Accurate as fuck.
Accurate as fuck.
I don't keep a detailed food diary (I just add the calories/carbs of whatever I eat to my phone's notes, then tally whenever at a computer), but here's an approximate reconstruction of a few recent days where I didn't overeat (drinking or meals with friends) or undereat (I skip lunch or dinner if not hungry):Would you mind sharing an example of a 1500 calorie day?
Accurate as fuck.
SO many things influence weight. Don’t forget to keep track of inches, as well.Started exercising again - I have no goal weight I want to hit, I don't own a scale. Just a look I would like to acquire, I'm sick of looking so doughy - and HOLY SHIT. Don't forget to stretch after guys. Don't be like me. I'm normally so good because I love stretching, but I forgot on Day 1 and now I'm FEELING IT. :/
More evidence that is unflattering to the lap band, it seems. Won’t be surprised if it falls out of favor.Thankfully I'm not diabetic (through no fucking effort of my own, I must say), but I'm hoping to head that off at the pass with this act as well.
Never you worry. I actually work for a fitness company so, I'm all over it.SO many things influence weight. Don’t forget to keep track of inches, as well.
—Patrick
Phrasing!Never you worry. I actually work for a fitness company so, I'm all over it.
198.6 pounds today. I have not weighed this little since I encountered and vanquished the freshman 15. Still got a ways to go, but it was amazing to see. When I started 5 months ago I weighed 246.I guess this is the place for this. I did my measurements with my trainer today and I'm down 33 pounds since I started in mid-June and down 7 percentage points of body fat. I really want to be below 200 by the time 2018 rolls around and as long as I stick with it, I don't see why I wouldn't be. Just nice to see the progress
So. I've been to the dietician. I've been to the shrink, got my lab work done, and had my psych eval done (you will all be happy to know I am not insane... on paper). And today I met with the surgeon. We went over everything. I told him I wanted to shoot for early January for the surgery. He told me to lose 20 pounds before then, so he can be sure to get my damn liver out of the way before he hacks off most of my stomach pouch.
You're not insane.(you will all be happy to know I am not insane... on paper)
Halforums is a serious place strictly for mature discussion. I think you have some growing up to do if you'd like to stick around.24 hours later and NO ONE makes the comment that Gas officially needs the D now? Halforums, I am disappoint.
ftfyHalforums is a serious place erected sticky for mature dicksussion. I think you have some growth to do if you wood like to stick around.
I'm kinda surprised myself. I expected it immediately. But I guess it WAS the lowest of low hanging fruit24 hours later and NO ONE makes the comment that Gas officially needs the D now? Halforums, I am disappoint.
1) Turns out there's only 1000 UI of D in my multivitamin. Which is a paltry amount for how prominently they brag on the label.Oh also, I believe the way most multivitamins are made make it impossible for your body to actually absorb most of the vitamins in the pills. Hence the deficiency to begin with.
Though I'm pretty sure you can get vitamin D from the sunlight. Does your job of IT troll not have you going outside much?
No, we’re going to tell you that you need more son."Oh god, the forum's gonna tell me I need the D."
I was going to write it yesterday, but I didn't have time to type my reply. I figured someone would beat me to it.I'm kinda surprised myself. I expected it immediately. But I guess it WAS the lowest of low hanging fruit
I mean, it was literally my first thought when the doctor said "You've got a really bad Vitamin D deficiency." I thought "Oh god, the forum's gonna tell me I need the D."
He does need the d, so do they ship bouquets of mylar penis balloons?I was too busy trying to figure out what would offend his grandparents the most if I sent it as a hospital room gift.
A Speedo?I was too busy trying to figure out what would offend his grandparents the most if I sent it as a hospital room gift.
Lifetime subscription to the New York Times?I was too busy trying to figure out what would offend his grandparents the most if I sent it as a hospital room gift.
Phrasing?... I took a big dump on my graph,
Phrasing?
Well, I'm taking pictures, anyway.In a way, I’m kind of disappointed that I’ll never get the chance to meet the “before” you “in the flesh,” so to speak.
—Patrick
It's a fair cop. I look like JBW, if he were having a really frustrating day.Though, fun fact, I have to force my brain to not substitute John Bradley West as you in my mind.