Anonymous

Dave said:
And everything these days is incest. Which to me is just weird.

Oh, sure, when *I* said it two years ago, it was all "must be based on your preferences" and "it's just you", but now it's true and real?

Pfeh!

Jan 25, 2018#215

Bubble181

Anon was in error, that was me.

Jan 25, 2018#216

Anonymous

Bubble181 said:
Anon was in error, that was me.

Nobody posts to anon in error, it must be based on your preferences.

Jan 25, 2018#217

Denbrought

How weird, that posted to Anon.

Jan 25, 2018#218

Anonymous

#halforumschan

Jan 25, 2018#219

GasBandit

Jan 25, 2018#220

figmentPez

Jan 25, 2018#221

PatrThom

She's a slow starter, but once you get her going, baby, she's a firework!

--Patrick

Jan 26, 2018#222

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
She's a slow starter, but once you get her going, baby, she's a firework!

--Patrick

*Firecrotch

Feb 6, 2018#223

GasBandit

Feb 6, 2018#224

GasBandit

Feb 6, 2018#225

PatrThom

From 486DX2/33 to 48DD-22-36 in just 25 years.

—Patrick
(Yes I know there was no such thing as a dx2/33, but then the numbers wouldn’t work as well)

Jun 5, 2018#226

PatrThom

Much like everything else these days, beware exaggerated health claims!
Sex robots with health benefits are a giant tease, experts warn

Skeptics fear the desirable droids could escalate misogyny and violence against women, ignite deviant urges in pedophiles, or further isolate the sexually frustrated. Sexbot makers, on the other hand, have been pumping their health claims into advertisements, including that the amorous androids could reduce the spread of sexually transmitted disease, aid in sex therapies, and curb deviant desires in pedophiles and other sex offenders.
[...]
Sex technology is already an estimated $30 billion industry, they note. At least four companies are now making adult female sexbots, costing $5,000 to $50,000, and at least one is making “pedobots.” The mannequins come with variable ages, features, and even programmable personalities, along with customizable oral, vaginal, and anal openings. Male sexbots are said to be in the works.
[...]
In all, the researchers conclude that until there’s more data to back up health claims, doctors should rely on the "precautionary principle," rejecting clinical use of sexbots until there’s hard data.

--Patrick

Jun 5, 2018#227

figmentPez

PatrThom said:
Much like everything else these days, beware exaggerated health claims!
Sex robots with health benefits are a giant tease, experts warn

Damn, you beat me to posting.

Jun 5, 2018#228

PatrThom

Fair warning, as Kati discovered when she read it, the author makes several deliberate word choices that leave it feeling ... less scholarly.

—Patrick

Jun 5, 2018#229

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Fair warning, as Kati discovered when she read it, the author makes several deliberate word choices that leave it feeling ... less scholarly.

—Patrick

"Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten?"

Jun 5, 2018#230

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
"Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten?"

Calm down there, Mr. Meredith.

—Patrick

Jun 5, 2018#231

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Calm down there, Mr. Meredith.

—Patrick

Pressure wash the quiver bone in the ham wallet.

Jun 5, 2018#232

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the ham wallet.

I think you're doing it wrong. Or there is something terribly wrong with the ham you've been exposed to.

Jun 5, 2018#233

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
I think you're doing it wrong. Or there is something terribly wrong with the ham you've been exposed to.

Batter-dip the cranny axe in the gut locker!
Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter!
Cannonball the fiddle cove with the pork steeple!
Power-drill the yippee-bog with the dude piston!
Vulcanize the whoopee-stick in the gum wrinkle!
Uh... erm.... put the... uh... you know what... in the you know where...? I ran outta gas.

Jun 5, 2018#234

Null

If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Jun 5, 2018#235

drifter

Oscillate the wonder bar in the cream tureen

Jun 5, 2018#236

GasBandit

Null said:
If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

FOXTROT.
UNIFORM.
CHARLIE.
KILO.

Jun 5, 2018#237

Null

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Jun 5, 2018#238

Dave

Jun 5, 2018#239

PatrThom

I haven’t seen the movie, but I remember that blooper reel.
He’s like the R. Lee. Ermey of ribaldry.

—Patrick

Jun 5, 2018#240

Tinwhistler

My favorite one from that reel (which wasn't on the vid for some reason): "Look's like Chuck's taking Willie One-Eye to the optometrist!"

Aug 5, 2019#241

PatrThom

Whitney Cummings—and her sex robot—take on modern womanhood
(Yes, Whitney Cummings did have a sex robot made in her likeness for the laughs)

Women worry about being replaced by sex robots, but still have to be afraid while walking to their cars, clutching keys between their fingers like "a shitty Wolverine." These are the days of future/past. So, naturally, Cummings shares the stage with an ultra-modern version of one of the most outdated comedy props imaginable, the ventriloquist dummy: a laughing, talking sex robot that looks just like her.

