Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Gruebeard]

I feel like if you have a hard time making that decision, you probably don't have a use for one of those things.

I have absolutely no use for a Squirtle.

 

[GasBandit]

I feel like if you have a hard time making that decision, you probably don't have a use for one of those things.

I think, rather, if you have a hard time making that decision, you absolutely SHOULD be using birth control Maybe the pokemon figures come with a sterilization agent coating.

 

[PatrThom]

Moving on from the fondue fork, eh?

—Patrick

 

[drifter]

I have absolutely no use for a Squirtle.

Are you sure?

 

[@Li3n]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Are you sure?

...on tonight's episode of Hoarders...

 

[Emrys]

If you notice Viagara hanging around for more than 4 hours, you should probably see a specialist.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

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[GasBandit]

I think we've also been over this before, but cutting it all the way into a sphere is egregiously wasteful, it takes longer and removes more material (a total of 48% of the volume is removed!), when cutting it into a cylinder would have achieved the dude's desired effect, faster and with less waste (only removing 21%).

Of course, the client who ordered cubes would still be miffed.

 

[GasBandit]

For all our Michigan HFers out there (I think Michigan is our second most represented state after Texas)

 

[Fun Size]

For all our Michigan HFers out there (I think Michigan is our second most represented state after Texas)

That shirt is ridiculous. You also get angry that the air makes your face hurt.

Why do I live in a place that makes my face hurt?

 

[strawman]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[strawman]

 

[blotsfan]

@Denbrought thats a mispronunciation of the lyrics to "free fallin"

 

[GasBandit]

 

[jwhouk]

 

[PatrThom]

The only people who understand midwesterners who don't come from the Midwest are the folks in Washington State.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Better hope she doesn't take away your stylus.

--Patrick

 

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[GasBandit]

Why does a buttplug need an IP address.

Why.

 

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Yeah, it needs an IPoo address....

Fine. I'll leave.

 

[PatrThom]

Why does a buttplug need an IP address.

Wouldn't want to ARP up the wrong buttplug, right?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I like these birds.

 

[Dirona]

I like these birds.

Those are uniformly fabulous, and I want a print of #5 in particular.

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[Null]

What is this, a CAD strip?

 

[DarkAudit]

What is this, a CAD strip?

Spoiler

*THE* CAD strip. It took me a moment to catch on, but...

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

Did I miss the pun in my own post? Because I thought that was funny for a whole 'nother reason.

 

[Fun Size]

Did I miss the pun in my own post? Because I thought that was funny for a whole 'nother reason.

I got it, FP.

 

[GasBandit]

Not quite awful enough for the Misanthropy thread, but...

 

[DarkAudit]

Not quite awful enough for the Misanthropy thread, but...

The rest of the EU goes "good fucking riddance," as the Brexit cluster continues.