Random Video Game Crap

I haven't heard about this game since last year:

The fact that it actually got to the released stage makes me happy.
However, watching the video again and hearing his accent now makes me think he's going to put it into a hydraulic press.

You can skip to 27:05-ish to hear his warning message about "realism."

--Patrick
 
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Oh god, the reviews for Divinity Original Sin 2 have hit Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam. I don't know when it happened, I just keep chanting to myself that I don't want to play Early Access in pieces, I want to play the whole thing at once. It's getting harder, I want it so much.
 

GasBandit

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Oh god, the reviews for Divinity Original Sin 2 have hit Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam. I don't know when it happened, I just keep chanting to myself that I don't want to play Early Access in pieces, I want to play the whole thing at once. It's getting harder, I want it so much.
 
Meanwhile I'm over here trying to keep myself from buying Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 and WWE 2K17 but goddammit I love these terrible games so much.
 
Ugh, someone needs to WRENCH the fucking WWE games away from Yukes.

They haven't made a game worth a damn in nearly a decade.
 
I do like some of the monstrosities that Create a Wrestler allows you to make. Rooster Teeth made some magnificent ones.



Gavin's... thing... has to be seen to be believed. As he explains it, "I was trying to create a Creeper and it very quickly got out of hand."


And let's not forget Ultimate Crack Smoking Warlock

 
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I'm constantly tempted when I see a WWE game on sale on Steam.

Then I remember that ever since the current console generation, you can't upload your own music into the game. And that was what I loved most about the PS3 games.
 
I'm so annoyed that Telltale still hasn't released the exact date of Walking Dead Season 3, except that it's this month sometime.
 
Holy crap, Dishonored 2 is 38gb. I'm not playing it yet because I'm still playing the first one, but I'm family sharing it off my husband for when I finish it.
 
Holy crap, Dishonored 2 is 38gb. I'm not playing it yet because I'm still playing the first one, but I'm family sharing it off my husband for when I finish it.
It's ridiculous how big current games are. Doom was like 60.
 
Red Alert 2 VR remake.

Cool, but I was getting sea sick by the half-way point, and the interface isn't exactly any handier for getting around. Nice proof that such a game could be done in VR ,but for now I'll prefer my top down map with side scrolling all the same.
 

GasBandit

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Cool, but I was getting sea sick by the half-way point, and the interface isn't exactly any handier for getting around. Nice proof that such a game could be done in VR ,but for now I'll prefer my top down map with side scrolling all the same.
Not being in control of the camera is probably a big part of your motion sickness. I imagine that when using it yourself, it'll just feel like you're playing with action-figure sized units and buildings on a map on the floor that you just walk around and point at.
 
Not being in control of the camera is probably a big part of your motion sickness. I imagine that when using it yourself, it'll just feel like you're playing with action-figure sized units and buildings on a map on the floor that you just walk around and point at.
This is the biggest problem I have with watching pro-level Overwatch replays, too.

--Patrick
 
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