[Movies] The Upcoming Movies Trailer Thread
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I'm not crazy about the line delivery either. I said that back when they put out the teaser and figured it was a rush job, but apparently no, they felt those were good takes.[DOUBLEPOST=1479164626,1479164550][/DOUBLEPOST]
"Making a Cyborg" I love that track.
And even if not, this at least gets rids of that shitty "bwooooom" sound that's in every action trailer nowadays.
No, you're definitely not alone. They're not even remotely as expressive as the animated movie versions.
The cartoon makes more use of squash & stretch than the CGI one does, probably because the CGI version is trying harder to be more "real."
Also the character voices fight with what I remember as the authentic ones. I don't care who they get to play Monsieur D'Arque in the live version, it'll never be Tony Jay.
--Patrick
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Looks good, but once again the future seems suspiciously void of non-white people.
Must be from the timeline where Trump gets a second term.
You can just listen to the soundtrack for that when it comes out.
Once gene therapy got good enough, everyone followed Dave Chappelle's examples and just quit being a minority...
Re: Beauty & The Beast
Hollywood, stop trying to make Luke Evans happen. He's just not a lead actor. He's been more or less forgettable in everything he's been in. And he doesn't work as Gaston.
Here's the thing: Gaston was an entitled asshole, absolutely. But he was also by far the strongest, most capable, best looking dude in the region, by a lot. He was everything he bragged about. So you need someone who's going to bring that Alpha Male swagger to the party. Like a jacked Don Draper or young Bruce Campbell. Luke Evans, by leading man standards, is decent enough looking but he's not memorable and he has no swagger.
Personally I'd have cast Gerard Butler (not a great actor, but he can do the overblown manly man bit for sure) or Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who's got the looks, size, physical presence, and acting ability.
Hollywood, stop trying to make Luke Evans happen. He's just not a lead actor. He's been more or less forgettable in everything he's been in. And he doesn't work as Gaston.
Here's the thing: Gaston was an entitled asshole, absolutely. But he was also by far the strongest, most capable, best looking dude in the region, by a lot. He was everything he bragged about. So you need someone who's going to bring that Alpha Male swagger to the party. Like a jacked Don Draper or young Bruce Campbell. Luke Evans, by leading man standards, is decent enough looking but he's not memorable and he has no swagger.
Personally I'd have cast Gerard Butler (not a great actor, but he can do the overblown manly man bit for sure) or Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who's got the looks, size, physical presence, and acting ability.
He doesn't really have the size, but Chris Pine in Into the Woods struck me as very Gaston-y playing the Prince.
Holy shit, that would've been so much better.
...And a TV trailer.
Supposedly we'll get our first look at Spider-man: Homecoming before Rogue One, but no idea if it's a teaser or full trailer.
I think it's the first time I've ever seen Catherine Deneuve outside of a Chanel ad.
Now I want to see it just to see how much influence it may have had from Bruce Almighty and/or Dogma.
--Patrick
Do yourself a favor and watch Belle de Jour (1967). Catherine Deneueve as a bored housewife who takes a part time job at a specialist brothel during the day. She was stunning and the movie is incredibly sensual.
She doesn't look half bad in the preview for this movie considering this is 50 years later.
Though the scene does get rather funny if you know about primate anatomy.
Male gorillas have very small genitals by comparison to humans. The average gorilla erection is 3 centimeters, or 1 1/4 inches long.
Just look up 'gorilla anatomy'. It'll be on the first page or two of google.
You should have believed the other hominids when they told you evolution came with a dong upgrade.
Sure, and you totally pissed on your cat.
Dave
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That plot reminds me a lot of Volere Volare.
I'm sure VV is a lot more ridiculous, though.
--Patrick
Let's hope it manages to be more exciting than the last Legendary monster movie.
It's totally different people working on it. Anyone who didn't like Godzilla 2014 should be more concerned about Rogue One.
I was worried about Kong: Skull Island when I heard there wouldn't be dinosaurs, but they seem to have it covered with giant water buffalo, giant spiders, and giant ... whatever-the-fucks.
I predict John Goodman's character dies pretty early in the movie; he doesn't seem present in the clips once other creature things get underway.