The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Awwwww my head.... And I'm still drunk, I think. Back to bed for a few more hours...
Vip tickets including free drinks all night are a bad idea when they have 400+ beers...
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Fret not old warrior, as thy nephew did not abandon you, and shall tell the tale of a Danish warrior who fought a MIGHTY dragon!

BEOWULF!
WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote the droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote, and bathed every veyne in swich licour, of which vertu engendred is the flour; whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth inspired hath in every holt and heeth the tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne, and smale fowles maken melodye, that slepen al the night with open ye, so priketh hem nature in hir corages: than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages, and palmers for to seken straunge strondes, to ferne halwes, couthe in sondry londes; And specially, from every shires ende of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende, the holy blisful martir for to seke, that hem hath holpen, whan that they were seke.
 

fade

Staff member
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
 
Show me the fever, into the fire. Take me higher and higher!
I was just listening to this yesterday...sorta.
WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote the droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote, and bathed every veyne in swich licour, of which vertu engendred is the flour; whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth inspired hath in every holt and heeth the tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne, and smale fowles maken melodye, that slepen al the night with open ye, so priketh hem nature in hir corages: than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages, and palmers for to seken straunge strondes, to ferne halwes, couthe in sondry londes; And specially, from every shires ende of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende, the holy blisful martir for to seke, that hem hath holpen, whan that they were seke.
Fortunately I was never forced to memorize this.
But I do know a lot of English majors.

--Patrick
 
Very timely, was looking for some music to keep me enthusiastic throughout the Epic Struggle of "Cleaning the whole house top to bottom". Fit the bill quite nicely.
The sequel's not as good IMO, but there are times when it's exactly what I'm looking for.

--Patrick
 
Reading this thread for some reason gave me the mental image of GasBandit drunk dialing Gary Johnson at like 2 in the morning, just to talk about stuff with him.
 
BEHOLD, WINE

Also I should not be allowed to handle razors while inebriated, no matter how pretty the bottle's label is. My wife hath spoken.
 
Though, I think Dave made a HF twitch channel, maybe he could set up auto hosting of other forumites feeds?
 
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