The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[Eriol]

TIL there's a Canadian reality shows called "Canada's Worst Driver."
...and it's been going on for twelve seasons.

--Patrick

Awesome show. Just awesome. I will make shows like that for EVERYBODY..... *zzzzt*


Sorry, been reading WAY too much out of the american political threads lately. Infectious I think!


Anyways, that show's great. If there's a way to watch the "worst of the worst" season (8 or 9 I think) that's just beyond spectacular IMO.

 

[PatrThom]

If there's a way to watch the "worst of the worst" season (8 or 9 I think) that's just beyond spectacular IMO.

Almost the entire run appears to be on YouTube.

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

Remembrance Day stuff this morning sucked nuts. Thanks southern election.

 

[Gruebeard]

Remembrance Day stuff this morning sucked nuts. Thanks southern election.

Would you like to explain at all, or is this something better left unsaid?

 

[jwhouk]

I dunno, the poppies all looked nice on the CBC hockey broadcasts.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[GasBandit]

A guide for american political refugees:



WELL SIGN ME UP FOR PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

 

[Gruebeard]

A guide for american political refugees:



WELL SIGN ME UP FOR PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

Yes, but do you know how unpopulated PEI is? It's almost literally "you've seen one redhead, you've seen them all"

 

[Frank]

That Alberta is pretty true.

 

[Eriol]

That Alberta is pretty true.

I'd say that Texas plus Montana is closer. Actual mountains in Alberta, none in ND.

Pretty dammed funny though.

 

[HCGLNS]

We had cod....

 

[HCGLNS]

The 104th championship game for the Canadian Football League, is set to begin in just a few hours. The Ottawa Red Blacks meet the Calgary Stampeders, who will win? The Stamps, but since I actively dislike both these teams, I am hoping for a giant blizzard to strike the game! Go team bad weather!

 

[Gruebeard]

The 104th championship game for the Canadian Football League, is set to begin in just a few hours. The Ottawa Red Blacks meet the Calgary Stampeders, who will win? The Stamps, but since I actively dislike both these teams, I am hoping for a giant blizzard to strike the game! Go team bad weather!

I dont want to shovel snow.

 

[jwhouk]

All I know is that the Grey Cup is the reason why my Preds had such a short turnaround for their game today.

 

[Gruebeard]

All I know is that the Grey Cup is the reason why my Preds had such a short turnaround for their game today.

Not that you can blame your loss on that, since you were playing a team with the exact same turnaround. I'm also a little curious how a Toronto Grey Cup messes with a Winnipeg game.

 

[jwhouk]

The same reason why the NHL and NBA doesn't schedule games against a certain other championship football game in early February.

 

[HCGLNS]

Not that you can blame your loss on that, since you were playing a team with the exact same turnaround. I'm also a little curious how a Toronto Grey Cup messes with a Winnipeg game.

Because the schedule was set before the Winnipeg Bluebombers were eliminated from the CFL play offs?

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Bubble181]

I dont want to shovel snow.

Look, Belgians drink beer, Americans carry guns, Frenchmen kiss women, and Canadians shovel snow. It's your national passtime. If you don't like it, move.

 

[Frank]

Look, Belgians drink beer, Americans carry guns, Frenchmen kiss women, and Canadians shovel snow. It's your national passtime. If you don't like it, move.

I do all of those things.

 

[Simfers]

A true citizen of the world.

 

[jwhouk]

I thought it was"Canadians play hockey"?

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[HCGLNS]

I thought it was"Canadians play hockey"?

Sent from my Nextbook on Tapatalk

We play Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn Hockey, Bubble Hockey, Field hockey, Floor hockey, Ice hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey,Roller hockey, Table hockey, Twist hockey, And we play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey,hockey all the time! Take shots!

 

[jwhouk]

Note to self: previous post gets a "I understand that reference" rating when on a real computer.

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[PatrThom]

And they put mayo on their fries.

(I had some Belgian style frites with roasted garlic mayo. They were damn tasty.)

When I was younger, I was all about the ketchup on my fries.
Nowadays, I've graduated to mayo/mustard blend or, if I'm lucky, horseradish mayo/mustard blend.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Ketchup is trash and when I was in Europe and got mayo with my fries while ketchup cost extra, it was one of the most validating moments of my life.

 

[mikerc]

We play Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn Hockey, Bubble Hockey, Field hockey, Floor hockey, Ice hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey,Roller hockey, Table hockey, Twist hockey, And we play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey,hockey all the time! Take shots!

Is...is that what happened to Bubbles 1 - 180?

 

[Bubble181]

Is...is that what happened to Bubbles 1 - 180?

Only 17, 45-88, and 104.

 

[Gruebeard]

Geez I hope no one found out what I did to Bubble2438.


. . . oh huh. This dimension goes through a lot fewer Bubbles than every other one I've slided through. Lucky you.

 

[Bubble181]

Geez I hope no one found out what I did to Bubble2438.


. . . oh huh. This dimension goes through a lot fewer Bubbles than every other one I've slided through. Lucky you.

The Bubble Continuum Knows What You Did. We Are Legion.

 

[Gruebeard]

The Bubble Continuum Knows What You Did. We Are Legion.

Yeah? So what did I do to him?

 

[Bubble181]

Yeah? So what did I do to him?

Do you really want me to say so in public? If you've been here long enough you should know that'll mean you'll have to slide on because you won't be welcome here anymore - it's really considered quite....wrong in this world.

 

[Gruebeard]

*shrug* I leave tommorrow. Let the next Gruebeard deal with it.


(Yeah, there may not be many Bubbles in this dimension, but it seems like every @Hollow who ever invented sliding has passed through here - and for some damn reason we've all renamed ourselves Gruebeard.)[DOUBLEPOST=1480542873,1480542651][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, and count yourselves lucky you haven't met the Gruebeard who writes limericks like a Vogon. I mean, we all suck at it, but that guy was actually weaponized by Canada to fight the Cromags.

 

[Bubble181]

*shrug* I leave tommorrow. Let the next Gruebeard deal with it.


(Yeah, there may not be many Bubbles in this dimension, but it seems like every @Hollow who ever invented sliding has passed through here - and for some damn reason we've all renamed ourselves Gruebeard.)[DOUBLEPOST=1480542873,1480542651][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, and count yourselves lucky you haven't met the Gruebeard who writes limericks like a Vogon. I mean, we all suck at it, but that guy was actually weaponized by Canada to fight the Cromags.

I'd heard the rumors, but you mean one of you actually did that? Man, I'd never have believed it. I though the Canadianness would keep you more....civil than that. He must've been from a world a bit further out.

 

[GasBandit]