Random Video Game Crap

figmentPez

Staff member
While looking for videos of people playing various Randomizer ROM hacks, I found this:



and the long-form version of the madness:

 
Kingdom Hearts 3 is starting to feel like a myth. There's sightings and whispers of it's legend, but will we ever get to really see it exist?
 
Hidden by the cloak of Gaben!

Kingdom Hearts 3 is probably held up because Squeenix is using character models that each have 50,000 individual strands of hair and between 15 and 30 belts and zippers per character, and they're designing a new and annoying minigame for each one, as well as a dreadfully awkward and unintuitive primary game mechanic.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Hidden by the cloak of Gaben!

Kingdom Hearts 3 is probably held up because Squeenix is using character models that each have 50,000 individual strands of hair and between 15 and 30 belts and zippers per character, and they're designing a new and annoying minigame for each one, as well as a dreadfully awkward and unintuitive primary game mechanic.
 
I want to know what happened to the plane but the camera moves away before the money shot.
I assume it contributed to the glitch, because it looks like it hangs suspended for a moment, then there are two planes, then it vanishes completely.

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I want to know what happened to the plane but the camera moves away before the money shot.
Probably got smashed to pieces. From what I've seen from other BF1 footage, planes that crash break into a dozen or so pieces of person-sized debris which then "obey physics," which in this case probably would have fired them in all directions at hundreds of MPH.[DOUBLEPOST=1477343718,1477343625][/DOUBLEPOST]Actually if you watch the bottom of the screen, you can see a brief flash of a second explosion in the treeline, my guess is that is the plane getting shoved into the ground. At no other point in the clip does the ground under the zeppelin seem to experience any explosions.
 
Reminded me of some RTCW mods back in the day.

Haven't cared for BF since 1942 and that gameplay is incredibly boring to me.

Mindless deathmatch with pretense of objectives.

MP_BEACH was where it was at.
 
I want an FPS that incorporates something like Warhammer 40ks Maelstrom of War objectives.

For example:



I don't mean exactly like 40k objectives, but ones where both sides have different, possibly randomized objectives to complete to score points to win.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Reminded me of some RTCW mods back in the day.

Haven't cared for BF since 1942 and that gameplay is incredibly boring to me.

Mindless deathmatch with pretense of objectives.

MP_BEACH was where it was at.
El Alamein with the Desert Combat mod was where it was at. Longbow Apaches and A-10s FOREVER!
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I think I might get this early access Finnish game called "My Summer Car."
http://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/



MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.

If everything goes well, you have a working car which you can use for various 1990's Finnish countryside summer activities. Basically doing stupid things under influence of alcohol. After you have gathered extra money from various random jobs, you can start to tune and upgrade the car with parts ordered via snail mail. You can turn the car into a obnoxious bass-boom disco machine.... or into a rally car to participate rally competitions... or just fix it into perfect factory condition. Of course car also needs to pass the inspection or you might get into trouble with police.

Not only you have access to one car, but also several other cars and vehicles which you can use. (Mostly useful to get groceries and for towing the project car from some ditch, again).

Warning, this game is not for fainted heart. Severe car fever is required to play this properly due to it's autistic approach on car building.
  • Full car assembly with over hundred parts
  • Detailed driving and engine simulation
  • Various other vehicles, cars and boat to use and drive
  • Dozens of kilometers worth of dirt and paved roads with AI traffic
  • Random paying jobs to cover food, beverage and fuel expenses
  • Rally event to participate in
  • Permanent death
  • Sauna bathing
  • 90's Finnish summer!
  • Support for steering wheel and shifter controllers
  • Much more!
 
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