2016: the year of the sex robot?

[GasBandit]

https://www.designboom.com/technology/samantha-sex-doll-broken-09-28-17/

 

[PatrThom]

That's ... disappointing.

--Patrick

 

[Tress]

That's ... disgusting.

--Patrick

FTFY

 

[Dave]

 

[PatrThom]

In Soviet Russia, pole dancers watch you!

--Patrick

 

[MindDetective]

I think I posted that in the gif thread a while back.

 

[Dave]

I wasn't going back through 5 pages to check. It's possible it was already there.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[AshburnerX]

The look on his face says it all. "I don't think I wanna risk it."

 

[GasBandit]

The look on his face says it all. "I don't think I wanna risk it."

 

[PatrThom]

I don't know as I'd feel comfortable sticking my dick into something that looks like a silicone sea lamprey.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I admit to liking the Portal turrets, but this level of fandom is well beyond me.

 

[Tinwhistler]

most recent Oglaf is relevant

Spoiler

 

[PatrThom]

most recent Oglaf is relevant

...from the opposite PIV POV.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It's at Breitbart.

 

[Dei]

It's at Breitbart.

So how many single women are already digisexuals?

 

[PatrThom]

So how many single women are already digisexuals?

Depends on if you include usage like “digit.”

—Patrick

 

[Dei]

Depends on if you include usage like “digit.”

—Patrick

I was not referring to hands.

 

[GasBandit]

So how many single women are already digisexuals?

 

[Null]

 

[bhamv3]

Ooh! My back massager!

 

[PatrThom]

I was not referring to hands.

I was attempting to define the boundaries.
...like whether we are also including things like Chatroulette, Girlfriend Simulator 2017, etc.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I was attempting to define the boundaries.

You were doing the thing.

 

[Bubble181]

You were doing the thing.

This whole thread is about doing it with things.

 

[Gruebeard]

"Digisexuals" just sounds to me like professorspeak for "masturbaters."

 

[GasBandit]

"Digisexuals"

Ohhhhh Mimi!

 

[Null]

Isn't that the shy girl from Persona 3?

 

[fade]

Every time you guys say "digisexual", I hear the Digimon theme song. With a porn music track laid over it.

 

[Gruebeard]

Every time you guys say "digisexual", I hear the Digimon theme song. With a porn music track laid over it.

Yeah. How can we have digisexuals when there've been no pokesexuals to copy?

And now that transexuals have become so popular, why aren't there any gobotsexuals?

 

[Bubble181]

Yeah. How can we have digisexuals when there've been no pokesexuals to copy?

And now that transexuals have become so popular, why aren't there any gobotsexuals?

If you think there are no Pokésexuals, you really haven't been around the internet long enough.

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah. How can we have digisexuals when there've been no pokesexuals to copy?

And now that transexuals have become so popular, why aren't there any gobotsexuals?

Because this is what a female gobot looks like

Crasher (Hello Tim Curry in a lampshade)

Vamp (What in the hell?)

Smallfoot (It's time for androgeny! It's Smallfoot!)

 

[PatrThom]

We need a degree of deviancy scale now. One that starts out with Transformers, then goes through GoBots and Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch, and then ends up at Turbo Teen (either version).

—Patrick

 

[Dave]

Maybe not sex robot, but how about VR sex? Totally safe and anonymous.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/virtual-reality/teslasuit-full-body-haptic-feedback/

 

[mikerc]

Maybe not sex robot, but how about VR sex? Totally safe and anonymous.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/virtual-reality/teslasuit-full-body-haptic-feedback/

Just remember to clean your suit after use. Please.

 

[GasBandit]

Apparently people aren't ready for a sex robot that's TOO intelligent.


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