BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

[Null]

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

That's kind of the idea but it'd be her and her husband raising the bairns.

 

[Cheesy1]

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

"So how did Mom get pregnant from butt stuff?"

 

[Null]

"So how did Mom get pregnant from butt stuff?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_conception

 

[blotsfan]

That's kind of the idea but it'd be her and her husband raising the bairns.

That seems intense for a tinder date.

 

[Null]

That seems intense for a tinder date.

Oh this isn't off tinder, it's someone I've known for years. But it seemed to most appropriate place since we were communicating over messenger

 

[PatrThom]

So it's not from Tinder, just through Tinder.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

So it's not from Tinder, just through Tinder.

--Patrick

No, it's just Tinder-esque.

 

[GasBandit]

Just try not to get a

 

[Celt Z]

Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all

 

[PatrThom]

Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all

You were all, "...it's ok so long as I get to wear an octopus?"

--Patrick

 

[mikerc]

You were all, "...it's ok so long as I get to wear an octopus?"

--Patrick

I think I've seen that hentai.

 

[Null]

Don't me wrong, I'm pro-casual sex and I know Null has mentioned his arrangement before, but between pregnancy and STDs STIs, when I was single and on BC, if someone even suggested going without condoms, I was all

We've both been tested and are clean, so we're not taking a big risk as long as it's with each other.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You were all, "...it's ok so long as I get to wear an octopus?"

--Patrick

You're a squid now, you're having a kid now.

 

[GasBandit]

You're a squid now, you're having a kid now.

You're a squid it's a kid you're a squid it's a kid you're a kid it's a squid wait what

 

[Null]

You're a squid it's a kid you're a squid it's a kid you're a kid it's a squid wait what

I'm sure that's the title of a hentai.

 

[Celt Z]

You were all, "...it's ok so long as I get to wear an octopus?"

--Patrick

[sigh] Banana. It's needs to be a banana. How many fetishes are you guys going to give me*?


*Don't answer that.
**Any of you.
***Especially you, Gas.

 

[Bubble181]

[sigh] Banana. It's needs to be a banana. How many fetishes are you guys going to give me*?


*Don't answer that.
**Any of you.
***Especially you, Gas.

So, an octopus with eight bananas on the end of its tentacles is a yes or a no?

 

[PatrThom]

***Especially you, Gas.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

So, an octopus with eight bananas on the end of its tentacles is a yes or a no?

 

[GasBandit]

[sigh] How many fetishes are you guys going to give me*?

*Don't answer that.

**Any of you.

***Especially you, Gas.

 

[fade]

Oglaf dickball.

 

[Null]

Bananapus.

 

[PatrThom]

Bananapus.

...because of course it's a thing.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

Ah, yes, the internet. The gift that keeps on giving, even after you've said "NO PLEASE STOP I'M GOOD".

 

[GasBandit]

Ah, yes, the internet. The gift that keeps on giving, even after you've said "NO PLEASE STOP I'M GOOD".

YOU'RE A LUCKY LITTLE GIRL, KELTSY! YOU found the marble in the oatmeal! So now you get to drink from...

THE FIRE HOSE!

OPEN WIDE!

 

[Null]

YOU'RE A LUCKY LITTLE GIRL, KELTSY! YOU found the marble in the oatmeal! So now you get to drink from...

THE FIRE HOSE!

OPEN WIDE!

That wasn't water.

 

[Gruebeard]

So, an octopus with eight bananas on the end of its tentacles is a yes or a no?

Is that eight bananas on the end of each tentacle?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[jwhouk]

That one should get a "DAAAAYUMMMM" rating.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Sometimes honesty is the best policy.

 

[PatrThom]

Hey honesty is always the best policy.
It’s just that sometimes it is counterindicated due to other, preexisting conditions.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Some old, some new.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

That one's literally in your ownpost right above this one. I know Alzheimer's a terrible affliction, but still