I'm putting this in the minor rant thread because it's a story about astonishing ineptitude and BS, but honestly I'm practically shaking with laughter at this point.
So, I'm doing co-op affidavits for end of the month billing. Basically, that's where, like, your local ford dealership buys advertising but Ford Motor Company pays for some of it, but they need a notarized affidavit of the script of the commercial before they'll pay. I'm the one who (among tons of other things, natch) puts together the affidavits so they can be notarized and sent off and everybody gets paid and happy.
Because there's so much of this, I insist that the salespeople have to send me a version of the scripts that I can copy and paste, because I don't have time to listen to and transcribe 900 commercials every month, and if I screw up with a typo, that's enough for Ford or whoever to say "NOPE THAT RIGHT THERE TEARS IT WE'RE NOT PAYING" and then nobody's happy and nobody's paid.
So anyway, this past month, apparently the media person at one of our local ford dealerships sends us some spots, and sends us the "scripts" for the co-op affidavits.
Thing is, clearly this isn't his original script, it's a PDF of a scanned copy of a printout of the script. And just to make it that much more useless, the scanned image is upside down in the PDF.
Our salesperson doesn't even bother to check the shit... he just opened it and hit print for us to produce the spot, and from a printout, "upside down" isn't a thing, so nobody continued to notice.
End of the month rolls around, and our salesweasel (after my prodding because he's slow and old and alzheimery and I am not saying that to be mean) forwards me the script that was e-mailed to him (again, I assume, without looking at it) so I get this scanned image PDF that is upside down and useless to me.
I let him know the problem, which kicks off a "discussion" about "wull, wull, can't you just fix it?" Sure, if I had software I don't have because this is never an issue and shouldn't be and even if I did it's still your job to send me something I can use, not something that I can't, because my time is more important than yours. So he goes and e-mails his buyer rep, has a similar "discussion" with them, and the salesweasel tells the dealership buyer rep guy "this will all go smoother if you can just send me the original word file from when you wrote the script."
But naturally the other idiot can't just do shit like he's spose'ta, he's gotta keep arguing. "Wull, wull, isn't there software you can use to turn a PDF into a word document?" So the Salesweasel relays this to me, and I say , "Yes, there is, but we don't have it, aren't going to buy it for this one idiot client's sake, and furthermore it would be useless here because there's no text in this PDF, it's a scanned image."
So the salesweasel goes back to the buyer rep idiot.
While I'm out at lunch, I get a text from the salesweasel "He's sending the word document!" Great, I think. Finally put this nonsense to bed.
I get back to the office, open my e-mail, there's a word document from the salesweasel. I open it up.
Word document.
With an embedded. upside. down. scanned. image. of the script in it.
I think this is what they mean when they say "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
Or, as Scott Adams said, there's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.