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Yesterday caught myself checking out a couple of the work-study students I supervise. They're like 19 or 20 - about half my age. Felt pretty damn skeevy upon realizing that.
Do some Abe Vigoda jokes!Well, their last name is Whipple...so I can do toilet paper humor. Maybe the older folks will get it.[DOUBLEPOST=1472943847,1472943579][/DOUBLEPOST]There is an old toilet paper commercial for Charmin toilet tissue. The spokesperson was Mr. Whipple. I'd link a video, but I'm using the computer for background music so I can't play videos.
Your mom smells like Fish!Do some Abe Vigoda jokes!
For blotsfan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_(U.S._TV_series)Your mom smells like Fish!
I've always found women in their 40s most attractive, since I was a teenager. Still not up there, so I'm okay, but I dread being that creepy 60-year-old who's interested in women 15 years younger than him.Even as you age the standards of beauty for both males and females never change. You just get farther and farther away from being able to get with said standards of beauty. Yet those standards are drilled into us and ingrained into our very perception.
So yeah. Look all you want. Just don't be the leering creepy guy. Appreciating is one thing...
The rule is half your age plus seven, so at 60, the minimum age would be 37 to not be creepy. So you are in the clear for chasing MILFs.I've always found women in their 40s most attractive, since I was a teenager. Still not up there, so I'm okay, but I dread being that creepy 60-year-old who's interested in women 15 years younger than him.
Surrrre. I was kidding around, but just to reverse things for perspective, I doubt in six years when I'm 37 I'll be looking at anyone who's 60 thinking "oh yeah, that's the stuff, Hostess."The rule is half your age plus seven, so at 60, the minimum age would be 37 to not be creepy. So you are in the clear for chasing MILFs.
Tell that to the women that date my 65 year old Uncle.Surrrre. I was kidding around, but just to reverse things for perspective, I doubt in six years when I'm 37 I'll be looking at anyone who's 60 thinking "oh yeah, that's the stuff, Hostess."
Sure!Tell that to the women that date my 65 year old Uncle.
Father-in-law just acquired a new smartphone, an android (Galaxy Express Prime). So far no questions...Spent most of my day helping my parents learn to operate their new smartphones. One Android. One iPhone. Running to and from the Verizon store to get it all squared away. Did not get any drawing done at all.
Not a total loss, however, as I was messing around with my brand new iPhone! (Hey, it was new phone day. My old one died, and that's what set off that whole chain of events.
Helen MirrenSurrrre. I was kidding around, but just to reverse things for perspective, I doubt in six years when I'm 37 I'll be looking at anyone who's 60 thinking "oh yeah, that's the stuff, Hostess."
My mom has had an iPhone ever since the 5S came out (I got that one, she got my 4S). She didn't know about pinch to zoom until last week. [emoji33]Father-in-law just acquired a new smartphone, an android (Galaxy Express Prime). So far no questions...
--Patrick
Actually, that sounds pretty milquetoast compared to, say, Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman. There's a lot of really fucking wierdass titles. Hell, most anime seems to be trying to carry on an entire conversation in its episode titles.By jove...I've found it...the single worst named manga translated into English: A Town Where you Live. It sounds like a freaking Indie movie for fuck's sake!
Sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.By jove...I've found it...the single worst named manga translated into English: A Town Where you Live. It sounds like a freaking Indie movie for fuck's sake!
Who wants to bet he just picked a bunch of nouns and adjectives and made a superhero comedy around it?Actually, that sounds pretty milquetoast compared to, say, Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman. There's a lot of really fucking wierdass titles. Hell, most anime seems to be trying to carry on an entire conversation in its episode titles.
This is relevant to my interests.Still true though, like that one Shonen Jump comic about the cops in the police station what's been going on since the eighties and will probably never be dubbed over here.
It IS pretty good yeah, and I've learned the shortened title for it(THANK DARKSEID) Kochikame. Its a slice of life comedy, eighties style-SOME crass stuff here and there, but it was the time period.This is relevant to my interests.
Seriously, I enjoy cop shows - You're Under Arrest is still one of my favorite anime/Manga of all time.
I kinda like number 6 too.They're probably the best three.
--Patrick
Huh, didn't know there were more than 6 of those.It's no Xanth.
--Patrick
For those who don't know, as of last count, the Xanth "trilogy" encompasses thirty-nine books.Huh, didn't know there were more than 6 of those.
I love the shit out of this trash. He had a bundle of grenades around his dick!@Officer_Charon check out Mad Bull 34.
And most of them suck.For those who don't know, as of last count, the Xanth "trilogy" encompasses thirty-nine books.
--Patrick
I suppose that GRR Martin is not writing those.For those who don't know, as of last count, the Xanth "trilogy" encompasses thirty-nine books.
--Patrick
I can't refute this, I think I've only read 9 of them.And most of them suck.
ftfy.I suppose that GRR Martin is not writingthose.