--Patrick

Aug 5, 2019#242

Ravenpoe

It's 2019 now, where's my sexbot?

Aug 5, 2019#243

Dave

Whitney Cummings made a sex robot that looks like her? :rofl:

I wonder how much something like that would cost.

Aug 5, 2019#244

PatrThom

Dave said:
Whitney Cummings made a sex robot that looks like her?

I wonder how much something like that would cost.

I suppose you'll have to watch the mentioned Netflix special and see if she reveals the price.

--Patrick

Aug 5, 2019#245

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
Whitney Cummings made a sex robot that looks like her?

I wonder how much something like that would cost.

The special has already been recorded so she might be willing to sell it

Aug 5, 2019#246

PatrThom

Ravenpoe said:
The special has already been recorded so she might be willing to sell it

Now wouldn't that be an unusual GoFundMe.

--Patrick

Sep 23, 2020#247

bhamv3

So I was chatting today with a friend of mine about a mutual female friend of ours, who'd recently gotten married. Our female friend's husband is okay, certainly not a terrible guy, but we both felt that she could've done better, because our female friend is amazing. I commented, "She deserves to be with a guy who's tall, handsome, rich, caring, and great in bed, basically the perfect guy in every way." And my friend said, "You kinda make it sound like she should be with a robot."

And for some reason I started thinking of companies like Boston Dynamics. Those robots can now walk, run, and climb in a very human-like manner, with realistic gaits and movements. Would it be that different to create a robot that can writhe, hump, and wriggle in a human-like fashion? How far are we from making a robot that's good in bed?

Sep 23, 2020#248

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
for some reason I started thinking of companies like Boston Dynamics. Those robots can now walk, run, and climb in a very human-like manner, with realistic gaits and movements. Would it be that different to create a robot that can writhe, hump, and wriggle in a human-like fashion? How far are we from making a robot that's good in bed?

You may be onto something. Everyone always thinks the sex robot will mean the demise of civilization because a man won't want to have sex with a dumpy ol' human woman when there's a perfect silicone succubus waiting at home, but nobody talks about how it may happen because it's women who may decide to seek their satisfaction in the arms of a turbo lover.

--Patrick

Sep 23, 2020#249

GasBandit

Mojo Nixon sang about that decades ago.

Dec 27, 2022#250

GasBandit

We're almost a decade behind schedule, but progress is still being made.

A lawmaker Lee Yong-ju, who brought a sex doll, speaks during a parliamentary inspection at the National Assembly in Seoul, South Korea, on Oct. 18, 2019. South Korea has formally ended a ban on the import of full-body sex dolls, ending years of debate over how much the government can interfere in private life. Although there are no laws or regulations banning the import of sex dolls, hundreds and perhaps thousands have been seized by the customs, which cited a clause in the law that bans the import of goods that “harm the country’s beautiful traditions and public moral." (Lee Jong-chul/Newsis via AP)

https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-ends-sex-doll-ban-4930feda6e214b7f8631733c015a2052

Dec 27, 2022#251

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
a clause in the law that bans the import of goods that “harm the country’s beautiful traditions and public moral."

Wow. That’s … vague.

—Patrick

Dec 27, 2022#252

Dave

I mean, it's almost 2023 and I don't have a flying car OR a sex robot.

The future sucks.

Dec 27, 2022#253

GasBandit

Dave said:
I mean, it's almost 2023 and I don't have a flying car OR a sex robot.

The future sucks.

2016 brought progress to a standstill on ALL kinds of fronts.

Dec 27, 2022#254

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
I mean, it's almost 2023 and I don't have a flying car OR a sex robot.

The future sucks.

Best I can offer is a handjob from Bumblebee

Dec 27, 2022#255

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
Best I can offer is a handjob from Bumblebee

I'll take it. I can trust Bumblebee to be gentle. Most other Transformers will probably rip my dick off, either accidentally or deliberately.

Dec 27, 2022#256

ThatNickGuy

Ravenpoe said:
Best I can offer is a handjob from Bumblebee

*slams a giant stack of cash in the table*

Fucking SOLD. Finally, my biggest fetish can come true.

Er, I mean, what? Who said that? Not me! Sickos.

Dec 29, 2022#257

chris

Jun 13, 2024#258

GasBandit

Just a reminder, ladies, you got 6 months. Better get those shipping orders in now.

Jun 13, 2024#259

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
Just a reminder, ladies, you got 6 months. Better get those shipping orders in now.

Well, I guess it depends on how you define a robot. Any vibrator can qualify.

Jun 13, 2024#260

PatrThom

Heck, even the OhMiBod has been around since the aughts.

--Patrick

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