Stay 'Woke (2019)Stay woke.
Stay 'Woke (2019)
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Allen Covert, Peter Dante, John Farley
Director: Dennis Dugan
Music: Dave Matthews
Adam Sandler stars as an otherwise ordinary schmoe living an otherwise ordinary life until one day he notices that every time he falls asleep, he starts to dream that someone disappears, being erased from reality as though they never existed. He thinks nothing unusual of this...until he starts to dream about people he knows...first distant relations, then friends, then immediate family...and they actually disappear. He meets the descendant of an Australian aborigine (guest star Christopher Walken) who explains that Sandler must be accidentally shifting them into the Dreamtime while he sleeps. Now with the mystic's help, Sandler must learn the art of lucid dreaming in order to enter the Dreamtime and rescue his friends. Will Sandler be able to rescue them? Will he be able to ... Stay 'Woke?
--Patrick
Oh, he's in the movie, but as Sandler's wheelchair-bound grandmother, and only in flashbacks.not enough Rob Schneider to be an Adam Sandler movie.
Oh, he's in the movie, but as Sandler's wheelchair-bound grandmother, and only in flashbacks.
It's also later revealed that grandma was actually Sandler's first "victim," when the wheelchair is the last to roll down the ramp of rescued people. "I always thought you were dead!" and all that.
--Patrick
The really weird thing is that South of the Border is a real place. It's not a resort, but just a large, themed rest stop.I actually had to take a long hard look at the photo to determine it was shopped, because to be honest no news about the Trump administration would be bizarre enough for me to immediately dismiss it as satire.
Looks like Steve Bannon has taken to his new position well.The captioning guy didn't want anyone confused.
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Wow, 26 year old single Mormon. As an ex-Mormon, and based on your unfortunate looks and general lack of seemingly any decent qualities, I have a pretty good idea of your future: Desperately trying to find someone to marry you so you can finally get your dick touched, desperation sets in. Finally, you find a homely, equally desperate, 30 year old Mormon divorcée. She already has her obligatory 5 Mormon kids, and has little interest in fucking you. On the rare occasion she does, she is openly unsatisfied. You have no experience. No clue what you're doing. You'll never live up to her ex's performance, and she lets you know. Her kids also resent you, and look forward to the weekends they can spend with their real father, and away from your sad, lifeless eyes and rants about "cucks" and "MAGA!!!" at the dinner table.
The sexual frustration slowly builds, and finally you turn to porn. You love it, giving you an outlet to explore everything you've been taught to repress. It consumes you. You start paying for it, as Redtube is no longer enough. Spending more and more, it becomes impossible to hide from your wife. After weeks of fighting, she finally forces you to talk with the bishop. She tells some close friends. They tell their husbands. Soon, everyone in your ward whispers about you. Your wife either leaves you, or, perhaps even worse, stays with you in a loveless, trustless marriage for the next 30 years of your life. You eventually die, having had sex a grand total of perhaps 20 times, only leaving behind a wife who regretted being with you, a throng of step-kids who hate you, and family and now distant friends who are embarrassed by you. In your last minutes you reflect on your life. After reflecting on your lifetime of embarrassment and poor decision making, your final coherent thought is "But her emails....." It brings you little comfort as you fade, alone and naked, into the cold, black void that is death.
We were always f'n close to Nuclear War with North Korea, Russia, and China. Now it's just more obvious. The material difference from a military perspective is IMO minuscule. It's just become harder to ignore by the general populace. The Bread and Circuses quality may have gone down.
Sure we are, we're just more used to the North Korean, Chinese, and Russian leaders being the hot-heads filled with dangerous rhetoric, not the US leadership. We haven't had a president seem this mentally unstable since (by some accounts) Reagan started suffering from Alzheimer's while in office. Combine that with the fact that Lord Dampnut has already acted militarily twice without congressional approval, and a SecDef who already wanted to board Iranian vessels and look for weapons (an act of war), and you have fear even in those of us who should know better. I consider myself to be fairly sane, even tempered - one of those still waters run deep kind of people - and even I'm on edge about it. Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that we're currently living between the outer defense border (military bases) and inner defense border (short-range missiles designed a really long time ago to kill ICBMs) in a region heavy with nuclear armaments and the ships, submarines, and aircraft sometimes used to carry/launch them.We were always f'n close to Nuclear War with North Korea, Russia, and China. Now it's just more obvious. The material difference from a military perspective is IMO minuscule. It's just become harder to ignore by the general populace. The Bread and Circuses quality may have gone down.
Not that I support the way that they use their clock (Cuban Missile Crisis isn't 11:59pm for example), but the Doomsday Clock being at 11:50 vs 11:55 isn't a reason to think there's a big difference of how close to screwed we are. We're just as screwed at both settings. So I don't see the difference as dramatically as you. But you disagree, that's OK, I just think it's exaggerating differences which don't affect much IMO.Sure we are, we're just more used to the North Korean, Chinese, and Russian leaders being the hot-heads filled with dangerous rhetoric, not the US leadership. We haven't had a president seem this mentally unstable since (by some accounts) Reagan started suffering from Alzheimer's while in office. Combine that with the fact that Lord Dampnut has already acted militarily twice without congressional approval, and a SecDef who already wanted to board Iranian vessels and look for weapons (an act of war), and you have fear even in those of us who should know better. I consider myself to be fairly sane, even tempered - one of those still waters run deep kind of people - and even I'm on edge about it. Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that we're currently living between the outer defense border (military bases) and inner defense border (short-range missiles designed a really long time ago to kill ICBMs) in a region heavy with nuclear armaments and the ships, submarines, and aircraft sometimes used to carry/launch them.
No, I do agree with you. We aren't really any more in danger of going to nuclear war with anyone now than we have been since the end of the Cold War - it just feels like we are, and there are a lot of us who were too young to be scared during the Cold War, who are of an age to be concerned now - which is why I've been watching and reading as much about the Cold War era as I can, it's reassuring. The world has been here before, just not me. It worked out last time, and I think calmer heads will probably be able to prevail, even over Trump, this time. I'm just going to let the little nervous monster in the back of my brain hang out there for a while, as long as he doesn't get too greedy, because I have no idea what insane action Trump may take as a lashing-out action as he continues to be pressed on the Russian election interference, all of his conflicts of interest, and his complete inability to keep a promise (though I am glad he's failed to keep most of them).Not that I support the way that they use their clock (Cuban Missile Crisis isn't 11:59pm for example), but the Doomsday Clock being at 11:50 vs 11:55 isn't a reason to think there's a big difference of how close to screwed we are. We're just as screwed at both settings. So I don't see the difference as dramatically as you. But you disagree, that's OK, I just think it's exaggerating differences which don't affect much IMO.
I cut off your reply, but wanted to reply to this.No, I do agree with you. We aren't really any more in danger of going to nuclear war with anyone now than we have been since the end of the Cold War - it just feels like we are, and there are a lot of us who were too young to be scared during the Cold War, who are of an age to be concerned now -
For those not in SC, but who are in TX, South of the Border is kind of like SC's Buckee's. They own like every other billboard on I-95 for a hundred miles in each direction, and there are stupid puns on all of them.Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
DILLON, S.C. — Last week, border wall construction officials mistakenly began building around the South of the Border resort in South Carolina, instead of along the intended U.S.-Mexican border.
(ThePeedmont)