BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!
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Oh boy, a country club membership!
GasBandit
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It's a desirable trait that fertile adults seek to propagate, after all.
I'm already feeling extra fertile at the mere thought of it.
Well, he's not wrong (on average), but social capacity is high on the list as well. Also, he could be totally lying.
SELECT FirstName, LastName, PhoneNumber FROM https://www.gotinder.com/memberlist WHERE (anal = TRUE) AND (iq >= 120) AND (type IN ('nerd', 'geek', 'gamer'))
WHERE ARE ALL THE FIRST DATE ANAL GIRLS WHO RESPOND TO PROGRAMMER HUMOR, HUH?
--Patrick
... So she's free tonight?
Too soon!
GasBandit
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118 miles away.
And bots. Lots of bots.
Ah yes, forgot to mention the bots.
I'm crying. It makes it even better that my mom sitting on the couch next to me. I'm laughing to the point where I can't breathe and she's staring at me like I might need my medication adjusted.
My bartender met her guy through Tinder.
I've never met him, but she is an awesome woman.
Null: Okay. Put that and a couple other things you want me to see you in on an amazon wish list and send it to me, and see what cums for christmas.
Her: lol ok
Null: call it sexy roulette
Her: sounds like a fun game
Null: what else do you want to play next time you're here?
Her: hmmm
hide and seek
Null: Oh?
Her: you hide the sausage and I'll see if I can find it a happy ending
Null: NICE
Her: lol ok
Null: call it sexy roulette
Her: sounds like a fun game
Null: what else do you want to play next time you're here?
Her: hmmm
hide and seek
Null: Oh?
Her: you hide the sausage and I'll see if I can find it a happy ending
Null: NICE
