[Movies] The Upcoming Movies Trailer Thread
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Yeah, I've been waiting to see it.
Oh dang I didn't know about that, sweet.
Dave
Staff member
So...how was it?
*wanting to see it. Show doesn't start until the 11th.
No, I think the series got pushed back until October. The first episode isn't until October 11th (as per their own schedule) at which point Candle Cove is a six episode series. We're getting the second series (No-End House) sometime in 2017.
In the category of beating a dead horse, here's Pirates of the Caribbean 5.
... there was a 4?
Ghost Pirates? Okay, sure. I mean, as long as they don't the same shit as the zombie pirates in the first one, it could be fun... maybe not GOOD, but fun.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, so I'll bite and say Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
I honestly thought it was only a trilogy, though I also can't distinguish separate movies out of what I remember of them.
POTC 1: Zombie pirates
POTC 2: Sea monster pirates
POTC 3: Teased as ninja pirates but then actually sea monster pirates again
POTC 4: Jack Sparrow vs Blackbeard
POTC 5: Whatever this shit is; ghosts I guess?
Fuck it, I think it looks cool. They're not great movies but they're fun, and I like the weird, burnt ghost thing the villains have going on.
GasBandit
Staff member
Somebody doesn't like Jack Sparrow, there's supernatural things involved, while they chase a nautical-themed macguffin.
Yeah. It's gotten old. It's not even like they're terrible movies, but they only know one plot, to the point that even though the third movie was directly following the second, the writers had to throw in a bunch of new bullshit as if they had no idea how to do a different kind of story.
I'm not getting dragged to this. I refuse.
Straight up, what I'd want for the finale of Pirates is Jack Sparrow working for the Americans with Lafayette during the American Revolution.
I'm just hoping they finally bring Murray in, been waiting for that hilarious skull for AGES!
...seriously this film franchise was supposed to be the "Monkey Island" franchise.
...seriously this film franchise was supposed to be the "Monkey Island" franchise.
On Stranger Tides takes place in 1750, so Jack Sparrow's going to need to start taking better care of himself if he wants to make it that far.
Ehh... he might get that immortality someday.
End of the last movie, he said that would make things boring, so he doesn't want it anymore. I guess they could change it again. I think we have more movies of him chasing immortality than not.
http://nextshark.com/reviews-bruce-lee-biopic-asians-pissed/
So apparently they made a Bruce Lee biopic, called 'Birth of the Dragon', which is the story of one of Bruce Lee's white friends who learns Jeet Kune Do and bangs an Asian woman with the help of his plucky comedy sidekick, Bruce Lee.
What
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The
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Fuck?
So apparently they made a Bruce Lee biopic, called 'Birth of the Dragon', which is the story of one of Bruce Lee's white friends who learns Jeet Kune Do and bangs an Asian woman with the help of his plucky comedy sidekick, Bruce Lee.
What
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The
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Fuck?
The worst part is that there's a fascinating story there, and it's been shoved off to the side so we can follow the adventures of Random White Dude.
Just... why? Who the hell greenlit this idea?
I don't know for sure but I am thinking it might have been a white guy.
It's got a bit of a Stepford Wives things going on. Looks cool
That...looks legitimately scary.
Yeah, that was unsettling.
I...honestly don't know what to think of that trailer.
This one, on the other hand, I'm all for and will definitely see in theatres.
[DOUBLEPOST=1475682878,1475682569][/DOUBLEPOST]This one looks promising, too. To me, anyway.
This one, on the other hand, I'm all for and will definitely see in theatres.
[DOUBLEPOST=1475682878,1475682569][/DOUBLEPOST]This one looks promising, too. To me, anyway.